Sykersomatic
@sykersomatic.bsky.social
Giant crab monster in a human suit. Professional Dungeon Master for Hire.
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I'm Sykersomatic, host of Syker's Tales, and I'm a 30 year veteran of Tabletop RPGs. I use my years of acting and voice over experience, dynamic lightning and ambient music, and my storytelling talent...
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Hi. I run #dnd5e for money. I do voices and use my theatre training to bring your game to life. You should hire me.
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It's Emergent episode drop day!!! Episode 2 of Dawn of the Next Generation is out now on YouTube!!! Another week of our teen heroes facing untold horrors, as they slowly come to terms with their newfound powers #TTRPG #ActualPlay
Emergent TTRPG: Dawn of the New Generation Ep.2
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August 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's Emergent episode drop day!!! Episode 2 of Dawn of the Next Generation is out now on YouTube!!! Another week of our teen heroes facing untold horrors, as they slowly come to terms with their newfound powers #TTRPG #ActualPlay
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So much of the “promise” of AI right now is saving time creating.
Let me say it from my chest: all I want is to spend *more* time creating. I’m not making content. I’m engaging in my vocation, my calling, my literal reason for existing.
Let me say it from my chest: all I want is to spend *more* time creating. I’m not making content. I’m engaging in my vocation, my calling, my literal reason for existing.
June 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So much of the “promise” of AI right now is saving time creating.
Let me say it from my chest: all I want is to spend *more* time creating. I’m not making content. I’m engaging in my vocation, my calling, my literal reason for existing.
Let me say it from my chest: all I want is to spend *more* time creating. I’m not making content. I’m engaging in my vocation, my calling, my literal reason for existing.
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Honestly gonna be disappointed if we get wiped out and it’s not our fault. Harambe deserves justice.
Eat arbys
#meatsoutforharambe
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Eat arbys
#meatsoutforharambe
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3 city-killing asteroids could strike Earth within weeks — generating a million times more energy than Hiroshima atomic bomb
International researchers warn that the planet Venus is concealing at least three city-killer asteroids that could strike Earth in weeks without warning.
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May 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Honestly gonna be disappointed if we get wiped out and it’s not our fault. Harambe deserves justice.
Eat arbys
#meatsoutforharambe
nypost.com/2025/05/28/s...
Eat arbys
#meatsoutforharambe
nypost.com/2025/05/28/s...
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As we butcher sentient beings to serve up in bags at the drive-thru altar of capitalism, let’s take a minute to thank fuck we don’t do anything like that to young poor people.
Always remember to eat arbys.
Always remember to eat arbys.
May 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
As we butcher sentient beings to serve up in bags at the drive-thru altar of capitalism, let’s take a minute to thank fuck we don’t do anything like that to young poor people.
Always remember to eat arbys.
Always remember to eat arbys.
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Everything is absurd nonsense that means nothing. That’s what we survive and call “living”.
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
May 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Everything is absurd nonsense that means nothing. That’s what we survive and call “living”.
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
But if you live where people work toward making that absurd nonsense actively evil for everyone else, it’s fine to fantasize about putting those people into a woodchipper.
Thanks for enjoying arbys
At a restaurant. The server behind the bar has a black eye she's covering with her hair and heavy makeup. Ring on her finger.
I know what happened. I've seen that before. Lived it.
... it's considered impolite to call that out. But gods, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
I know what happened. I've seen that before. Lived it.
... it's considered impolite to call that out. But gods, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
May 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
At a restaurant. The server behind the bar has a black eye she's covering with her hair and heavy makeup. Ring on her finger.
I know what happened. I've seen that before. Lived it.
... it's considered impolite to call that out. But gods, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
I know what happened. I've seen that before. Lived it.
... it's considered impolite to call that out. But gods, no one deserves that kind of treatment.
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LIVE NOW!
Minecraft and Rambles time! Come chat, chill, and vibe
#twitchstreamer
www.twitch.tv/thedietelf
Minecraft and Rambles time! Come chat, chill, and vibe
#twitchstreamer
www.twitch.tv/thedietelf
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‧⁺˚*･༓☾ 18+ Loretalks & Fanrants; Except I Just Talk About My Fav Fandom Ships ☽༓･*˚⁺‧
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May 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
LIVE NOW!
Minecraft and Rambles time! Come chat, chill, and vibe
#twitchstreamer
www.twitch.tv/thedietelf
Minecraft and Rambles time! Come chat, chill, and vibe
#twitchstreamer
www.twitch.tv/thedietelf
One of my clients told me just now about how my example and my sessions inspired him to run his own home game of #dnd and to me, there's no greater compliment!
I needed that boost because the last few days have been rife with imposter syndrome in my head. That truly helped push those thoughts away.
I needed that boost because the last few days have been rife with imposter syndrome in my head. That truly helped push those thoughts away.
May 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
One of my clients told me just now about how my example and my sessions inspired him to run his own home game of #dnd and to me, there's no greater compliment!
I needed that boost because the last few days have been rife with imposter syndrome in my head. That truly helped push those thoughts away.
I needed that boost because the last few days have been rife with imposter syndrome in my head. That truly helped push those thoughts away.
"The value of a government isn't monetary; they literally print our money. The value of a government is how effective they are at supporting their citizens."
Preach, @codyjohnston.bsky.social .
youtu.be/eJQDpOCXJ1o?...
Preach, @codyjohnston.bsky.social .
youtu.be/eJQDpOCXJ1o?...
Why Is DOGE Lying To Everybody About Everything? - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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May 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"The value of a government isn't monetary; they literally print our money. The value of a government is how effective they are at supporting their citizens."
Preach, @codyjohnston.bsky.social .
youtu.be/eJQDpOCXJ1o?...
Preach, @codyjohnston.bsky.social .
youtu.be/eJQDpOCXJ1o?...
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Even if you're on private insurance, the Republican budget will screw you over too, @aoc.bsky.social explains. #NoMedicaidCuts
May 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Even if you're on private insurance, the Republican budget will screw you over too, @aoc.bsky.social explains. #NoMedicaidCuts
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WATCH: @aoc.bsky.social explains how the Republican bill will:
- Gut Medicaid
- Increase premiums for private health insurance
- Force rural hospitals to close
All to give a giant tax handout to billionaires.
- Gut Medicaid
- Increase premiums for private health insurance
- Force rural hospitals to close
All to give a giant tax handout to billionaires.
May 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
WATCH: @aoc.bsky.social explains how the Republican bill will:
- Gut Medicaid
- Increase premiums for private health insurance
- Force rural hospitals to close
All to give a giant tax handout to billionaires.
- Gut Medicaid
- Increase premiums for private health insurance
- Force rural hospitals to close
All to give a giant tax handout to billionaires.
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If you use your last $7 to buy your mom some stupid card for Mother’s Day, then she’ll just have two useless pieces of trash to feel guilty about tossing aside.
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Thank you for enjoying arbys
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you use your last $7 to buy your mom some stupid card for Mother’s Day, then she’ll just have two useless pieces of trash to feel guilty about tossing aside.
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Thank you for enjoying arbys
Attention #dnd DMs:
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Attention #dnd DMs:
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
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All the battlemaps for Vecna Eve of Ruin Chapter 10 are now available on DMsGuild! www.dmsguild.com/browse.php?a...
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
All the battlemaps for Vecna Eve of Ruin Chapter 10 are now available on DMsGuild! www.dmsguild.com/browse.php?a...
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Spellcasters, this one's for you! 🪄
The D&D 2024 Character Builder just got a BIG upgrade. It's now easier to add spells when building & leveling up characters (2024 & 2014)!
✅ Filter & search
✅ Select multiple spells
✅ Pact Magic slots
Learn more: buff.ly/XceYky1
The D&D 2024 Character Builder just got a BIG upgrade. It's now easier to add spells when building & leveling up characters (2024 & 2014)!
✅ Filter & search
✅ Select multiple spells
✅ Pact Magic slots
Learn more: buff.ly/XceYky1
May 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Spellcasters, this one's for you! 🪄
The D&D 2024 Character Builder just got a BIG upgrade. It's now easier to add spells when building & leveling up characters (2024 & 2014)!
✅ Filter & search
✅ Select multiple spells
✅ Pact Magic slots
Learn more: buff.ly/XceYky1
The D&D 2024 Character Builder just got a BIG upgrade. It's now easier to add spells when building & leveling up characters (2024 & 2014)!
✅ Filter & search
✅ Select multiple spells
✅ Pact Magic slots
Learn more: buff.ly/XceYky1
Dad is in the hospital again. I went to visit him; let him know I was worried about him.
First words out of his mouth when he sees me: "Go get my phone and charger."
Not "hello", not "I'm OK, don't worry", not even "please".
Just... "fetch, doggie"
45 years of this shit.
First words out of his mouth when he sees me: "Go get my phone and charger."
Not "hello", not "I'm OK, don't worry", not even "please".
Just... "fetch, doggie"
45 years of this shit.
May 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Dad is in the hospital again. I went to visit him; let him know I was worried about him.
First words out of his mouth when he sees me: "Go get my phone and charger."
Not "hello", not "I'm OK, don't worry", not even "please".
Just... "fetch, doggie"
45 years of this shit.
First words out of his mouth when he sees me: "Go get my phone and charger."
Not "hello", not "I'm OK, don't worry", not even "please".
Just... "fetch, doggie"
45 years of this shit.
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Thanks for a rad stream pals, extra specials thanks to the homie @possumgamer.bsky.social for the raid. 💜
May 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Thanks for a rad stream pals, extra specials thanks to the homie @possumgamer.bsky.social for the raid. 💜
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Barn doors are open!
Farm Friday is back on your screens! See you buddies tonight at 7pm Central at the usual place for more adventures in Stardew Valley 😊
www.twitch.tv/vgplaysgames
www.twitch.tv/vgplaysgames
a man in a hat is holding a chicken
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a chicken
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May 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Barn doors are open!
Sitting in a local restaurant in this dirtball town, a conversation begins:
Lady at counter: "You try that new Mexican place?"
Bigot: "Hell no, I'm an American, I can't stand Mexicas!... but I do like tacos..."
...
Help.
Lady at counter: "You try that new Mexican place?"
Bigot: "Hell no, I'm an American, I can't stand Mexicas!... but I do like tacos..."
...
Help.
May 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sitting in a local restaurant in this dirtball town, a conversation begins:
Lady at counter: "You try that new Mexican place?"
Bigot: "Hell no, I'm an American, I can't stand Mexicas!... but I do like tacos..."
...
Help.
Lady at counter: "You try that new Mexican place?"
Bigot: "Hell no, I'm an American, I can't stand Mexicas!... but I do like tacos..."
...
Help.
Was driving along, feeling lonely and lost and all of a sudden I solved a #dnd story problem I was having and yelled to absolutely no one:
"DRACONIANS! FUCK YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!"
Iwas very happy.
My brain is odd.
"DRACONIANS! FUCK YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!"
Iwas very happy.
My brain is odd.
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Was driving along, feeling lonely and lost and all of a sudden I solved a #dnd story problem I was having and yelled to absolutely no one:
"DRACONIANS! FUCK YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!"
Iwas very happy.
My brain is odd.
"DRACONIANS! FUCK YEAH, I'M A GENIUS!"
Iwas very happy.
My brain is odd.
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Was so much fun being on Behind the Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social this week!!
On the latest #Behind TheBastards (on Robert Maxwell), @adamconover.net says, of the increase in the left- handed population over time: "Once you aren't slappin' people around for being something, they're a little more willing to say that's what they are on a survey." 😂😂😂
May 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Was so much fun being on Behind the Bastards with @iwriteok.bsky.social this week!!
I have my doggie.
I have my business.
I have a roof, food and money for fun.
I should be happy.
Right?
I have my business.
I have a roof, food and money for fun.
I should be happy.
Right?
May 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have my doggie.
I have my business.
I have a roof, food and money for fun.
I should be happy.
Right?
I have my business.
I have a roof, food and money for fun.
I should be happy.
Right?
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Time for some more food crimes with Marshmallows!
Peanut butter mallows and Spicy Buldak mallows.
Check it out: youtu.be/lvn7FAyDCJE
#NomSession
Peanut butter mallows and Spicy Buldak mallows.
Check it out: youtu.be/lvn7FAyDCJE
#NomSession
Peanut Butter and Buldak Marshmallows!? | Nom Session
YouTube video by Twinz Play
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May 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Time for some more food crimes with Marshmallows!
Peanut butter mallows and Spicy Buldak mallows.
Check it out: youtu.be/lvn7FAyDCJE
#NomSession
Peanut butter mallows and Spicy Buldak mallows.
Check it out: youtu.be/lvn7FAyDCJE
#NomSession