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Sweyn Forkbeard
@sweynforkbeard.bsky.social
Retired attorney. Distance runner. Liberal (mostly), vegan (mostly), curmudgeon (aspiring).
Do human brain cells contain saturated fat? Because if so, there’s a worm out there with very clogged arteries.
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
“Duel” is a terrific movie that too few people have seen.
January 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I nominate, “The Hand of Borgus Weems.” I can still see that hand crawling down the hallway.
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Whatever you think of Fox News, or of ICE tactics, you have to admit that The Deluded Wine Moms would be a good name for a rock band.
January 11, 2026 at 11:12 PM
She’s just sexually frustrated. Conservative men tend to be incels like Nick Fuentes who can’t satisfy real women. Policing the academy provides an outlet for women like her, but it isn’t enough. The smile on her profile pic says it all—she longs for combat with strong, confident, progressive men.
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Not guilty
January 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM