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robert wagner
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podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom.

antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
First Lenny Wilkens and then Kenny Easley. Sad week for Seattle sports.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Don't be evil?

"Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, and tell local cops whether to contact ICE about the person, while simultaneously removing apps designed to warn local communities about the presence of ICE officers..."

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
$8 for an extra value meal at McDonalds is absurd. I can buy real food for that much or barely more.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The European Qualifiers logo looks more like a something for a heart health research center than anything to do with sports.
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DNA research has determined the Hitler had a tiny, grossly deformed penis. This “discovery” should shock no one as the tiny ugly penis crew continues to oppress to this day in the form of Trump, proud boys, etc.

apple.news/AtekCjKr1Su6...
"We analysed Hitler’s DNA – and what we discovered made us gasp"
Turi King and Alex J Kay have married genetics with history to study a sample of DNA from Adolf Hitler – and, as they reveal, their research has thrown up some extraordinary insights into the Nazi dic...
apple.news
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I see the Swiss are getting revised tariff terms. TACO Trump strikes again eh?
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My fortune for a microblogging platform that kicks people off for relentlessly posting political memes.

I really just want to come here and see guitars, record collections, and video games, and learn what tv shows and movies people are enjoying.

If I wanted trump shit I’d go to fuckin CNN.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't need a running ticker about his perversions, his exploits or hit abuses. Reading that isn't a good use of my time. Let me know when you hang him for all of the above.
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Trump administration actions against Venezuela are like if you caught a kid selling cigarettes at a middle school and punished him by napalming his house with him and his family still inside.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh, is poor AMC Theaters suffering? That’s a shame. Maybe if they didn’t play a half hour worth of ads before every film i would consider them over the friendly neighborhood theater I go to.

Kidding. Fuck AMC.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My new favorite video game is called Shovelware Console Simulator. It’s basically where you scroll through the Nintendo eShop on the Switch 2 and marvel at the sheer amount of dog shit games for sale. #nintendo #switch2
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: ChatGPT, design me a Yankees cap that would look right at home on Mike D's head.

ChatGPT:
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reading a new article on the film Red Planet from 2000 and it occurred to me that even though its only 25 years old, 75% of the main cast is dead:

Val Kilmer: Dead
Tom Sizemore: Dead
Terrence Stamp: Dead
Carrie-Anne Moss: NOT Dead

Now I feel oddly compelled to watch it as I skipped it back then.
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Judge Mark Wolf retired last week ENTIRELY because of Donald Trump. www.wcvb.com/article/mass...

This is what he said:
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Lenny Wilkins, who coached one of my earliest childhood sports memories and spoiled Seattle (and myself) with an NBA Championship.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve been waiting for this headline for a few weeks now. It was inevitable.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Great to see White Stripes inducted into the rock 'n' roll hall of fame. Not great to see how many people use it as an excuse to shit on Meg White's retirement and drumming.

Fact is, she's better at both than you or I will ever be. Hell, we're on social media so technically she's better at life too
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Black Keys are the dad jeans of music in every possible way. Like if Target or Walmart sold their own brand of milquetoasty “rock” music for adults, complete with Costco fall holiday sweaters.
November 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I know of this guy that doesn’t mind working without pay. In fact, he encourages it. I give you U.S. Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When can we expect Trump to spin this into his “strong economy?” Asking for his favorite dogfood restaurant chain.

abcnews.go.com/Business/res...
Some restaurant chains are sounding the alarm about consumers
Industry warnings come as inflation worsens and hiring wanes.
abcnews.go.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I’ve no interest in Darryl Strawberry and his tax crap but find it hilarious the brainwashed masses will use a distraction like a Presidential pardon to roll out the “praise Jesus” bullshit. Dude is a fuckin baseball player. Meanwhile your neighbors are starving.

www.facebook.com/darryl.straw...
Darryl Straw
Thank you, President @realdonaldtrump for my full pardon and for finalizing this part of my life, allowing me to be truly free and clean from all of my past. ❤️ At 4:37pm, Yesterday I was home...
www.facebook.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
After yesterday, I’m pretty proud of you, America. That said, the bar was pretty low. Most of you voted to elect a sex predator over a woman, to kick your neighbors out of the country, and to put your imaginary sky friend above a woman’s right to bodily autonomy. So, still no gold stars for you yet.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m confused. How did the right only now figure out that Tucker Carlson is a whore that will say pretty much anything for attention? He’s always been just that. And further, I thought that was the whole point of being a republican? The “me me me” bit? I mean, that’s all Trump is.
November 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I was once a Chevy-loving American but I’ve found it super easy to live without CarPlay in a GM vehicle. Just don’t buy a GM vehicle. Problem solved.

Like I want their shitty data-whoring shovelware anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM