I'm Joe Santos
@swiftiedad.bsky.social
Husband to a lovely Scottish lass. Dad to a magical little girl. Ridiculous Swiftie. Proud citizen of the Sovereign State of Connecticut. Forever perplexed at why people can't just be good.
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A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
I remember back in the aughts saying that when Dick Cheney died I was going to throw a "Yay! Dick Cheney is Dead!" Party. It's incredible to me that things have gotten so much worse that when it finally happened, I'm strangely unmoved. Don't get me wrong. He was very bad, but... ~sigh~ #DickCheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I remember back in the aughts saying that when Dick Cheney died I was going to throw a "Yay! Dick Cheney is Dead!" Party. It's incredible to me that things have gotten so much worse that when it finally happened, I'm strangely unmoved. Don't get me wrong. He was very bad, but... ~sigh~ #DickCheney
Sounds like he's coming off a massive bender and having the world's worst hangxiety episode. Don't ask me how I know anything about that... #Hegseth
"'Dude is crawling out of his skin,' another source said."
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sounds like he's coming off a massive bender and having the world's worst hangxiety episode. Don't ask me how I know anything about that... #Hegseth
Why does everyone - EVERYONE! - from singers in videos to local news doing "on scene" stuff to politicians think that "Talking to you as I stride forward into the camera" is a sell?
On Tuesday, Kash Patel will testify in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Needless to say, I have some questions for him.
Needless to say, I have some questions for him.
September 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Why does everyone - EVERYONE! - from singers in videos to local news doing "on scene" stuff to politicians think that "Talking to you as I stride forward into the camera" is a sell?
Charlie Kirk was a shit stain on the underwear of America who wanted to turn our nation into Gilead. He did not deserve to be executed for his views.
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Charlie Kirk was a shit stain on the underwear of America who wanted to turn our nation into Gilead. He did not deserve to be executed for his views.
I feel like The Colbert Report aired a million years ago and yet still, whenever someone says "which brings us to...", my brain jumps in with "Tonight's Word." #ColbertReport
September 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I feel like The Colbert Report aired a million years ago and yet still, whenever someone says "which brings us to...", my brain jumps in with "Tonight's Word." #ColbertReport
Matthew Yglesias... rings a bell. Wait, isn't he the guy who wrote that article way back about how craft beer sucks and we should all drink Bud Light or something? Yeah, *definitely* listen to him about fighting for the future of the country.
There it is folks. The brilliant Dem strategy, according to the genius pundits with the ear of Dem leadership, is to let Trump keep doing everything he's doing but only if we can also help Republicans avoid paying a political price for hurting people long enough to hold the House and Senate in 2026
September 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Matthew Yglesias... rings a bell. Wait, isn't he the guy who wrote that article way back about how craft beer sucks and we should all drink Bud Light or something? Yeah, *definitely* listen to him about fighting for the future of the country.
Look at Wordle doing a Trump-themed puzzle today!
August 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Look at Wordle doing a Trump-themed puzzle today!
I'm probably not the first person to make this connection but reading "Hiding in Plain Sight" by @sarahkendzior.bsky.social is basically putting on the glasses. #TheyLive
August 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm probably not the first person to make this connection but reading "Hiding in Plain Sight" by @sarahkendzior.bsky.social is basically putting on the glasses. #TheyLive
2016: Proven, accomplished white woman or... Trump?
America: Trump.
2020: What about an old white guy who uses random archaic idioms or... Trump?
America: Old white guy for sure.
2024: Could I interest you in a kick-ass, whip-smart black woman or... Trump?
America: Yeah, Trump.
America: Trump.
2020: What about an old white guy who uses random archaic idioms or... Trump?
America: Old white guy for sure.
2024: Could I interest you in a kick-ass, whip-smart black woman or... Trump?
America: Yeah, Trump.
Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally:
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
"Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."
August 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
2016: Proven, accomplished white woman or... Trump?
America: Trump.
2020: What about an old white guy who uses random archaic idioms or... Trump?
America: Old white guy for sure.
2024: Could I interest you in a kick-ass, whip-smart black woman or... Trump?
America: Yeah, Trump.
America: Trump.
2020: What about an old white guy who uses random archaic idioms or... Trump?
America: Old white guy for sure.
2024: Could I interest you in a kick-ass, whip-smart black woman or... Trump?
America: Yeah, Trump.
I read this and all I could think of was Atrios and Jon Chait locked in eternal combat in some political 5th dimension.
Leftist: Yes, Trump’s kind of a fascist. Now let me get back to my obsession, re-litigating fights with Democratic centrists from a decade or two ago.
Centrist: Yes, there are signs of fascism. Now let me get back to complaining a lefty used some woke terms a few years ago.
American democracy: 🤯🤯🤯
Centrist: Yes, there are signs of fascism. Now let me get back to complaining a lefty used some woke terms a few years ago.
American democracy: 🤯🤯🤯
August 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I read this and all I could think of was Atrios and Jon Chait locked in eternal combat in some political 5th dimension.
Not saying it'll make me eat there but I'm pleasantly surprised they finally figured out an elderly dude leaning on a barrel might not be the most appealing look.
The remake of the Cracker Barrel logo is further proof that RWers have been groomed to get white-hot enraged over NOTHING
August 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Not saying it'll make me eat there but I'm pleasantly surprised they finally figured out an elderly dude leaning on a barrel might not be the most appealing look.
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Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
August 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California.
Governor Newsom: My policies are working.
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Please stop saying this is about the Epstein files. They are trying to turn the United States into a full blown autocracy.
Not a competitive autocracy.
Just outright autocracy.
Not a competitive autocracy.
Just outright autocracy.
August 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Please stop saying this is about the Epstein files. They are trying to turn the United States into a full blown autocracy.
Not a competitive autocracy.
Just outright autocracy.
Not a competitive autocracy.
Just outright autocracy.
To our National Guard members. You are our neighbors, our friends, part of our community, our last line of defense. If you are asked to abandon those loyalties, to control and harm us at the behest of a would-be authoritarian, please do the right thing. "Just following orders" is never an excuse.
August 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
To our National Guard members. You are our neighbors, our friends, part of our community, our last line of defense. If you are asked to abandon those loyalties, to control and harm us at the behest of a would-be authoritarian, please do the right thing. "Just following orders" is never an excuse.
Actually you should let him take that. It might end him.
August 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Actually you should let him take that. It might end him.
@nytimes.com My dudes. Trump did not "claim, without evidence" that mail in voting is rife with fraud. He claimed it falsely. There's even another word for it. Starts with "L". See if you can figure it out.
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
@nytimes.com My dudes. Trump did not "claim, without evidence" that mail in voting is rife with fraud. He claimed it falsely. There's even another word for it. Starts with "L". See if you can figure it out.
"Trump speaks loudly and carries a small stick."
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"Trump speaks loudly and carries a small stick."
As a relatively new Kendziorian I'm still spellbound. There's no more astute writer about American culture and politics. You won't learn more from anyone else. Maybe it's because she's got her left brain (analyst) serving her right (artist) as it should be. (Sorry, been reading McGilchrist.)
My newsletter is BACK! New article on Jeffrey Epstein, Twin Peaks, and the dream of justice: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/laura-palm...
Laura Palmer’s House
Jeffrey Epstein, Twin Peaks, and dreams of justice.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a relatively new Kendziorian I'm still spellbound. There's no more astute writer about American culture and politics. You won't learn more from anyone else. Maybe it's because she's got her left brain (analyst) serving her right (artist) as it should be. (Sorry, been reading McGilchrist.)
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California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.
It's like someone in the Trump White House sent out a mission statement saying "No matter what action you are undertaking, large or small, outrageous or inconsequential, always be sure to be the HUGEST possible douchebag about it."
“An email from NSC chief of staff Brian McCormack went out around 4:20 p.m. informing those being dismissed they’d have 30 minutes to clean out their desks.…. [an administration] official called it ‘as unprofessional and reckless as could possibly be.’” www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/p...
More than 100 National Security Council staffers put on administrative leave | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has put more than 100 officials at the National Security Council at the White House on administrative leave on Friday as part of a restructuring under interim national securit...
www.cnn.com
May 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's like someone in the Trump White House sent out a mission statement saying "No matter what action you are undertaking, large or small, outrageous or inconsequential, always be sure to be the HUGEST possible douchebag about it."
How many consultants' hands do you figure were up her ass during this puppet show?
Klobuchar on Stephen Miller saying the administration is considering suspending habeas corpus: "He's doing it because they don't want to focus on what's really in front of them, and that they have created havoc in our economy ... no, they're not gonna reverse habeas corpus in the Congress."
May 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
How many consultants' hands do you figure were up her ass during this puppet show?
Is it "ICE is evil" or "ICE are evil"? Asking for a friend.
May 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is it "ICE is evil" or "ICE are evil"? Asking for a friend.
Immigrants are beautiful.
Stephen Miller is hideous.
That is all.
Stephen Miller is hideous.
That is all.
May 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Immigrants are beautiful.
Stephen Miller is hideous.
That is all.
Stephen Miller is hideous.
That is all.
