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SLOMMY 🍌
@swingo7.bsky.social
high-larious, hockey enthusiast, high priestess #21
currently listening to… 🎧
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shoutout to women who wear big bulky headphones. gotta be one of my favourite genders
February 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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The only immigrant trying to destroy the country.
February 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
New year, New Rangers. please please please get some dedication and drive again, I need happiness in hockey.
January 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Airport culture is hoping the strangers you choose to watch your bag is better than the strangers around them.

Pro tip: I always choose a mom.
December 23, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Nothing could have prepared me for this notification. am I in a post-work hallucination?
December 19, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Igor secured in NY for 8 years at $11.5-12 AAV? Great! Now rebuild the defense around him.
December 6, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Goodbye to the Trouba Train. Interested to see the energy of the team against Pittsburgh tonight.
December 6, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Jacob Trouba is now a member of the @AnaheimDucks. 🦆
December 6, 2024 at 8:39 PM
If an artist is in my Spotify top 5 I should get discount concert tickets.
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Pierce the Veil going on tour and NYR 100th anniversary next year? I need to make a lot of money really fast.
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
just watched a video of Devils fans celebrating after the win. I’m SICK. 5-1 NJD? awful.
December 3, 2024 at 7:25 AM
To Philadelphia? Really? Can this team win is the new question.
November 29, 2024 at 8:43 PM
White dads everywhere glued to the tv during the Cowboys halftime show
November 28, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Carolina out for revenge from the 23-24 playoffs. The Rangers need speed, goals, and a stable defense to beat them again.
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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November 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
someone needs to put the entire New York Rangers team in rice overnight.
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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November 23, 2024 at 9:43 PM
All eyes on the Rangers top line tonight as they take on McJesus and his entourage at Roger’s Place. Can the Rangers push to another road-trip victory? 3 periods will tell.
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup this season and I will be your local hockey Bluesky correspondent throughout.
November 23, 2024 at 8:38 AM
just saw someone’s “ I support the following “ list and it included MAPS? fuck ped*philia, and if you “support” it, take a steel shot to the dome - the world will be better off.
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
already imported most of my Rangers pages. everything else can be re-built.
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November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM