Banks
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Team Anti-Hawley.When we fight, we win.
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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/
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Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon https://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/
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New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive https://theonion.com/new-clearblue-test-comes-with-flight-voucher-in-case-result-positive/
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive https://theonion.com/new-clearblue-test-comes-with-flight-voucher-in-case-result-positive/
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Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
December 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump Vows To Reopen Joann Fabrics As Prison https://theonion.com/trump-vows-to-reopen-joann-fabrics-as-prison/
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Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh https://theonion.com/sun-maid-announces-girl-in-logo-has-always-been-sentient-raisin-disguising-self-in-human-flesh/
December 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sun-Maid Announces Girl In Logo Has Always Been Sentient Raisin Disguising Self In Human Flesh https://theonion.com/sun-maid-announces-girl-in-logo-has-always-been-sentient-raisin-disguising-self-in-human-flesh/
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Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
December 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
December 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
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Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
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The United States Institute of Peace building in Washington, D.C., now has Trump’s full name on its exterior. New signage shows “Donald J. Trump” positioned above the institute’s original lettering.
December 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The United States Institute of Peace building in Washington, D.C., now has Trump’s full name on its exterior. New signage shows “Donald J. Trump” positioned above the institute’s original lettering.
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Massie: "I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is gonna get embarrassed because he went to Rape Island. That is what they have coming. In fact, they need to be on the other side of bars, a lot of them."
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Massie: "I am sorry if one of your billionaire donors is gonna get embarrassed because he went to Rape Island. That is what they have coming. In fact, they need to be on the other side of bars, a lot of them."
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🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.
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October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Trump wraps up his batshit news conference by again insisting "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL!"
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Trump wraps up his batshit news conference by again insisting "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL!"
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Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
September 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fired for refusing to fabricate evidence to help get someone else fired. That’s where we are.
This is not normal, this is not ok, we must support any and all efforts to ban assault weapons and high capacity magazines. We must call out the bullshit when we see it. #EndGunViolence
August 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is not normal, this is not ok, we must support any and all efforts to ban assault weapons and high capacity magazines. We must call out the bullshit when we see it. #EndGunViolence
We know what must be done
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July 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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True patriotism. This shit bill needs to be struck down so long as to maintain the guarantee to the American people of civility and goddamn common decency. The 8 remaining know what to do. Fuck Trump.
July 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
True patriotism. This shit bill needs to be struck down so long as to maintain the guarantee to the American people of civility and goddamn common decency. The 8 remaining know what to do. Fuck Trump.
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Good morning to everyone but the most corrupt president to ever exist, who is at this moment selling out his nation to the funders of terrorism so his boy can sign another $2 billion deal. Oh and Tom Holman
May 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Good morning to everyone but the most corrupt president to ever exist, who is at this moment selling out his nation to the funders of terrorism so his boy can sign another $2 billion deal. Oh and Tom Holman
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