Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
Does this mean obtain both white light and whistle before proceeding or obtain white light and then whistle before proceeding?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Does this mean obtain both white light and whistle before proceeding or obtain white light and then whistle before proceeding?
And the same goes for toilet paper
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And the same goes for toilet paper
@footballcliches.bsky.social
“And that will eat down the clock”
“And that will eat down the clock”
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
“And that will eat down the clock”
“And that will eat down the clock”
Shall we meet for a drink at the Hare & Hounds of Love or down at the Old Bull & Kate Bush?
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shall we meet for a drink at the Hare & Hounds of Love or down at the Old Bull & Kate Bush?
‘As Seen On TV’ is real old school, innit?
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
‘As Seen On TV’ is real old school, innit?
@tommctague.bsky.social
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
@tommctague.bsky.social
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
Low tide, Folkestone
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Low tide, Folkestone
Fading Away
Deal Pier, Kent
Deal Pier, Kent
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fading Away
Deal Pier, Kent
Deal Pier, Kent
Windsurfers off Hythe
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Windsurfers off Hythe
After ten minutes of raking up leaves, he retreated indoors to churn out an article extolling the physical & mental health benefits of gardening.
#truepro
#truepro
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
After ten minutes of raking up leaves, he retreated indoors to churn out an article extolling the physical & mental health benefits of gardening.
#truepro
#truepro
He truffled all evening long and ended up pistachio’d out of his mind
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
He truffled all evening long and ended up pistachio’d out of his mind
The patient training of the truffle-pig in the woods of Umbria has now paid off
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The patient training of the truffle-pig in the woods of Umbria has now paid off
IN CONSTANT USE
He doubted that very much. After he had stood by the door for six hours, still no one had used it. He felt totally vindicated.
He doubted that very much. After he had stood by the door for six hours, still no one had used it. He felt totally vindicated.
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
IN CONSTANT USE
He doubted that very much. After he had stood by the door for six hours, still no one had used it. He felt totally vindicated.
He doubted that very much. After he had stood by the door for six hours, still no one had used it. He felt totally vindicated.
All a bit Rishi Sunak, innit?
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
All a bit Rishi Sunak, innit?
48 or 72 hour protection needed? Decisions, decisions.
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
48 or 72 hour protection needed? Decisions, decisions.
Heinz have missed a trick here. Mr Tickle’s Pickle would be great!
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Heinz have missed a trick here. Mr Tickle’s Pickle would be great!
Great to see the Waverley at Folkestone today. Shame about the weather, though.
September 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Great to see the Waverley at Folkestone today. Shame about the weather, though.
“A more extremely enthusiastic style.” Or in other words: an incredibly annoying style.
(The excerpt is from Algospeak by Adam Aleksic)
(The excerpt is from Algospeak by Adam Aleksic)
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
“A more extremely enthusiastic style.” Or in other words: an incredibly annoying style.
(The excerpt is from Algospeak by Adam Aleksic)
(The excerpt is from Algospeak by Adam Aleksic)
Delusions of grandeur
September 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Delusions of grandeur
What might a mathematician have to say about this Nectar offer at Sainsbury’s?
September 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What might a mathematician have to say about this Nectar offer at Sainsbury’s?