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syonaac.bsky.social
@syonaac.bsky.social
straight-up bitch!
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December 25, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Last Exmas basically resolves bc grandma is racist
December 21, 2024 at 7:54 PM
What if instead of everyone deserves a chance to fly the wicked tag line was everyone deserves a chance to eat but like in the slay way not the hunger way… or maybe the hunger way? #woke
December 21, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Who remembers when Kristen fucking Stewart played PRINCESS FUCKING DIANA??????????
December 13, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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cold night
the dog becomes
an extra blanket
#DailyHaikuPrompt
December 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I just said to Bail “my Spotify listening was 38,000… hours? Minutes? I forget which one it was” and Bail said “38,000 hours is 4 years” so oh
December 9, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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no offense to str8 ppl, but if taylor swift gets engaged on that eras tour stage like ppl are hoping, i will be so deeply embarrassed for her… like i might not be able to take her music seriously any more lol i support str8 ppl, but i do not want that shit shoved in my face :/
December 8, 2024 at 1:24 AM
AND WHY IS THAT HOW SHE EXPLAINED CANCER TO HIM
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 AM
HOW CAN HE READ
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Jack snowman is a fast learner and his nog is a fantastic nog
December 8, 2024 at 2:36 AM
He’s AWARE that he’s a snowman came to life???????
December 8, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The “satisfied grunts” are haunting
December 8, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Why is the scarf glued to his dick
December 8, 2024 at 1:07 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 8, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Why nipples
December 8, 2024 at 1:06 AM
NOT THE RED SCARFFFFFFFF
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I’m like less than 5 min in
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Hot frosty is bad
December 8, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Rihanna was hilarious on "Take A Bow", she said "You're so ugly when you cry...please, cut it out" lmao
December 6, 2024 at 1:07 PM
Don’t come to my office today you’ll just hear me weeping to silver springs on repeat for no good motherfucking reason
December 5, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Anyone want monk dvds?
December 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Sorry to say I don’t think I am ever going to watch the sopranos. Lauren if this is how you find out I’m so sorry.
December 4, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Retweet if he’s right! 💙💙👏👏
December 4, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Why aren’t there spelling bees for adults ☹️ onomatopoeia
December 4, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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Jingle horse could be the new f slur
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 AM