Karen Schmidt
@swimmer-knitter.bsky.social
Fast knitter. Slow swimmer. Thursday crossword completer.
I'm so jaded I thought this was a puff piece about their neckware. The sad part is I clicked on it anyway.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm so jaded I thought this was a puff piece about their neckware. The sad part is I clicked on it anyway.
Are you freaking kidding me with this, @nytimes.com ???
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Are you freaking kidding me with this, @nytimes.com ???
An old favorite. Happy Sunday! #papi #chihuahua
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An old favorite. Happy Sunday! #papi #chihuahua
What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What could go wrong? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
July 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Is *everyone* from this administration a Temu Bond villain?
As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention.
22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.
Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.
22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.
Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.
June 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is *everyone* from this administration a Temu Bond villain?
I know it's no laughing matter, but every time someone says "Bunker Buster Bombs," I can't help but think of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."
June 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I know it's no laughing matter, but every time someone says "Bunker Buster Bombs," I can't help but think of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers."
June 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
If you need a distraction from The Distraction, I highly recommend this new book by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social -- it's a perfect combination of completely unique and very relatable.Treat yourself to this page-turner! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/738849...
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June 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
If you need a distraction from The Distraction, I highly recommend this new book by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social -- it's a perfect combination of completely unique and very relatable.Treat yourself to this page-turner! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/738849...
I no longer pause for the compliments after I tell people my age.
May 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I no longer pause for the compliments after I tell people my age.
I long for the days when reading the news over a leisurely breakfast was relaxing, instead of stomach-churning.
May 15, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I long for the days when reading the news over a leisurely breakfast was relaxing, instead of stomach-churning.
They picked a new pope. They have to go look for him in the woods-- he had a couple of bad mussels yesterday.
May 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They picked a new pope. They have to go look for him in the woods-- he had a couple of bad mussels yesterday.
Reposted by Karen Schmidt
I need to cultivate some penpals.
April 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I need to cultivate some penpals.