Bee
@sweetbee47.bsky.social
Shameless flirt, kind of geeky, and a whole lot of awkward. INFJ.
*12 in boxing class*
Trainer: What do you do if a woman hits you?
12: Take it like a man and walk away.
Trainer: what if it’s a really big, strong woman?
12: Take it like a scared man and walk away.
Trainer: What do you do if a woman hits you?
12: Take it like a man and walk away.
Trainer: what if it’s a really big, strong woman?
12: Take it like a scared man and walk away.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
*12 in boxing class*
Trainer: What do you do if a woman hits you?
12: Take it like a man and walk away.
Trainer: what if it’s a really big, strong woman?
12: Take it like a scared man and walk away.
Trainer: What do you do if a woman hits you?
12: Take it like a man and walk away.
Trainer: what if it’s a really big, strong woman?
12: Take it like a scared man and walk away.
12 and I were talking about pregnancy today, for random reasons.
12: I know you and Dad have never had sex in this house. I would hear the bed if you did.
Me: Okay
12: Plus. You’re old. Dad’s 45 and you’re 42. Way too old to have sex.
Me: Okay
WTF else am I supposed to say? 😂
12: I know you and Dad have never had sex in this house. I would hear the bed if you did.
Me: Okay
12: Plus. You’re old. Dad’s 45 and you’re 42. Way too old to have sex.
Me: Okay
WTF else am I supposed to say? 😂
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
12 and I were talking about pregnancy today, for random reasons.
12: I know you and Dad have never had sex in this house. I would hear the bed if you did.
Me: Okay
12: Plus. You’re old. Dad’s 45 and you’re 42. Way too old to have sex.
Me: Okay
WTF else am I supposed to say? 😂
12: I know you and Dad have never had sex in this house. I would hear the bed if you did.
Me: Okay
12: Plus. You’re old. Dad’s 45 and you’re 42. Way too old to have sex.
Me: Okay
WTF else am I supposed to say? 😂
I’ve somehow ended up on Liberal Thirst Trap TikTok and wow!
Y’all… fine, intelligent men with good politics?
I’ll be staying here forever.
Y’all… fine, intelligent men with good politics?
I’ll be staying here forever.
August 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’ve somehow ended up on Liberal Thirst Trap TikTok and wow!
Y’all… fine, intelligent men with good politics?
I’ll be staying here forever.
Y’all… fine, intelligent men with good politics?
I’ll be staying here forever.
Y’all…
I ended up on the “Daddy TikTok” algorithm because of Pedro Pascal and now three different men have offered me $5k a week to be their sugar baby.
It’s solidified - 5k/week to chat me up in DM’s. Come at me. 🥰
I ended up on the “Daddy TikTok” algorithm because of Pedro Pascal and now three different men have offered me $5k a week to be their sugar baby.
It’s solidified - 5k/week to chat me up in DM’s. Come at me. 🥰
July 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Y’all…
I ended up on the “Daddy TikTok” algorithm because of Pedro Pascal and now three different men have offered me $5k a week to be their sugar baby.
It’s solidified - 5k/week to chat me up in DM’s. Come at me. 🥰
I ended up on the “Daddy TikTok” algorithm because of Pedro Pascal and now three different men have offered me $5k a week to be their sugar baby.
It’s solidified - 5k/week to chat me up in DM’s. Come at me. 🥰
H was separating white clothes for laundry and I’m laying in bed propped on an elbow.
H: What are you doing? Get up and do something.
Me: I am. I’m beautifying this room by laying here. *Does exaggerated sexy poses*
The way he stalked towards me a slapped my ass y’all!
*swoon*
H: What are you doing? Get up and do something.
Me: I am. I’m beautifying this room by laying here. *Does exaggerated sexy poses*
The way he stalked towards me a slapped my ass y’all!
*swoon*
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
H was separating white clothes for laundry and I’m laying in bed propped on an elbow.
H: What are you doing? Get up and do something.
Me: I am. I’m beautifying this room by laying here. *Does exaggerated sexy poses*
The way he stalked towards me a slapped my ass y’all!
*swoon*
H: What are you doing? Get up and do something.
Me: I am. I’m beautifying this room by laying here. *Does exaggerated sexy poses*
The way he stalked towards me a slapped my ass y’all!
*swoon*
I wore a pair of torn up leggings with fishnets under for my son’s football game and now I have tanned patches of fishnets patterns on my legs.
Line form to the left, gentleman. Come at me.
Line form to the left, gentleman. Come at me.
May 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I wore a pair of torn up leggings with fishnets under for my son’s football game and now I have tanned patches of fishnets patterns on my legs.
Line form to the left, gentleman. Come at me.
Line form to the left, gentleman. Come at me.
For camping this weekend:
Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
May 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For camping this weekend:
Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
Camping to me is spending hella money to live like I’m homeless.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
May 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Camping to me is spending hella money to live like I’m homeless.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
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Why go to Google for wrong AI info when your washer will tell you there's 5 minutes left in the cycle, then 15 minutes later it says you have 3 minutes left
May 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Why go to Google for wrong AI info when your washer will tell you there's 5 minutes left in the cycle, then 15 minutes later it says you have 3 minutes left
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i’ve never been wrong in my life. delusional? maybe. but wrong? never
May 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i’ve never been wrong in my life. delusional? maybe. but wrong? never
Further proof.
Give me an earthquake but not this.
Give me an earthquake but not this.
May 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Further proof.
Give me an earthquake but not this.
Give me an earthquake but not this.
Dear Kansas City,
Your weather sucks.
Your weather sucks.
May 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dear Kansas City,
Your weather sucks.
Your weather sucks.
Me: *Gasp while looking at phone* It’s so big! OMG, how did that even fit!?
H: *Exasperated* Are you watching pedicure ladies take out ingrown toenails again!?!?
Me: NOOOOOO!!! *Totally am*
H: Why can’t you have a normal phone addiction? Like porn.
H: *Exasperated* Are you watching pedicure ladies take out ingrown toenails again!?!?
Me: NOOOOOO!!! *Totally am*
H: Why can’t you have a normal phone addiction? Like porn.
April 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Me: *Gasp while looking at phone* It’s so big! OMG, how did that even fit!?
H: *Exasperated* Are you watching pedicure ladies take out ingrown toenails again!?!?
Me: NOOOOOO!!! *Totally am*
H: Why can’t you have a normal phone addiction? Like porn.
H: *Exasperated* Are you watching pedicure ladies take out ingrown toenails again!?!?
Me: NOOOOOO!!! *Totally am*
H: Why can’t you have a normal phone addiction? Like porn.
Today is my birthday and I am officially “I don’t know how old I am, I have to do the math” years old.
Yay me!
Yay me!
April 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Today is my birthday and I am officially “I don’t know how old I am, I have to do the math” years old.
Yay me!
Yay me!
That AirPods commercial where Pedro Pascal tells me I’m perfect in just… well… Perfect.
March 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
That AirPods commercial where Pedro Pascal tells me I’m perfect in just… well… Perfect.
So I heard the Cheetoh signed an executive order bringing back plastics straws.
I also just paid almost $16 for 18 eggs.
I also just paid almost $16 for 18 eggs.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
So I heard the Cheetoh signed an executive order bringing back plastics straws.
I also just paid almost $16 for 18 eggs.
I also just paid almost $16 for 18 eggs.
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You should get a library card if you don’t have one already. Then get the apps Libby and Hoopla. There you can download audiobooks and ebooks. So even if you don’t go to your local library a lot, you can still support them and the authors you love.
February 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You should get a library card if you don’t have one already. Then get the apps Libby and Hoopla. There you can download audiobooks and ebooks. So even if you don’t go to your local library a lot, you can still support them and the authors you love.
I’m taking 12 to the Caribbean during ski week vacation but I’m still a horrible mother because “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VIDEO CHAT MY FRIENDS IF I DON’T HAVE WIFI!?!?”
Being a parent is fun.
Being a parent is fun.
February 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I’m taking 12 to the Caribbean during ski week vacation but I’m still a horrible mother because “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO VIDEO CHAT MY FRIENDS IF I DON’T HAVE WIFI!?!?”
Being a parent is fun.
Being a parent is fun.
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Looks like Taylor Swift didn’t win the Super Bowl.
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Looks like Taylor Swift didn’t win the Super Bowl.
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don’t let people off easy by allowing them the use of acronyms they don’t understand
make them say diversity, equity and inclusion
make them say lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer
make them actually say what they think they’re talking about
make them say diversity, equity and inclusion
make them say lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer
make them actually say what they think they’re talking about
February 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
don’t let people off easy by allowing them the use of acronyms they don’t understand
make them say diversity, equity and inclusion
make them say lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer
make them actually say what they think they’re talking about
make them say diversity, equity and inclusion
make them say lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer
make them actually say what they think they’re talking about
I am loving this game. It makes my little 49er heart happy.
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am loving this game. It makes my little 49er heart happy.
I’m having a Super Bowl Halftime Show and Commercials Watch party because no one gives a fuck about who’s playing in the Super Bowl.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’m having a Super Bowl Halftime Show and Commercials Watch party because no one gives a fuck about who’s playing in the Super Bowl.
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With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
January 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
With everything so seemingly terrible these days & no sign of anything remotely hopeful in the near future, I thought you might need this photo of a baby giraffe.
Amazon really does have everything for me.
January 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Amazon really does have everything for me.