ray just tried to get me to show him wario and waluigi porn on shrooms and got mad when i said no

ME: [turns out pockets, shakes sleeves]

THERAPIST: is that all of them

ME: [stares at depression, anxiety, C-PTSD, ADHD piled up on table]
yep that’s everything

THERAPIST: amy

ME: fiiiine [pulls attachment disorder from ankle holster, adds to the pile]

happy presidents day

Women is now a banned word.

And so many more
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i can’t stand the trope of taking a good franchise and rewriting lore and making everyone kids like JUST COME UP WITH NEW IDEAS

not gonna say who but a republican in my family was complaining about how egg prices went up again, and when i said “not to mention he’s trying to ban gay marriage” (i’m gay)

and she looks me dead in the eyes and goes

“well i don’t care. that doesn’t effect me.”

HUH??? WHA?!?!?! SORRY!?!?!

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writers and artists when we write or draw something just as we envisioned it in our daydreams

so my mom sleep walks (nothing new) and i passed her on the way to the bathroom and she went “good morning” and i went “do you know what time it is?” she replied “too early” and i answered “11pm.”

nothing is ever boring in the bodenheimer family

you the worst part about knee surgery? it’s not the chunky knee brace. it’s not the large scars. it’s not the walking with a walker. it’s the fact i can’t pick out what spoon i get with my cereal

i cannot believe im majoring in graphic design and it all started with this photograph in my ap bio class

i asked my dad if cinnamon was hydrophobic and he thought i asked if it was homophobic 😎

Our Soup EP comes out November 31st, 2023. 5 Brand New, Steamy Hot tracks coming to your dinner table from your friends Undisclosed Cameraman and Georgie Saladbar.

all the screen caps ik you want of charlie in uniform from the premiere of Smiling Friends season 2

“michael. jim. dwight. eisenhower.”