robert wagner
@swedetrap.bsky.social
podcaster. audio artist. international dj. vinyl nerd. unintentional man of mystery. dad. husband. brother. son. uncle. cat mom.
antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
antichrist, feminist, anarchist - in no particular order.
The Seahawks fan dilemma.
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The Seahawks fan dilemma.
Can someone make Sydney Sweeney go away? Thanks in advance.
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Can someone make Sydney Sweeney go away? Thanks in advance.
After watching this stupid instacart ad I sort of hope ICE deports Ben Stiller.
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 AM
After watching this stupid instacart ad I sort of hope ICE deports Ben Stiller.
Cunha is my spirit animal.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Cunha is my spirit animal.
Imagine losing your country, your freedoms, your loved ones, and 250 years of being the greatest nation on the planet, all because you elected a d-list reality television show host for president & then decided you should be afraid of him
Afraid. Of a fat ass, pants-shitting loser with daddy issues
Afraid. Of a fat ass, pants-shitting loser with daddy issues
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Imagine losing your country, your freedoms, your loved ones, and 250 years of being the greatest nation on the planet, all because you elected a d-list reality television show host for president & then decided you should be afraid of him
Afraid. Of a fat ass, pants-shitting loser with daddy issues
Afraid. Of a fat ass, pants-shitting loser with daddy issues
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Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.
January 24, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Alex Pretti… This is who Trump’s secret police killed today in Minnesota. He was a VA nurse.
Hearing Megadeth play Ride the Lightning is every bit as weird as I thought it would be. On one hand, it feels slower than I would've expected. On the other hand, and despite how much shit Mustaine gets over his voice, I find it sounds strangely more melodic in a way.
January 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Hearing Megadeth play Ride the Lightning is every bit as weird as I thought it would be. On one hand, it feels slower than I would've expected. On the other hand, and despite how much shit Mustaine gets over his voice, I find it sounds strangely more melodic in a way.
Reading this article about why 2016 was the last year social media wasn't complete shit and honestly now I'm just depressed. I'm going to go outside and catch some wild Pokemon now, maybe take a photo of my lunch. Anything to ignore 2026.
www.glamour.com/story/2016-t...
www.glamour.com/story/2016-t...
Was 2016 the Last Time We Truly Felt Alive?
Alexa, play the Chainsmokers.
www.glamour.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Reading this article about why 2016 was the last year social media wasn't complete shit and honestly now I'm just depressed. I'm going to go outside and catch some wild Pokemon now, maybe take a photo of my lunch. Anything to ignore 2026.
www.glamour.com/story/2016-t...
www.glamour.com/story/2016-t...
This massive @microsoft.com outage should serve as a solid reminder that Microsoft is absolute dog shit. If their fucking email can't be bothered to work, why would we EVER trust their AI?
January 22, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This massive @microsoft.com outage should serve as a solid reminder that Microsoft is absolute dog shit. If their fucking email can't be bothered to work, why would we EVER trust their AI?
Hi @adobe.com - Can you tell me if there is really any rational reason your Creative Cloud supportware (not even the CC apps themselves) need to create almost as many apps on my Mac AS ACTUALLY CAME WITH MY MAC TO START?!
Seriously, what IS all of this shit? All I want is Photoshop and Audition.
Seriously, what IS all of this shit? All I want is Photoshop and Audition.
January 22, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Hi @adobe.com - Can you tell me if there is really any rational reason your Creative Cloud supportware (not even the CC apps themselves) need to create almost as many apps on my Mac AS ACTUALLY CAME WITH MY MAC TO START?!
Seriously, what IS all of this shit? All I want is Photoshop and Audition.
Seriously, what IS all of this shit? All I want is Photoshop and Audition.
Whoa. Bruce Willis beat dementia!!! I can’t believe it!!!
January 21, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Whoa. Bruce Willis beat dementia!!! I can’t believe it!!!
I wonder what Usha and JD Vance's 4th child will look like?
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I wonder what Usha and JD Vance's 4th child will look like?
The 25th Amendment exists so that we, the people, can sleep at night, knowing that the majority of us fucked up but we can still get a do over. Use it.
January 21, 2026 at 1:55 AM
The 25th Amendment exists so that we, the people, can sleep at night, knowing that the majority of us fucked up but we can still get a do over. Use it.
If you wanted to make AI an essential part of my daily life, you'd train it to take over my browser and only ever show me articles about the things I search and omit every last stupid fucking video. I don't have time for video. Video is for idiots who can't read. Fuck video.
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
If you wanted to make AI an essential part of my daily life, you'd train it to take over my browser and only ever show me articles about the things I search and omit every last stupid fucking video. I don't have time for video. Video is for idiots who can't read. Fuck video.
Greenland has nailed it on Reddit.
1. They’re right
2. You’re just another voice in the void
3. The American sense of self-importance that’s been amplified by social is absurd
A challenge: for every minute you spend nodding an agreement or running at the mouth, spend an hour doing something real.
1. They’re right
2. You’re just another voice in the void
3. The American sense of self-importance that’s been amplified by social is absurd
A challenge: for every minute you spend nodding an agreement or running at the mouth, spend an hour doing something real.
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Greenland has nailed it on Reddit.
1. They’re right
2. You’re just another voice in the void
3. The American sense of self-importance that’s been amplified by social is absurd
A challenge: for every minute you spend nodding an agreement or running at the mouth, spend an hour doing something real.
1. They’re right
2. You’re just another voice in the void
3. The American sense of self-importance that’s been amplified by social is absurd
A challenge: for every minute you spend nodding an agreement or running at the mouth, spend an hour doing something real.
Russ. Buddy. Go away.
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Russ. Buddy. Go away.
The Kid Rock "Rock the Country" tour of...the country? That's like 8 cities. Not even like 8 major cities. I mean, yeah, Sioux Falls is pretty big for a Dakota but c'mon. Might as well visit the 11 remaining K-Mart stores you broke ass nazi douche.
Wait - special guest CREED! That'll bring 'em in
Wait - special guest CREED! That'll bring 'em in
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The Kid Rock "Rock the Country" tour of...the country? That's like 8 cities. Not even like 8 major cities. I mean, yeah, Sioux Falls is pretty big for a Dakota but c'mon. Might as well visit the 11 remaining K-Mart stores you broke ass nazi douche.
Wait - special guest CREED! That'll bring 'em in
Wait - special guest CREED! That'll bring 'em in
How Shit is Twitter/X? Example 94,377:
Right-wing idiots bloviate about Minnesota protests, Don Lemon, and...
OMG TRY THIS CRAPPY MOBILE GAME WITH A HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE ASIAN GIRL ASKING YOU TO "PLAY WITH" HER!!! NOW!!!
Seems about right.
Right-wing idiots bloviate about Minnesota protests, Don Lemon, and...
OMG TRY THIS CRAPPY MOBILE GAME WITH A HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE ASIAN GIRL ASKING YOU TO "PLAY WITH" HER!!! NOW!!!
Seems about right.
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
How Shit is Twitter/X? Example 94,377:
Right-wing idiots bloviate about Minnesota protests, Don Lemon, and...
OMG TRY THIS CRAPPY MOBILE GAME WITH A HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE ASIAN GIRL ASKING YOU TO "PLAY WITH" HER!!! NOW!!!
Seems about right.
Right-wing idiots bloviate about Minnesota protests, Don Lemon, and...
OMG TRY THIS CRAPPY MOBILE GAME WITH A HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE ASIAN GIRL ASKING YOU TO "PLAY WITH" HER!!! NOW!!!
Seems about right.
I’d like to thank Target for advertising so much during NFL games. I was at risk of forgetting the name of that shit retailer that thinks DEI isn’t worth investing in if the political wind is blowing to the right.
January 19, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’d like to thank Target for advertising so much during NFL games. I was at risk of forgetting the name of that shit retailer that thinks DEI isn’t worth investing in if the political wind is blowing to the right.
This Madden playing bullcrap where all the NFL coaches just go for it on 4th and > 1 is so stupid. Looking at you Chicago Bears
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This Madden playing bullcrap where all the NFL coaches just go for it on 4th and > 1 is so stupid. Looking at you Chicago Bears
All due respect to the Seahawks, I think the 49ers can 100% blame some really stupid 4th down decisions on the blowout final score. If you're not good at converting on 4th down (and their definitely not), punt the damn ball. 49ers made it stupid easy for the Hawks to score on at least 3 occasions.
January 18, 2026 at 6:06 PM
All due respect to the Seahawks, I think the 49ers can 100% blame some really stupid 4th down decisions on the blowout final score. If you're not good at converting on 4th down (and their definitely not), punt the damn ball. 49ers made it stupid easy for the Hawks to score on at least 3 occasions.
No lie. I really like Tom Brady’s commentary. It’s rare one of these guys talks and I actually learn something. Brady is non-stop education with a side of giddy enthusiasm.
January 18, 2026 at 3:24 AM
No lie. I really like Tom Brady’s commentary. It’s rare one of these guys talks and I actually learn something. Brady is non-stop education with a side of giddy enthusiasm.
Kevin Hart
Ben Stiller
Manning Brothers
Danny Devito
People that should never be in another commercial!!
Ding ding ding
Ben Stiller
Manning Brothers
Danny Devito
People that should never be in another commercial!!
Ding ding ding
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Kevin Hart
Ben Stiller
Manning Brothers
Danny Devito
People that should never be in another commercial!!
Ding ding ding
Ben Stiller
Manning Brothers
Danny Devito
People that should never be in another commercial!!
Ding ding ding
I'm looking to take my AT&T service elsewhere - all $600/month of it (family plan). Who ISN'T funding racism and oppression and also has reasonably fast service? T-Mobile? Verizon? Anyone?
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I'm looking to take my AT&T service elsewhere - all $600/month of it (family plan). Who ISN'T funding racism and oppression and also has reasonably fast service? T-Mobile? Verizon? Anyone?
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
www.thenation.com/article/acti...