Emily
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Babyface stan account. She/her. Speak from your chest. It do take nerve💥
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If a gorilla can indeed kill 100 men can I choose the men.
May 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If a gorilla can indeed kill 100 men can I choose the men.
Pineapple Headache
April 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Pineapple Headache
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I said last week, there is more than bureaucratic or political cowardice at play here. The threats are probably far worse than reported.
There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
April 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I said last week, there is more than bureaucratic or political cowardice at play here. The threats are probably far worse than reported.
He has been underestimating the right for 20 years bc he’s smug and thinks he’s smarter than everyone. Don’t get me started
“I gotta tell you, I did not think [Trump] would get this authoritarian this fast,” Jon Stewart admitted.
Donald Trump’s Latest ‘Authoritarian’ Move Blindsided Jon Stewart
“Who could’ve known?” Stewart asked.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
He has been underestimating the right for 20 years bc he’s smug and thinks he’s smarter than everyone. Don’t get me started
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This is what happened and this is how we should all describe it.
On Thursday, April 9th, the President of the United States put into effect the largest tax increase in American history. The average household will pay $4000 more a year. It's a flat consumption tax that hits the poorest families the hardest.
April 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
This is what happened and this is how we should all describe it.
They need to make more announcements when there will be additional tornado siren testing. (They are currently doing additional tornado siren testing.) This is why we need the National Weather Service!
April 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
They need to make more announcements when there will be additional tornado siren testing. (They are currently doing additional tornado siren testing.) This is why we need the National Weather Service!
“It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.” 😆😆😆
I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.
April 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.” 😆😆😆
“There’s a pattern. Hyperbole, stress test, act.”
I know why we focus on the rule of law here. I also get that a lot of the electoral machinery would have to subvert itself for this happen.
I also think it is reasonable to take this seriously. There’s a pattern. Hyperbole, stress test, act.
I also think it is reasonable to take this seriously. There’s a pattern. Hyperbole, stress test, act.
Semi-regular reminder: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“There’s a pattern. Hyperbole, stress test, act.”
😱😱😱
A babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed
"She came face-to-face with a male suspect who was hiding there”
"She came face-to-face with a male suspect who was hiding there”
Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed
The babysitter came face-to-face with a man hiding underneath the child's bed, Kansas' Barton County Sheriff's office said.
cbsn.ws
March 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
😱😱😱
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me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat
We should all be assuming the worst intent and worst possible outcomes and preparing accordingly. Preparing to meet the moment and to preparing protect ourselves from those outcomes as much as possible.
I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
March 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
We should all be assuming the worst intent and worst possible outcomes and preparing accordingly. Preparing to meet the moment and to preparing protect ourselves from those outcomes as much as possible.
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Tsunami. Buddhism. NO! Piper, nooo!
March 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Tsunami. Buddhism. NO! Piper, nooo!
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This would set off a chain reaction of other sporting leagues following suit and suspending or delaying their seasons, events, or cancelling them entirely
5 years ago today Rudy Gobert’s positive covid test would lead to the NBA making one of the most dramatic decisions of any major sporting league ever by choosing to suspend the 2019-20 season, the season would not resume until late July in the Disney bubble
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Wastes of space
The 10 Democrats who voted with Republicans just now to censor Al Green:
Ami Bera (CA)
Ed Case (HI)
Jim Costa (CA)
Laura Gillen (NY)
Jim Himes (CT)
Chrissy Houlahan (PA)
Marcy Kaptur (OH)
Jared Moskowitz (FL)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Tom Suozzi (NY)
Ami Bera (CA)
Ed Case (HI)
Jim Costa (CA)
Laura Gillen (NY)
Jim Himes (CT)
Chrissy Houlahan (PA)
Marcy Kaptur (OH)
Jared Moskowitz (FL)
Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (WA)
Tom Suozzi (NY)
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wastes of space
The Quincy Jones tributes have ranged from cringe (Grammys) to fine (Oscars). That man deserves so much more! The remaining awards shows this year need to figure it out bc this man is the foundation and he deserves better celebrations of life.
March 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Quincy Jones tributes have ranged from cringe (Grammys) to fine (Oscars). That man deserves so much more! The remaining awards shows this year need to figure it out bc this man is the foundation and he deserves better celebrations of life.
Chrome got rid of the Marinara Pomodoro extension 😡😡😡
March 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Chrome got rid of the Marinara Pomodoro extension 😡😡😡
The Woman in the Yard looks scaryyyyy omg
March 3, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Woman in the Yard looks scaryyyyy omg
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I just cracked myself up thinking that Drake is bout to be the first person to get an EGOT being clowned
GOT DAMN, I almost feel sorry for Aubrey at this point....
...I mean I DON'T, but almost, or like kinda almost (almost kinda)
...I mean I DON'T, but almost, or like kinda almost (almost kinda)
March 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I just cracked myself up thinking that Drake is bout to be the first person to get an EGOT being clowned