Swenka
@swenka.bsky.social
He/Him
Future Oscar-Winning Actress's Husband
Mayoral Candidate for Coralville, Iowa
Opinions aren't mine, I don't know how they got here.
Future Oscar-Winning Actress's Husband
Mayoral Candidate for Coralville, Iowa
Opinions aren't mine, I don't know how they got here.
Inside of you there are two Star Wars movies
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Inside of you there are two Star Wars movies
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
Yeah, I wet the bed as a child, but I ALWAYS washed my hands after.
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yeah, I wet the bed as a child, but I ALWAYS washed my hands after.
Sears Catalog? No, I am a grown-up. I get all my erotic imagery from Shutterstock.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sears Catalog? No, I am a grown-up. I get all my erotic imagery from Shutterstock.
I prefer my funds endowed, thank you very much
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I prefer my funds endowed, thank you very much
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social , looks like your staff have infiltrated HuffPost because ain't no way this is real, right?
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Hey @bencollins.bsky.social , looks like your staff have infiltrated HuffPost because ain't no way this is real, right?
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
I often get spellcheck errors for words like "Cancelled" and "Defence", and it's probably because I read too many British-English fantasy and sci-fi authors in middle school.
Oddly, "colour" and "armour" never took hold.
Oddly, "colour" and "armour" never took hold.
December 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I often get spellcheck errors for words like "Cancelled" and "Defence", and it's probably because I read too many British-English fantasy and sci-fi authors in middle school.
Oddly, "colour" and "armour" never took hold.
Oddly, "colour" and "armour" never took hold.
What the, and I must stress, fuck?
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What the, and I must stress, fuck?
Wild how some old Christmas movies showcase the death of the suburban middle class and buying power when compared to today.
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wild how some old Christmas movies showcase the death of the suburban middle class and buying power when compared to today.
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I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.
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People are organically shifting to taking care of one another and beginning to rediscover interconnectedness. There’s something growing and it doesn’t matter that it isn’t being harnessed by a political party. At some point it will shift the balance of power.
Organizers say that interest in local, grassroots initiatives to meet community needs has been growing.
When formal systems stop working, neighbors turn to each other in what many call 'mutual aid'
Organizers say that interest in local, grassroots initiatives to meet community needs has been growing.
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
People are organically shifting to taking care of one another and beginning to rediscover interconnectedness. There’s something growing and it doesn’t matter that it isn’t being harnessed by a political party. At some point it will shift the balance of power.
181 job applications in, I've lost another role to an outside hire. Great job market, great economy.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
181 job applications in, I've lost another role to an outside hire. Great job market, great economy.
I can't even afford a midlife crisis career change in this economy
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I can't even afford a midlife crisis career change in this economy
I went to a Heartlanders hockey game and there were as many production staff as attendees.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I went to a Heartlanders hockey game and there were as many production staff as attendees.
Guillotine for every executive that proposes dynamic pricing
Yeah, the "dynamic pricing" in big box stores is the same. Depending on who is looking at the tag, time of day, etc. the price for items can literally change from the shelf to the register. 😤 Freaking DISNEY is even going to start using it! deadline.com/2025/11/disn...
Disney Will Bring Dynamic Pricing Similar To Airline Model To Domestic Theme Parks, Says CFO
Disney will bring dynamic pricing similar to the model used by airlines to its domestic theme parks as the company looks to boost incremental revenue.
deadline.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Guillotine for every executive that proposes dynamic pricing
Insisting "I could probably do that" while watching The Great British Baking Show and eating my frozen pizza.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Insisting "I could probably do that" while watching The Great British Baking Show and eating my frozen pizza.
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I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I find it fascinating that the entire world is essentially struggling with the same social problems and instead of giving people housing and resources we continue to elect leaders who guard those resources.
Maybe time to change gears???
Maybe time to change gears???
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Hockey games should be called an Ellipses.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Hockey games should be called an Ellipses.
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Race horses are named like the ships from Halo, but by rich, boring people.
November 18, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Race horses are named like the ships from Halo, but by rich, boring people.
This Thanksgiving and Autumn, don't fall for the family-sized trap!
It's extremely important to not fall into the trap that is the family-sized chicken pot pie! They cost more than multiple single size, and the crust-to-content ratio is off. You'll be left disappointed.
just found out about chicken pot pies, the course of my life will be changed forever.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This Thanksgiving and Autumn, don't fall for the family-sized trap!
Do you all think squirrels have accents?
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Do you all think squirrels have accents?