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Moo 💀
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Analyst, dice goblin, a headache in a suitcase. Occasional mystery jukebox host.
Also, this cold weather is giving me a knee.
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A pug trampling across your bladder is more effective than any alarm clock.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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GitHub is down but Teams is still working? Why do bad things happen to good people????
First they came for AWS
And I did not speak out
Because Canvas was down and that was fine by me.

Then they came for Cloudflare
And I did not speak out
Because I didn't need the textbook website.

Then they came for GitHub
And there were no more internet services
For me to use to get work done.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Started the day by rearranging furniture. It calms the brain squirrels.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Token Two
The Slackers with a rocksteady version of "The Letter"
"Give me a ticket for an aeroplane,
haven't got time for a fast train".
The Slacker The Letter - The Box Tops (cover)
YouTube video by stb2tmfz
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Token 2 please Moo.

‘I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars on a collision course
I am a satellite, I'm out of control.’

I’d like this played really loud as my bin bag goes through the curtains at the crem and, if anyone’s there, for them to dance like crazy.

youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM?...
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Official Video)
YouTube video by Queen Official
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Good morning, I trust that Kitty is through the jet lag and full of the joys for this weeks jukebox.

TOKEN 1

Western Sky by Freedy Johnston

'A pilots son won't fly...' the beautiful misery of this track goes from there.

I just found this solo acoustic version which is absolutely amazing.
Freedy Johnston - Western Sky @ Havalina in N Portland, OR
YouTube video by Yascha Noonberg
www.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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My Chemical Romance
The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You
(Token 2)

❤️
My Chemical Romance "The Jetset Life Is gonna Kill You" [Live From Mexico City]
YouTube video by Leo Zaisun
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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M.I.A.
Paper Planes
(Token 1)

I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make 'em all day
I get one done in a second if you wait

Thanks, Moo. Outstanding as always.

😊
M.I.A. - Paper Planes
YouTube video by MIAVEVO
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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I'm getting in early with my last offering, Moo.

Token 2
Jefferson AIRPLANE: Somebody To Love
Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love, American Bandstand, 1967
YouTube video by Beatriz
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
@nerdbirdno1.bsky.social come back Nerdy! We can't do this without you ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Token 2 😻🛩

Flying - The Telescopes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcGW...
The Telescopes - Flying
YouTube video by crelp074
m.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Morning Moo, Kitty cat and gang
Token 1 please.
‘One day I’ll fly away.’

Actually, I have. I’m in Tenerife ❤️

youtu.be/tH2rgPqi8Ag?...
Randy Crawford One Day I'll Fly Away
YouTube video by cbak12sg
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It's 11AM. Welcome to the Mystery Jukebox 4.0.

Kitty has had a stressful time heading back from the States but managed to charter a private jet to Scotland.

WARNING - THERE ARE RULES. michaelgallagherwrites.com/rules/
NO REPLIES HERE.
1/2
The Mystery Jukebox 4.0 - Michael Gallagher Writes
All the rules and conventions for joining in Kitty's Saturday Mystery Jukebox laid out in one place for your convenience.
michaelgallagherwrites.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Cold-footed.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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*tokens acquired, practice
shoogling has commenced*
🎶🎵 🪙 🕺 🐈‍⬛️ 🪙 🎶🎵
a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes closed .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
There will be a Mystery Jukebox tomorrow. Bring your tokens, prepare to shoogle to music and for the love of Kitty, chat to each other and have fun.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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crazy

IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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ALT Text benefits everyone

Alt text helps with accessibility, identifying/explaining elements you might not get to in your posts and makes your posts/work more discoverable - Make sure to toggle it on to “require alt text” in your settings
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"Why would anyone use a coin converting machine?" ponders the useless Adrian Chiles. Showing that yet again, he's completely out of touch.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Drinking royal milk tea and trying not to daydream.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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You don't have to share screenshots of columists, you know. They only speak for themselves, most of the time, and sharing their burblings merely enables them to continue.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Morning! X

It's too fucking early...
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Overheard this morning - man on phone saying "Stop this stop this stop this stop this babe babe babe babe babe". Followed by a couple - the wife asked "how come you're allowed to be texting on your phone all hours of the day but when I do it, it's a problem?". Husband: "when I do it, it's for work."
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM