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synth, the returned
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Fake fancy cardboard and real plastic 'hams
returned from the void between platforms.
🏳️‍🌈 She/they/any/'hey fucker' 🏳️‍⚧️

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Sup nerds
My most recent hobby project - building an oversized praetor for my Iron Warriors heresy army, using the old 40k Centurions as a base.

That thing on his left hand is a graviton crusher - think a big industrial hammer that's also a micro-singularity.

#warhammercommunity
#horusheresy
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 PM
This also goes for more Warhammer kits.

No, refilling your paint water doesn't count, that's not for drinking.
Two things you probably need more than additional Magic Cards:

1. More Water
2. More Dietary Fiber

Get those, then get more Magic Cards.
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
In addition to MtG, my other main hobby is various flavors of Warhammer, mostly either 40k or Horus Heresy.

I usually build way more models than I finish painting, but here's some of those rare few that are fully painted.
#warhammercommunity
November 17, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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this platform is not an echo chamber

it just has actively useful chaff-squelching functions to reduce assy noise
November 17, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Behold, the dumbest proxies I've ever made - token copies for Stupid Sexy Jace from Ixalan

I regret nothing
November 16, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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A friendly first-time-doing-it-on-BlueSky reminder,

Question meme/trend things like this could potentially contain personally identifiable information that doubles as security question answers and makes it very easy to build out an online profile of you.
Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do.

Bookstore receiving clerk
Photographer
Pizza delivery driver
Technical Writer
Editor
Comics buyer
Introduce yourself with some jobs you’ve done apart from what you do

Stadium Usher
Para-Educator
Car Sales
Census Enumerator
Karaoke DJ
Political Operative
Grocery Clerk
November 11, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Sure, this seems an interesting distraction;

Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿
One TV show 📺
November 8, 2024 at 8:24 PM
So I've been playing Dragon Age: Veilguard, and I'm enjoying it.

That said, it occurs to me that my mage is dressed like I'm playing Shadowrun
November 3, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I miss attending cons. Definitely not for the expo halls, but panels are nice and goddamn do I miss the social aspect of getting to see friends from across the world all in one place
October 27, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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Can't wait to see the MTG x Final Fantasy universes beyond. Who are you hoping to see in the set?

#mtg #mtgalters ##mtgcommunity #magicthegathering
October 26, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Considering how much I love cyberpunk media in general, I should really make more of these Cyberpunk/Shadowrun proxies.
October 23, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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These are the cards that started me making proxies. Figured I might as well repost them here. #MtGProxy
October 23, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Let's go way back to the start now.

1st, a border extension I did for funsies.

2nd, @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social graciously let me edit a silly selfie of theirs into my First Actual Proxy, starting me into a new hobby that really helped me through some rough patches. Thanks again, you bacon fiend 💜
October 22, 2024 at 10:56 PM
A few more proxies from the archive for y'all

This time, we have two DOOM-themed wraths in Damnation and Last One Standing
October 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
New platform, so here's some stuff from the archive, so to speak.

I tend to go in phases with proxies, such is the ADHD life. Here's two Final Fantasy 6 inspired ones I've done
October 22, 2024 at 12:22 PM
There's something oddly fitting about having to groggily clean up broken glass at 5am the day after an election that's yet to be called.
October 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Sup nerds
December 15, 2023 at 4:09 PM