Sykersomatic
@sykersomatic.bsky.social
Giant crab monster in a human suit. Professional Dungeon Master for Hire.
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Attention #dnd DMs:
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Attention #dnd DMs:
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
When running Dragonlance: Shadow of the Dragon Queen, you are *required* to do Darrett Highwater in the style of Ted "Theodore" Logan as played by Keanu Reeves.
I don't make the rules. Behold.
I feel like this is the best representation of internet discussions since day one.
This pair of posts should be in a museum.
This pair of posts should be in a museum.
May 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I feel like this is the best representation of internet discussions since day one.
This pair of posts should be in a museum.
This pair of posts should be in a museum.
Dear artists, exposure doesn't pay your rent.
April 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dear artists, exposure doesn't pay your rent.
Image provided free of context.
April 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Image provided free of context.
Telling #dnd stories about vampire tyrants so I don't have to think about real-life tyrants.
That said, at least Strahd has a coherent message.
That said, at least Strahd has a coherent message.
March 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Telling #dnd stories about vampire tyrants so I don't have to think about real-life tyrants.
That said, at least Strahd has a coherent message.
That said, at least Strahd has a coherent message.
It's the little things.
February 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's the little things.
Hiking has become a way for me to process grief. My father is unwell, probably worse. The country is going up in flames. My depression is escalating to 2017 levels.
But out here? That noise is lessened.
But out here? That noise is lessened.
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hiking has become a way for me to process grief. My father is unwell, probably worse. The country is going up in flames. My depression is escalating to 2017 levels.
But out here? That noise is lessened.
But out here? That noise is lessened.
If I'm ever feeling burnt out by #dnd there's always my fantasy favorites to bring me back into the right frame of mind. Got a biz to run, after all.
What's some of your favorites?
What's some of your favorites?
January 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I'm ever feeling burnt out by #dnd there's always my fantasy favorites to bring me back into the right frame of mind. Got a biz to run, after all.
What's some of your favorites?
What's some of your favorites?
I love snow, and I am a particular fan of this morning's snowfall. It's so quiet outside, and peaceful.
January 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I love snow, and I am a particular fan of this morning's snowfall. It's so quiet outside, and peaceful.
5 things. Nearly 16 bucks.
December 28, 2024 at 4:48 PM
5 things. Nearly 16 bucks.
Made a full #Christmas dinner all on my own.
December 25, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Made a full #Christmas dinner all on my own.
