robert wagner
@swedetrap.bsky.social
podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom.
antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
The European Qualifiers logo looks more like a something for a heart health research center than anything to do with sports.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The European Qualifiers logo looks more like a something for a heart health research center than anything to do with sports.
Oh, is poor AMC Theaters suffering? That’s a shame. Maybe if they didn’t play a half hour worth of ads before every film i would consider them over the friendly neighborhood theater I go to.
Kidding. Fuck AMC.
Kidding. Fuck AMC.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, is poor AMC Theaters suffering? That’s a shame. Maybe if they didn’t play a half hour worth of ads before every film i would consider them over the friendly neighborhood theater I go to.
Kidding. Fuck AMC.
Kidding. Fuck AMC.
Me: ChatGPT, design me a Yankees cap that would look right at home on Mike D's head.
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me: ChatGPT, design me a Yankees cap that would look right at home on Mike D's head.
ChatGPT:
ChatGPT:
He’d rather more than 10% of the country starve.
I think we all know what needs to be done here.
I think we all know what needs to be done here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
He’d rather more than 10% of the country starve.
I think we all know what needs to be done here.
I think we all know what needs to be done here.
I know of this guy that doesn’t mind working without pay. In fact, he encourages it. I give you U.S. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I know of this guy that doesn’t mind working without pay. In fact, he encourages it. I give you U.S. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy.
Serious question. These matches can’t end in a draw right? So the odds for a draw here are if the match ends in a draw BEFORE penalty kicks? Because technically the odds of a draw are pretty minimal.
November 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Serious question. These matches can’t end in a draw right? So the odds for a draw here are if the match ends in a draw BEFORE penalty kicks? Because technically the odds of a draw are pretty minimal.
And here’s Spotify’s response to running anti-immigration ads.
“Everyone is doing it! Why shouldn’t we?”
Remember, you can vote with your wallet. Don’t let the racism-friendly media and services win. And don’t go back when they inevitably pull these ads and pretend they’re sorry.
Fuck Spotify.
“Everyone is doing it! Why shouldn’t we?”
Remember, you can vote with your wallet. Don’t let the racism-friendly media and services win. And don’t go back when they inevitably pull these ads and pretend they’re sorry.
Fuck Spotify.
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
And here’s Spotify’s response to running anti-immigration ads.
“Everyone is doing it! Why shouldn’t we?”
Remember, you can vote with your wallet. Don’t let the racism-friendly media and services win. And don’t go back when they inevitably pull these ads and pretend they’re sorry.
Fuck Spotify.
“Everyone is doing it! Why shouldn’t we?”
Remember, you can vote with your wallet. Don’t let the racism-friendly media and services win. And don’t go back when they inevitably pull these ads and pretend they’re sorry.
Fuck Spotify.
❤️ Billie Eilish.
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
❤️ Billie Eilish.
Who really watches this stuff and why don’t they have friends IRL?
I think it’s time for a channel dedicated to reacting to reaction videos.
I think it’s time for a channel dedicated to reacting to reaction videos.
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who really watches this stuff and why don’t they have friends IRL?
I think it’s time for a channel dedicated to reacting to reaction videos.
I think it’s time for a channel dedicated to reacting to reaction videos.
@doublefine.com has made some great games over the years but Keeper might be my favorite. Thank you.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
@doublefine.com has made some great games over the years but Keeper might be my favorite. Thank you.
TikTok is crap and these bullshit ads claiming it has educational value are an insult to anyone who can spell the word “education.”
October 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
TikTok is crap and these bullshit ads claiming it has educational value are an insult to anyone who can spell the word “education.”
The official mascots of the FIFA 2026 World Cup. One for each host nation. Can you guess which one is run by a fascist wannabe dictator with vaginal neck syndrome?
October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The official mascots of the FIFA 2026 World Cup. One for each host nation. Can you guess which one is run by a fascist wannabe dictator with vaginal neck syndrome?
Why is this freaky lady so obsessed about her dad’s abs anyway? Like I’ve never once given a single thought to my dad’s abs.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why is this freaky lady so obsessed about her dad’s abs anyway? Like I’ve never once given a single thought to my dad’s abs.
Threads is shit. And Zuckerberg can blow me.
I use the platform only to start trouble with morons and red-bots. That’s all it’s good for.
I use the platform only to start trouble with morons and red-bots. That’s all it’s good for.
October 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Threads is shit. And Zuckerberg can blow me.
I use the platform only to start trouble with morons and red-bots. That’s all it’s good for.
I use the platform only to start trouble with morons and red-bots. That’s all it’s good for.
Texas is the dumbest state with the dumbest lawmakers passing the dumbest laws in the country. Given the world we live in, that’s an amazing accomplishment. Here, Texas wants to screw user privacy with age verification in the App Store, only they’ve no idea how.
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Texas is the dumbest state with the dumbest lawmakers passing the dumbest laws in the country. Given the world we live in, that’s an amazing accomplishment. Here, Texas wants to screw user privacy with age verification in the App Store, only they’ve no idea how.
Go Mariners. Even if I am at the wrong stadium for it.
October 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Go Mariners. Even if I am at the wrong stadium for it.
Greg Abbott can suck my dick.
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Greg Abbott can suck my dick.
How do you know your president is full of shit? Journalists can’t write a single paragraph without at least 3-4 uses of air quotes.
Trump was practically made for air quotes. Loser.
Trump was practically made for air quotes. Loser.
October 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How do you know your president is full of shit? Journalists can’t write a single paragraph without at least 3-4 uses of air quotes.
Trump was practically made for air quotes. Loser.
Trump was practically made for air quotes. Loser.
With all due respect to capitalism, if I have a $250,000+ balance, I probably don’t give a shit about a $35 fee. Maybe charge the wealthy a $3500 fee and stop screwing those with less money eh Wells Fargo? It’s a bad look.
October 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
With all due respect to capitalism, if I have a $250,000+ balance, I probably don’t give a shit about a $35 fee. Maybe charge the wealthy a $3500 fee and stop screwing those with less money eh Wells Fargo? It’s a bad look.
Playing Forza on my iMac is pretty sweet. Well done, @xbox.com. Now if only I could use the Xbox button on my controller to do something other than launch Apple Arcade. I’m literally NEVER going to launch Apple Arcade.
October 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Playing Forza on my iMac is pretty sweet. Well done, @xbox.com. Now if only I could use the Xbox button on my controller to do something other than launch Apple Arcade. I’m literally NEVER going to launch Apple Arcade.
While I figure most earbuds are probably Apple AirPods quality or better, the sheer freakishness of the average Temu-inspired models is enough to prevent me from ever bothering to try them. WTF is this crap? I love the cyberpunk game and all but I’ve no desire to live in it.
September 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
While I figure most earbuds are probably Apple AirPods quality or better, the sheer freakishness of the average Temu-inspired models is enough to prevent me from ever bothering to try them. WTF is this crap? I love the cyberpunk game and all but I’ve no desire to live in it.