I’m rubber, you’re glue?

Does THAT count?

Love you man… keep helping the rest of us fight the good fight!

Because republicans are mostly doing it?

Wait, my wife did what?

You’re having Tums for lunch, aren’t you?

I will never understand the complete reluctance to have any assemblance of sensible gun control. I’m not even arguing take them all away. But shooting after shooting and all we do is shrug and accept it as a fact of life.

It’s disgusting.

This is extremely underrated advice. I had a good friend from high school I thought about for years but never bothered trying to contact because I was “too busy”. Then he unexpectedly died. And I regretted not reaching out for a long long time.

That’s much better than the 2 year old saying “ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TI CRY ABOUT!”

So, that’s a nice bonus.

McConnell can absolutely fuck ALL the way off. I liked him better when his brain kept randomly pausing and he’d just drool on tv. Can we go back to that?

Ovaltine is just YooHoo’s weird uncle that everyone gets creeped out by at holiday gatherings.

What about D) angrily hurl the broken egg into the trash and start again?

Stranger Than Fiction
Everything Must Go
Spirited

Citizen Kane

You’re a pathetic coward and a traitor.