Sweyn Forkbeard
@sweynforkbeard.bsky.social
Retired attorney. Distance runner. Liberal (mostly), vegan (mostly), curmudgeon (aspiring).
Editorial cartoon by Mike Lukovich. #abolishiceforgood
January 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Editorial cartoon by Mike Lukovich. #abolishiceforgood
From the National Catholic Reporter. #reneenicolegood
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From the National Catholic Reporter. #reneenicolegood
I’m about halfway through this book, and it’s incredible. Can recommend.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I’m about halfway through this book, and it’s incredible. Can recommend.
“Eastern Pacific Ocean.”
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“Eastern Pacific Ocean.”
Tina Peters was convicted of state crimes in state court. Trump cannot pardon her. At this point, he is semi-lucid at best. Whoever is running our government, it ain’t him.
December 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Tina Peters was convicted of state crimes in state court. Trump cannot pardon her. At this point, he is semi-lucid at best. Whoever is running our government, it ain’t him.
“I expect the grand jury to fully exonerate my client,” said the sandwich’s attorney in a statement released to the press this morning. “We look forward to a speedy resolution to these proceedings.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“I expect the grand jury to fully exonerate my client,” said the sandwich’s attorney in a statement released to the press this morning. “We look forward to a speedy resolution to these proceedings.”
This woman is a Presidential advisor. We are doomed.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This woman is a Presidential advisor. We are doomed.
Man, I’ve spent all this time doing long training runs in the cold and the rain, and it turns out all I needed to do to qualify for Boston was to start watching Fox News.
November 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Man, I’ve spent all this time doing long training runs in the cold and the rain, and it turns out all I needed to do to qualify for Boston was to start watching Fox News.
Post your #nokingsrally pics! #nokingsrally2025
October 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Post your #nokingsrally pics! #nokingsrally2025
Davis, California! @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Davis, California! @ofthebraveusa.bsky.social
I just love it when someone wins the internet.
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I just love it when someone wins the internet.
Lol. You gotta love the framing.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Lol. You gotta love the framing.
“Congress gets the greeting card with a drawing of a naked woman that Trump sent to Epstein and that he denies having sent.” Our President makes us look like clowns to the rest of the world.
Also, that’s the proper framing of this story.
Also, that’s the proper framing of this story.
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Congress gets the greeting card with a drawing of a naked woman that Trump sent to Epstein and that he denies having sent.” Our President makes us look like clowns to the rest of the world.
Also, that’s the proper framing of this story.
Also, that’s the proper framing of this story.
Two good buddies out on the town. We need more heartwarming examples of male friendship like this.
September 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Two good buddies out on the town. We need more heartwarming examples of male friendship like this.
Just dropping this here for no particular reason. Probably not worth sharing with all of your friends. #trumpepsteinfiles #epsteintrumpfiles
August 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just dropping this here for no particular reason. Probably not worth sharing with all of your friends. #trumpepsteinfiles #epsteintrumpfiles
A long, long time ago/But I can still remember/how the coverage used to make me smile . . .
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A long, long time ago/But I can still remember/how the coverage used to make me smile . . .
Woodland, California,10:00 a.m. I never know what to do at these things. I don’t like to chant slogans. I don’t have a clever sign, although I like other people’s signs. But they say half of life is just showing up, so here I am.
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Woodland, California,10:00 a.m. I never know what to do at these things. I don’t like to chant slogans. I don’t have a clever sign, although I like other people’s signs. But they say half of life is just showing up, so here I am.
More from Sacramento.
April 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
More from Sacramento.
Capitol Mall, Sacramento, California.
April 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Capitol Mall, Sacramento, California.
Guess who doesn’t have a problem with Zelenskyy not wearing a suit during wartime? The fucking King of England, that’s who.
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Guess who doesn’t have a problem with Zelenskyy not wearing a suit during wartime? The fucking King of England, that’s who.
Visualize world peas.
March 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Visualize world peas.
So I did a thing.
February 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So I did a thing.