Phil
@synthballs.bsky.social
Half a dozen social media accounts that I forget to use. Whats another one?
Crackerjack of a #LikeAVersion on Triple J this morning. Love The Presets and that was an amazing cover!
November 27, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Crackerjack of a #LikeAVersion on Triple J this morning. Love The Presets and that was an amazing cover!
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
October 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
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My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???
October 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My son is rolling up underwater creatures in Katamari and he found a mollusk and was confused by it and he said “maybe it’s a ghost in the shell” and now I’m extremely confused and trying to figure out where that came from. Who is exposing my child to anime???
Gotta be Aladdin. I don’t think I’ve get watched all of Mulan or The Little Mermaid. But I’m pretty sure I know most of the words to Aladdin.
Beauty and the Beast has a horny candle. So that’s a close second for that reason entirely.
Beauty and the Beast has a horny candle. So that’s a close second for that reason entirely.
February 11, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Gotta be Aladdin. I don’t think I’ve get watched all of Mulan or The Little Mermaid. But I’m pretty sure I know most of the words to Aladdin.
Beauty and the Beast has a horny candle. So that’s a close second for that reason entirely.
Beauty and the Beast has a horny candle. So that’s a close second for that reason entirely.
Is there a way to get topics off of my skyline? Say I don’t want to read about Trump or Musk? Just get rid of it completely.
I want to have Bluesky just be a purely happy place where I don’t have to bother hearing about a shit world.
I want to have Bluesky just be a purely happy place where I don’t have to bother hearing about a shit world.
February 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Is there a way to get topics off of my skyline? Say I don’t want to read about Trump or Musk? Just get rid of it completely.
I want to have Bluesky just be a purely happy place where I don’t have to bother hearing about a shit world.
I want to have Bluesky just be a purely happy place where I don’t have to bother hearing about a shit world.
Ha. Got him.
February 1, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Ha. Got him.
Trying to help my mum print something on her piece of crap printer.
"Just email it to me. I'll print it from here... blahblah@gmail.com"
"Does it need to have capitals in it?"
Lucky I love her to death. But once again, I fucking hate printers.
"Just email it to me. I'll print it from here... blahblah@gmail.com"
"Does it need to have capitals in it?"
Lucky I love her to death. But once again, I fucking hate printers.
January 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trying to help my mum print something on her piece of crap printer.
"Just email it to me. I'll print it from here... blahblah@gmail.com"
"Does it need to have capitals in it?"
Lucky I love her to death. But once again, I fucking hate printers.
"Just email it to me. I'll print it from here... blahblah@gmail.com"
"Does it need to have capitals in it?"
Lucky I love her to death. But once again, I fucking hate printers.
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Happy New Year!
December 31, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Happy New Year!
I’ve been with family over Christmas and New Years. I’m very nearly out of my god damned mind but had a few good moments.
January 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve been with family over Christmas and New Years. I’m very nearly out of my god damned mind but had a few good moments.
This ad would have worked for me!
December 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This ad would have worked for me!
Bushfires in Australia give the best sunsets
December 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Bushfires in Australia give the best sunsets
I can tell you right now. Being very rich would make me insanely happy.
December 26, 2024 at 8:05 PM
I can tell you right now. Being very rich would make me insanely happy.
Last night I followed an old Australian Christmas tradition and drank literally everything in the house.
Today will be a lot quieter I think...
Today will be a lot quieter I think...
December 25, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Last night I followed an old Australian Christmas tradition and drank literally everything in the house.
Today will be a lot quieter I think...
Today will be a lot quieter I think...
I know this is kinda cliched at this point, but I’d love to be in New York for Christmas once in my life. See snow. Rockefeller Plaza. Central Park.
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t survive in that sort of cold though.
Guy can dream.
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t survive in that sort of cold though.
Guy can dream.
December 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I know this is kinda cliched at this point, but I’d love to be in New York for Christmas once in my life. See snow. Rockefeller Plaza. Central Park.
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t survive in that sort of cold though.
Guy can dream.
I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t survive in that sort of cold though.
Guy can dream.
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boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
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EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
EBERT: Now this Shadow, he's a guy who –
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
SISKEL: He's a hedgehog.
EBERT: Yes, of course he's a hedgehog, but not only that, he's also the ultimate life form.
Merry Christmas from Australia! Or Happy Holidays if that’s your thing!
If you’re still offended somehow, have a prosperous Wednesday the 25th of December!
If you’re still offended somehow, have a prosperous Wednesday the 25th of December!
December 24, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Merry Christmas from Australia! Or Happy Holidays if that’s your thing!
If you’re still offended somehow, have a prosperous Wednesday the 25th of December!
If you’re still offended somehow, have a prosperous Wednesday the 25th of December!
This was my first RPG. I’m not even sure I knew what this style of game was before this came out.
December 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
This was my first RPG. I’m not even sure I knew what this style of game was before this came out.