moops
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moops
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a court of guns n roses
January 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
something very romantic about getting a drink at a bar that will certainly close before the year is out
December 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
bro did you seriously just make the yuletide gay?
December 24, 2024 at 10:09 PM
yeah I studied a broad
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
no, professor cena, I cannot 'see you after class." but I think you and I both know that
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
hey there! my partner and I saw you at the bar and we're very impressed with your credentials.

I have a client who is actively seeking Associate Attorneys — prestigious but laid back, with only 5000 minimum billable hours. would you be open to exploring potential opportunities?
December 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
need to get the Miller Brewing Company on the phone to discuss my business idea, " the Beer of Champagne"
December 15, 2024 at 10:40 PM
veterans of the global war on Christmas
December 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
selling my gold pocket watch to buy a comb for my wifes beautiful hair. this is going to be the best Christmas ever
December 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
his name is my name too
whenever we go out
the people always shout
"there goes Arnold Steven Kopelson Seagal"
December 14, 2024 at 2:14 AM
another long day at the calling-opposing-counsel-a-fucking-moron factory
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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Asked the Lord to shine His healing light upon your stupid ass
December 11, 2024 at 1:53 AM
so funny that the United healthcare guys Goodreads is full of books called shit like "Think: the Power of Thinking"
December 10, 2024 at 2:04 AM
they're coming out with a new type of suffering
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
with the Utah jazz, it's actually more about the baskets they don't make
December 9, 2024 at 3:01 AM
why, did something happen?!?
December 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Nonfungible Jest
December 5, 2024 at 4:57 AM
im wormking for WormCorp
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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more like Benjamin Buffoon. dude's aging all goofy
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
wherefore art thou cornholio
November 28, 2024 at 12:39 AM
what if it was Just Kidding Rowling and she didn't mean any of that stuff
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
hewlett-packard lovecraft
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Lee HUSSEIN Oswald
November 28, 2024 at 12:22 AM
can't wait to read "Gary Hopper and the Portable Throne"
These books are going to suck so much shit
November 28, 2024 at 12:15 AM