Karen Schmidt
@swimmer-knitter.bsky.social
Fast knitter. Slow swimmer. Thursday crossword completer.
The awkward audio makes it seem like one of those viral musicless music videos.
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The awkward audio makes it seem like one of those viral musicless music videos.
Weirdly, it was E. Jean Carroll.
December 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Weirdly, it was E. Jean Carroll.
I'd like to murder the person who wrote that ad copy. Was Terry in a murderous craze? Was the friend, when he gave him the marijuana? Unclear. C-
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'd like to murder the person who wrote that ad copy. Was Terry in a murderous craze? Was the friend, when he gave him the marijuana? Unclear. C-
Prosecution WHORE!!!
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Prosecution WHORE!!!
Oh, we'll stay tuned all right.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Oh, we'll stay tuned all right.
Side note: Never change a printer cartridge while wearing a white suit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Side note: Never change a printer cartridge while wearing a white suit.
Does real marble usually have repeated patterns like I'm seeing on the floor? And wouldn't a decent craftsman try to hide that?
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Does real marble usually have repeated patterns like I'm seeing on the floor? And wouldn't a decent craftsman try to hide that?
Yes, nothing says neo-classical like polyresin wall appliques spray painted gold.
October 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yes, nothing says neo-classical like polyresin wall appliques spray painted gold.
🎵 It's an undeniable fact... 🎵
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎵 It's an undeniable fact... 🎵
So much for the National Guard being there to protect federal buildings.
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So much for the National Guard being there to protect federal buildings.
This is the person who's scrutinizing the Smithsonian for "improper ideology."
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is the person who's scrutinizing the Smithsonian for "improper ideology."
2. I would like to see them driven in a canary yellow P.T. Cruiser.
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
2. I would like to see them driven in a canary yellow P.T. Cruiser.
Thanks, Jen!!
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Thanks, Jen!!
The cat whisker. ❤️
September 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The cat whisker. ❤️
"Should we do it over? or..." Lying to the American People TAKE 2 🎬
September 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Should we do it over? or..." Lying to the American People TAKE 2 🎬