Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
Approximugly Infinite Universe
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Approximugly Infinite Universe
Thieves that in a lot of cases were chums of Conservative ministers
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Thieves that in a lot of cases were chums of Conservative ministers
But could that train go across the seven bridges of Königsberg exactly once?
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
But could that train go across the seven bridges of Königsberg exactly once?
Surely if you’re going to do a Hollywood type of co-star poster, then Sooz Kempner’s name should be above Michael Balazo’s photo and his name above her hers.
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Surely if you’re going to do a Hollywood type of co-star poster, then Sooz Kempner’s name should be above Michael Balazo’s photo and his name above her hers.
Released a wet fart, more like
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Released a wet fart, more like
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That’s the colour of my Dooms
That’s the colour of my Dooms
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Blue, blue, electric blue,
That’s the colour of my Dooms
That’s the colour of my Dooms
Scandalous! Security-gategate
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Scandalous! Security-gategate
FIFA’s ethics codes are cryptic
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
FIFA’s ethics codes are cryptic
As long as their CEO is paid megabucks
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
As long as their CEO is paid megabucks
We are not amuséed
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We are not amuséed
But what’s the food like?
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
But what’s the food like?
Perfect timing, chaps!
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Perfect timing, chaps!