The fact that you still have it 7 years later! 😂😂

Best money I ever spent! You are the only person I know that would truly appreciate such a big dick.

I was going to make a comment about how 21° is fucking cold but then I figured maybe my joke would not be appreciated in another country as the US. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I never claimed to be smart. Or have common sense. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Instead I’m paying $80 a night to sleep on the floor. 😂

Thank you!