Moo 💀
@tactless-skull.bsky.social
Analyst, dice goblin, a headache in a suitcase. Occasional mystery jukebox host.
[looks from potato to shoe to potato again]
[Shakes head]
[Shakes head]
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
[looks from potato to shoe to potato again]
[Shakes head]
[Shakes head]
Thanks lovely. I will put some tunes on and drown it out 👍
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thanks lovely. I will put some tunes on and drown it out 👍
There's an old wives tale about using a potato to stretch out shoes (which is baffling to me) - but my go to is to wear them around the house with a pair of socks on. It helps without putting too much pressure. The quality of the shoes does matter as you say. 👍
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There's an old wives tale about using a potato to stretch out shoes (which is baffling to me) - but my go to is to wear them around the house with a pair of socks on. It helps without putting too much pressure. The quality of the shoes does matter as you say. 👍
They look fab! Are they comfy?
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
They look fab! Are they comfy?
It's just what I do. Call it a quirk. Or a feature. 🤷🤣X
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It's just what I do. Call it a quirk. Or a feature. 🤷🤣X
[waits patiently] x
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing with his head on a pole .
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing with his head on a pole .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
[waits patiently] x
The only thing that could have made this better would be a square sossidge sandwich.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
The only thing that could have made this better would be a square sossidge sandwich.
It's the gift that keeps on... Giving. 🤣
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It's the gift that keeps on... Giving. 🤣
What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs!
(I can't guarantee that was a funny joke). Have a good day, bab!
Cattle-logs!
(I can't guarantee that was a funny joke). Have a good day, bab!
November 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs!
(I can't guarantee that was a funny joke). Have a good day, bab!
Cattle-logs!
(I can't guarantee that was a funny joke). Have a good day, bab!
Oh crumbs. That's a grim choice you shouldn't have to make.
November 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh crumbs. That's a grim choice you shouldn't have to make.
Not the Running Man? Glen Powell in a towel?
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Not the Running Man? Glen Powell in a towel?
[whispers] "it's the smell of ma brain burning..."
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
[whispers] "it's the smell of ma brain burning..."
"CHAT - WHAT DO I SAY TO THE PERSON NEXT TO ME???"
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"CHAT - WHAT DO I SAY TO THE PERSON NEXT TO ME???"
Ma first reaction was to shout "Oh CRUMBS!" [boom boom]
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Ma first reaction was to shout "Oh CRUMBS!" [boom boom]
I love that quote from oor Billy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I love that quote from oor Billy.
Oh thank christ. I thought I was the only one.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Oh thank christ. I thought I was the only one.