Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
Friend: *At the store* Should I get fruit?
Me: I got watermelon and bananas
F: Okay I’ll get watermelon.
Me:
Give me an earthquake but not this.
Give me an earthquake but not this.
Mine is fine. We’re all just fine.
Mine is fine. We’re all just fine.
In case you were wondering - Yes, there was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus.
In case you were wondering - Yes, there was more than one lobster at the birth of Jesus.
What was your “they’re rich” item?
Inspire by this tweet! ☺️
What was your “they’re rich” item?
Inspire by this tweet! ☺️
He did not bring the whole bag. 😒
He did not bring the whole bag. 😒