So our 14 year told just found out he’s officially an inch taller than his 18 year old brother and he will NOT stop being a dick about it

I can’t be the only one who thinks it’s weird that the dentist pulls his tools out of your mouth and just wipes it on your chest like it’s a porn shoot, right?

Look in the doubt we've wallowed

Look at the leaders we've followed

Look at the lies we've swallowed

And I don't want to hear no more

If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?

#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.

People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!

Let’s spread word! ❤️✊

My super power is recognizing that in most commercials advertising mouth wash or sandwiches, that the actors actually have nothing in their mouths and are faking it

I’m available for parties.

My wife told me I wasn’t allowed to wear these to her office work party.

I’ve figured it out. Since MAGA insists on countering and undoing everything Biden does, he should offer to pardon Trump.

Watch their heads all explode trying to process that.

Late post. This years Halloween costume.

Vincent and Jules.

What should we do next year?

Happy Thanksgiving

The only thing I remember learning in elementary school is what to do if I catch on fire. I have not used that shit once in my entire life

Poutine made from hand cut sweet potato fries, home made cheese curd, and duck fat braised short rib gravy.

Who here likes home made ramen bowls with Korean BBQ?

A friend of mine just told me what the female equivalent of “mansplaining” is.

“Shelaboration”. And now that’s all I can think about.

My son grew his first mustache. We met up with some friends and their daughter asked him “What’s up with that mustache?” and he immediately responded “I was gonna ask you the same thing!”.

I don’t think there’s enough ointment in the world to ease that burn.