We're gonna have a velocity impact next sprint from all the drinking I'm doing to get through these meetings.

i think back on my youth as an angry conservative kid who loved guns and spent way too much time online. i thank my lucky stars every day that i met good people as a young man who had the patience and foresight to guide me out of that stage of my life.

524135 is a perfectly legitimate method

It was shockingly cold in Chicago, was *not* prepared. Didn’t pack a jacket so I had to get a hoodie from Walmart.

The Birth Site of The Jason is not far from there.

I think that means you qualify for the carpool lane now.

1. Found Family
2. Low-Budget Sci-Fi
3. Lifetime Original
4. Christian Persecution Porn
5. Women Behaving Badly

You look like you’re trying to find the words to gently suggest a new career while looking at my PR

That looks incredible!