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I think Soren Kierkegaard really needed to just smoke some weed
September 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
July 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
June 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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No war with Iran, full stop. Absolutely psychotic seeing them run the exact same playbook from 20 years ago despite the fact that we are explicitly the aggressor here
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Leaning over the repair technician whose body has completely disappeared into our freezer “hey do you like 100 gecs???
June 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Gender dysphoria at the MLS game
June 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The song Delicious by Charli XCX speaks to a deep and sublime universal truth
June 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I am dyinggggggg
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve started referring to Audi and Aldi by each others names and it really pisses people off
June 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Our approach to climate change summed up in one photo from @mprnews.org .

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June 4, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I remember each one of you stupid liberal fucks that told me dems confirming this guy was strategy are you awake yet
SCOOP: The State Department's new reorganization plan includes the opening of an "Office for Remigration," a term popularized by far right extremists and neo-Nazis in Europe. The office will coordinate directly with DHS "to advance the President’s immigration agenda."

My report:
State Department set to launch ‘Office of Remigration’
The concept of remigration has explicitly neo-Nazi roots and has been popularized in Europe.
www.thehandbasket.co
May 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Everyone is concerned after rumours of an unidentified sorcerer in the community
May 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Today
May 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Coworker just said out loud “I still don’t understand what revenue is”
May 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
not right now kitten, daddy's doing dialectics on the train
May 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I Paused My Gilgamesh To Be Here
May 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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America’s famous “twin cities”, New York and Los Angeles, are so-called because they’re exactly alike in every meaningful respect
May 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
the male loneliness epidemic can be entirely traced back to the goddess Ishtar killing all of our homoerotic shadow-seconds
May 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Dude FUCK goddess Ishtar... smh...
May 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Gilgamesh, noooo!!! Don’t kill the Bull of Heaven nooooooooOoOoooOooO!!!!!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Working for a university kind of sucks broadly but at least I get to abuse the hell out of their interlibrary loan system. Annual compensation equivalent of, like, $100
May 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
People are saying the new Julia Ducournau film is bad.. that is ok, I will still show up for you queen
May 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Spare a thought for the 30-year-old-men in your life who have a calculus 2 final today…
May 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Woah the pedophile and embezzlement organization has a new leader ?
May 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM