Andrew Szmelter
@szmelly.bsky.social
I can’t decide whether or not I like gazpacho
Chapeau!
This is a photo of all the workers who have spent more than five years restoring the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Chapeau!
Each year you think that all those perfume and after-shave ads cannot possibly match the awfulness of the previous year’s ones. But no ….
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Each year you think that all those perfume and after-shave ads cannot possibly match the awfulness of the previous year’s ones. But no ….
when a schoolboy
he used to walk past
decades-old photos
in the corridors
of football and cricket
first elevens
now he is old enough
to be in one of those photos himself
but he’d not been good enough
for the first eleven
or even the second eleven
so isn’t
he used to walk past
decades-old photos
in the corridors
of football and cricket
first elevens
now he is old enough
to be in one of those photos himself
but he’d not been good enough
for the first eleven
or even the second eleven
so isn’t
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
when a schoolboy
he used to walk past
decades-old photos
in the corridors
of football and cricket
first elevens
now he is old enough
to be in one of those photos himself
but he’d not been good enough
for the first eleven
or even the second eleven
so isn’t
he used to walk past
decades-old photos
in the corridors
of football and cricket
first elevens
now he is old enough
to be in one of those photos himself
but he’d not been good enough
for the first eleven
or even the second eleven
so isn’t
@jonworth.eu Sorry to keep going on about Ashford International but when Eurostar were granted the operating contract, do you why there was no provision written in that they would have to stop at least a certain number of trains a day at Ashford?
was.no
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@jonworth.eu Sorry to keep going on about Ashford International but when Eurostar were granted the operating contract, do you why there was no provision written in that they would have to stop at least a certain number of trains a day at Ashford?
Does this mean obtain both white light and whistle before proceeding or obtain white light and then whistle before proceeding?
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Does this mean obtain both white light and whistle before proceeding or obtain white light and then whistle before proceeding?
And the same goes for toilet paper
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And the same goes for toilet paper
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What, no Harvey Nicks?
NEWS: We now know which fast food brands are going to be coming to Folkestone, as plans move forward to develop land on an industrial estate #kmfmnews
Burger King and Costa set to join Aldi on derelict industrial estate site
Two new fast food outlets set to open at an out-of-town retail park have been revealed for the first time.
kentonline.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What, no Harvey Nicks?
If the blurb for anyone’s biography contains the word ‘beloved’ - forget it!
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If the blurb for anyone’s biography contains the word ‘beloved’ - forget it!
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
“And that will eat down the clock”
“And that will eat down the clock”
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social
“And that will eat down the clock”
“And that will eat down the clock”
Shall we meet for a drink at the Hare & Hounds of Love or down at the Old Bull & Kate Bush?
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Shall we meet for a drink at the Hare & Hounds of Love or down at the Old Bull & Kate Bush?
‘As Seen On TV’ is real old school, innit?
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
‘As Seen On TV’ is real old school, innit?
The FIFA fudge over Ronaldo is of course bad news from an ethical standpoint but even worse football-wise for Portugal.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The FIFA fudge over Ronaldo is of course bad news from an ethical standpoint but even worse football-wise for Portugal.
Have just finished watching The Iris Affair and think it should more accurately be called The Iris Muddle
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Have just finished watching The Iris Affair and think it should more accurately be called The Iris Muddle
@dannykellywords.bsky.social
@vftlpodcast.bsky.social
Doesn’t matter how many unavailable players there are, it was the manner of the defeat that really hurts: no flair, no drive, no fun. #COYS
@vftlpodcast.bsky.social
Doesn’t matter how many unavailable players there are, it was the manner of the defeat that really hurts: no flair, no drive, no fun. #COYS
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
@dannykellywords.bsky.social
@vftlpodcast.bsky.social
Doesn’t matter how many unavailable players there are, it was the manner of the defeat that really hurts: no flair, no drive, no fun. #COYS
@vftlpodcast.bsky.social
Doesn’t matter how many unavailable players there are, it was the manner of the defeat that really hurts: no flair, no drive, no fun. #COYS
The Disneyfication of F1: Goofy in the pitlane and Fantasia in Vegas underline sport’s US transformation
The Disneyfication of F1: Goofy in the pitlane and Fantasia in Vegas underline sport’s US transformation
As little as a decade ago it would have been unthinkable that an American institution such as Disney would have chosen to hitch its wagon to F1
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
@tommctague.bsky.social
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
@tommctague.bsky.social
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
I’m reading - and very much enjoying - Between the Waves. However, I think it somewhat of a stretch to describe Bexley as ‘conveniently located between Broadstairs and London’.
Low tide, Folkestone
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Low tide, Folkestone
Where would the Daily Express be without “Arctic blasts” or “Brexit benefits”?
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Where would the Daily Express be without “Arctic blasts” or “Brexit benefits”?
Fading Away
Deal Pier, Kent
Deal Pier, Kent
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fading Away
Deal Pier, Kent
Deal Pier, Kent
WEATHER WARNING: frequent & persistent wildly inaccurate forecasts
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
WEATHER WARNING: frequent & persistent wildly inaccurate forecasts
*Doorbell rings and householder opens front door*
“Morning. Jehovah’s Driveways ….”
“Morning. Jehovah’s Driveways ….”
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
*Doorbell rings and householder opens front door*
“Morning. Jehovah’s Driveways ….”
“Morning. Jehovah’s Driveways ….”