Checks out, very you 😂

Do switch games get patched? Can we get a directors cut? 😅

Oh fucking hell, I thought you'd say AI slop marketing or something but this is worse 😬

Oh god why.

"we tried everything" except talking to potential customers

ideal social media is you see your friends posting about the fermented cabbage they ate today or the art or music they made and youre like thats so cool. an update on the lives of my friends and their gay little hobbies. and you decide to do your gay little hobbies in response

Burning the planet to pretend we've seen it, absolutely zero value added.

Is it not just "release a new game, a bit like the last but with different pokemon" every six months?

Those are my two best qualities 😁

Someone really should have told me years ago that women's football is a) good, ii) full of stats for my autism brain 3) chaotic enough to please the ADHD, and 2²) full of *really hot lesbians* who wear suits 🫠

Even Netrunner and She-Ra combined didn't get a stranglehold on my brain so quickly!

That's sweet of you to say, and if the stars were for me, I'd agree 😎

It's a football thing - Arsenal Women won the Champions League twice, so we have a star for each win 😁

My granddad's ceiling directly above his favourite chair was painted every year to remove the orange 💀

Even as someone who smokes (for now) I would never smoke inside anymore, and this is coming from someone who ran a big stoner den for years. Stale smoke smell is just so gross 😭

I flew medium-tier-fancy class once, that wasn't too bad, but regular seats ruin my back 😭

I've been saving airmiles and amex points though and one day I will take the red eye first class from Socal to London, and sleep like a baby all the way home 😴

Oh that would end me, 10 hours to Cali was torture enough 😭