Syrtica
@syrtica.bsky.social
webdev who goes home and commits chaos
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🔥Super Smash Bros🔥
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 AM
🔥Super Smash Bros🔥
Read a post that was like, "I was raging at <game> and hit my desk so hard my RAM fell out, lol." Stated plainly like hitting things when you're upset is a normal thing to do. Felt like staring at the far edge of a toxic mindset.
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Read a post that was like, "I was raging at <game> and hit my desk so hard my RAM fell out, lol." Stated plainly like hitting things when you're upset is a normal thing to do. Felt like staring at the far edge of a toxic mindset.
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🚨 USPS Postmark Change Alert 🚨
“Your mailbox date ≠ official postmark date”
What to do:
1️⃣ Mail early.
2️⃣ Ask for a manual postmark at drop-off.
3️⃣ Use electronic filing/payment whenever possible.
Spread the word! This will affect voting IMMEDIATELY.
Credit to @cjnlegalnurse for the vid
“Your mailbox date ≠ official postmark date”
What to do:
1️⃣ Mail early.
2️⃣ Ask for a manual postmark at drop-off.
3️⃣ Use electronic filing/payment whenever possible.
Spread the word! This will affect voting IMMEDIATELY.
Credit to @cjnlegalnurse for the vid
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🚨 USPS Postmark Change Alert 🚨
“Your mailbox date ≠ official postmark date”
What to do:
1️⃣ Mail early.
2️⃣ Ask for a manual postmark at drop-off.
3️⃣ Use electronic filing/payment whenever possible.
Spread the word! This will affect voting IMMEDIATELY.
Credit to @cjnlegalnurse for the vid
“Your mailbox date ≠ official postmark date”
What to do:
1️⃣ Mail early.
2️⃣ Ask for a manual postmark at drop-off.
3️⃣ Use electronic filing/payment whenever possible.
Spread the word! This will affect voting IMMEDIATELY.
Credit to @cjnlegalnurse for the vid
I have a bathtub and a shower, but I only ever use the shower. A huge spider took up residence in the tub drain. I used to see it most mornings, but it's been a while…
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I have a bathtub and a shower, but I only ever use the shower. A huge spider took up residence in the tub drain. I used to see it most mornings, but it's been a while…
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I wrote this brief talk on why “augmenting diversity” with LLMs is empirically unsubstantiable, conceptually flawed, and epistemically harmful and a nice surprise to see the organisers have made it public
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I wrote this brief talk on why “augmenting diversity” with LLMs is empirically unsubstantiable, conceptually flawed, and epistemically harmful and a nice surprise to see the organisers have made it public
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
synthetic-data-workshop.github.io/papers/13.pdf
We're all sick, so I was looking at Doordash. One place showed an offer for $4 off if you buy a Coke. I checked the details (because that's important), and it said "excluding Diet or Zero Sugar varieties." I guess diabetics don't deserve $4 off in their view? lol
December 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We're all sick, so I was looking at Doordash. One place showed an offer for $4 off if you buy a Coke. I checked the details (because that's important), and it said "excluding Diet or Zero Sugar varieties." I guess diabetics don't deserve $4 off in their view? lol
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Cutting-edge research shows language is not the same as intelligence. The entire AI bubble is built on ignoring it.
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cutting-edge research shows language is not the same as intelligence. The entire AI bubble is built on ignoring it.
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
Read more from @benjaminriley.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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"'I’m just trying to do my goddamn job,' DiMartini said. 'They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with.'" 💥💥
newrepublic.com/post/192478/...
newrepublic.com/post/192478/...
IRS Chief Vows Revenge After Being Ousted by Elon Musk’s DOGE
“I’m just trying to do my goddamn job. They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with.”
newrepublic.com
March 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"'I’m just trying to do my goddamn job,' DiMartini said. 'They have no idea who they picked a f—king fight with.'" 💥💥
newrepublic.com/post/192478/...
newrepublic.com/post/192478/...
Decided to have chicken for breakfast. The instructions said to microwave it for 5-8 minutes, so I did… and it caught fire.
March 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Decided to have chicken for breakfast. The instructions said to microwave it for 5-8 minutes, so I did… and it caught fire.
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NextGov writes that the General Services Administration deleted 18F, a government tech consultancy that helps other agencies with their technology, early Saturday morning.
"The office has been deemed “non-critical,” Thomas Shedd, director of GSA’s Technology Transformation Services, emailed […]
"The office has been deemed “non-critical,” Thomas Shedd, director of GSA’s Technology Transformation Services, emailed […]
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infosec.exchange
March 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
NextGov writes that the General Services Administration deleted 18F, a government tech consultancy that helps other agencies with their technology, early Saturday morning.
"The office has been deemed “non-critical,” Thomas Shedd, director of GSA’s Technology Transformation Services, emailed […]
"The office has been deemed “non-critical,” Thomas Shedd, director of GSA’s Technology Transformation Services, emailed […]
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a thing i like about starfleet (in most versions of trek): they trust their people to disobey orders when necessary. that's gotta only be possible due to psych evals from telepathic member species, & doesn't always work, but it's a comfort fantasy of mutual respect, interdependence, & competence. 🖖
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
a thing i like about starfleet (in most versions of trek): they trust their people to disobey orders when necessary. that's gotta only be possible due to psych evals from telepathic member species, & doesn't always work, but it's a comfort fantasy of mutual respect, interdependence, & competence. 🖖
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ME: should I buy this stock or this stock?
FINANCIAL PLANNER: um those are soups
ME: answer the question. Beef or chicken?
FINANCIAL PLANNER: um those are soups
ME: answer the question. Beef or chicken?
February 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ME: should I buy this stock or this stock?
FINANCIAL PLANNER: um those are soups
ME: answer the question. Beef or chicken?
FINANCIAL PLANNER: um those are soups
ME: answer the question. Beef or chicken?
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Saying : "I'm the black sheep of the family"
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
February 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Saying : "I'm the black sheep of the family"
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
Tired.
Old school.
Purposefully isolating.
Saying : "I'm the shiny Pokemon of the family"
Rare.
Powerful.
Implies you're beautiful and interesting.
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IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
February 26, 2025 at 7:20 AM
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
I'm skipping dinner because putting a new trash bag in the bin seems like a lot of effort.
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm skipping dinner because putting a new trash bag in the bin seems like a lot of effort.
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Believe me, I understand that my activism is a problem for you. Please know that your inactivism is similarly problematic for me.
It's part of the reason I am as angry as I am.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-conce...
It's part of the reason I am as angry as I am.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-conce...
Dear Concerned Friend, You're F*ckin' Right I'm Angry. I Wish You Were.
Dear Concerned Friend,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
February 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Believe me, I understand that my activism is a problem for you. Please know that your inactivism is similarly problematic for me.
It's part of the reason I am as angry as I am.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-conce...
It's part of the reason I am as angry as I am.
johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/dear-conce...
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I haven't had heat for weeks because Amerigas can't get their shit together. If you're considering using them, don't.
February 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I haven't had heat for weeks because Amerigas can't get their shit together. If you're considering using them, don't.
doge.gov absolutely fails 508, lol. Maybe familiarize yourselves with the legal requirements for a federal website before trying to write one?
Not that it's their highest priority; the whole defacement thing earlier was both worse and also funnier.
Not that it's their highest priority; the whole defacement thing earlier was both worse and also funnier.
February 15, 2025 at 3:42 AM
doge.gov absolutely fails 508, lol. Maybe familiarize yourselves with the legal requirements for a federal website before trying to write one?
Not that it's their highest priority; the whole defacement thing earlier was both worse and also funnier.
Not that it's their highest priority; the whole defacement thing earlier was both worse and also funnier.
TIL that Constellation Home's website will give you an appointment confirmation screen even if an appointment doesn't get made/registered on the backend.
Given my line of work, I consider myself professionally qualified to say that's stupid as hell.
Given my line of work, I consider myself professionally qualified to say that's stupid as hell.
January 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
TIL that Constellation Home's website will give you an appointment confirmation screen even if an appointment doesn't get made/registered on the backend.
Given my line of work, I consider myself professionally qualified to say that's stupid as hell.
Given my line of work, I consider myself professionally qualified to say that's stupid as hell.