SwearyPrincess ⭐⭐
@swearyprincess.bsky.social
neurospicy polyam trans lesbian raver, enjoyer of more hobbies than there are hours to do them, and smoocher of many cuties.
Mum, DJ, LGBT activist, unrelenting party queen, leftist, Leah Williamson fangirl, and a terrible influence.
Mum, DJ, LGBT activist, unrelenting party queen, leftist, Leah Williamson fangirl, and a terrible influence.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
No comment 😂
No comment 😂
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
No comment 😂
No comment 😂
Someone really should have told me years ago that women's football is a) good, ii) full of stats for my autism brain 3) chaotic enough to please the ADHD, and 2²) full of *really hot lesbians* who wear suits 🫠
Even Netrunner and She-Ra combined didn't get a stranglehold on my brain so quickly!
Even Netrunner and She-Ra combined didn't get a stranglehold on my brain so quickly!
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Someone really should have told me years ago that women's football is a) good, ii) full of stats for my autism brain 3) chaotic enough to please the ADHD, and 2²) full of *really hot lesbians* who wear suits 🫠
Even Netrunner and She-Ra combined didn't get a stranglehold on my brain so quickly!
Even Netrunner and She-Ra combined didn't get a stranglehold on my brain so quickly!
Today I got to sit in what I hope will be my seat at the Emirates for decades to come, now I'm finally a season ticket holder for #ArsenalWomen 😁
And my beloved #AWFC treated me to a 4-1 win for my 20th Arsenal game since I started watching last October!
And my beloved #AWFC treated me to a 4-1 win for my 20th Arsenal game since I started watching last October!
September 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Today I got to sit in what I hope will be my seat at the Emirates for decades to come, now I'm finally a season ticket holder for #ArsenalWomen 😁
And my beloved #AWFC treated me to a 4-1 win for my 20th Arsenal game since I started watching last October!
And my beloved #AWFC treated me to a 4-1 win for my 20th Arsenal game since I started watching last October!
Indeed just emailed me about a job with these benefits. One a legal requirement and the other just parking, twice...
If your benefits are that bad you're probably better off not even listing them.
If your benefits are that bad you're probably better off not even listing them.
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Indeed just emailed me about a job with these benefits. One a legal requirement and the other just parking, twice...
If your benefits are that bad you're probably better off not even listing them.
If your benefits are that bad you're probably better off not even listing them.
Just seen this image posted on Twitter and istg if this is a hoax y'all better be ready to bring me ice cream, chocolate, and tissues because I _will_ be inconsolable if she leaves Arsenal
June 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just seen this image posted on Twitter and istg if this is a hoax y'all better be ready to bring me ice cream, chocolate, and tissues because I _will_ be inconsolable if she leaves Arsenal
After watching both Old Guard and Bound on Sunday I was tempted to get a labrys tattoo - then I found out TERFy lesbians have been trying to claim it and now I *definitely* am because we can't let them have anything nice.
(This isn't mine, but I definitely want a labrys flaming in lesbian colours)
(This isn't mine, but I definitely want a labrys flaming in lesbian colours)
June 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
After watching both Old Guard and Bound on Sunday I was tempted to get a labrys tattoo - then I found out TERFy lesbians have been trying to claim it and now I *definitely* am because we can't let them have anything nice.
(This isn't mine, but I definitely want a labrys flaming in lesbian colours)
(This isn't mine, but I definitely want a labrys flaming in lesbian colours)
Under 5 minutes? 😭
Also no "multiple hours" tells me that they don't have any lesbians on their survey team 😂
Also no "multiple hours" tells me that they don't have any lesbians on their survey team 😂
June 4, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Under 5 minutes? 😭
Also no "multiple hours" tells me that they don't have any lesbians on their survey team 😂
Also no "multiple hours" tells me that they don't have any lesbians on their survey team 😂
Saw this article headline and it made me angry. You just know by the way it's worded that the "Globe and Mail" uses woke as an insult.
May 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Saw this article headline and it made me angry. You just know by the way it's worded that the "Globe and Mail" uses woke as an insult.
It's taken 3 months of executive dysfunction and 15 minutes of actual work, but I finally got the privacy film up on my bedroom window 🙄
May 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's taken 3 months of executive dysfunction and 15 minutes of actual work, but I finally got the privacy film up on my bedroom window 🙄
Bonus comic - one of the Poison Ivy variant covers from her most recent run.
All of the art in my room is very queer, maybe I'll do a thread showing off my favourites if anyone is interested 🤔
All of the art in my room is very queer, maybe I'll do a thread showing off my favourites if anyone is interested 🤔
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bonus comic - one of the Poison Ivy variant covers from her most recent run.
All of the art in my room is very queer, maybe I'll do a thread showing off my favourites if anyone is interested 🤔
All of the art in my room is very queer, maybe I'll do a thread showing off my favourites if anyone is interested 🤔
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens!
This is one of the variant covers for an issue of the "Eat. Bang! Kill Tour" comic series set between S2 and S3 of the #HarleyQuinn animated TV show, and depicts her and #PoisonIvy. I have three of these variant covers in my room, images in reply 😁
This is one of the variant covers for an issue of the "Eat. Bang! Kill Tour" comic series set between S2 and S3 of the #HarleyQuinn animated TV show, and depicts her and #PoisonIvy. I have three of these variant covers in my room, images in reply 😁
May 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens!
This is one of the variant covers for an issue of the "Eat. Bang! Kill Tour" comic series set between S2 and S3 of the #HarleyQuinn animated TV show, and depicts her and #PoisonIvy. I have three of these variant covers in my room, images in reply 😁
This is one of the variant covers for an issue of the "Eat. Bang! Kill Tour" comic series set between S2 and S3 of the #HarleyQuinn animated TV show, and depicts her and #PoisonIvy. I have three of these variant covers in my room, images in reply 😁
Yesterday I went with some friends to Birmingham for a nice afternoon of drinking in the sun and then to watch #ArsenalWomen play Aston Villa, and had a very nice pie in the stadium - which was £1.50 because the club is 150 years old.
If we hadn't played so bad it'd have been a perfect day out!
If we hadn't played so bad it'd have been a perfect day out!
May 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Yesterday I went with some friends to Birmingham for a nice afternoon of drinking in the sun and then to watch #ArsenalWomen play Aston Villa, and had a very nice pie in the stadium - which was £1.50 because the club is 150 years old.
If we hadn't played so bad it'd have been a perfect day out!
If we hadn't played so bad it'd have been a perfect day out!
Only downside was that I didn't realise the London marathon was this weekend so we were woken up early by cheering crowds and then had to endure a lot of noise and people trying to escape London... but the hotel room had a little water level balcony so I'll forgive it
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Only downside was that I didn't realise the London marathon was this weekend so we were woken up early by cheering crowds and then had to endure a lot of noise and people trying to escape London... but the hotel room had a little water level balcony so I'll forgive it
This weekend I celebrated 6 years of being trans - by getting very drunk, kissing friends, and taking 57 photobooth pictures - and then got to watch Arsenal Women beat Lyon to reach the champions league final for the first time in 18 years ♥️🤍
What a weekend 🥰
What a weekend 🥰
April 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This weekend I celebrated 6 years of being trans - by getting very drunk, kissing friends, and taking 57 photobooth pictures - and then got to watch Arsenal Women beat Lyon to reach the champions league final for the first time in 18 years ♥️🤍
What a weekend 🥰
What a weekend 🥰
Sat bang on the halfway line at the #Emirates for #ArsenalWomen Vs Leicester... seem to have got here a little early by mistake though, kick off isn't for another hour! #AWFC
April 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sat bang on the halfway line at the #Emirates for #ArsenalWomen Vs Leicester... seem to have got here a little early by mistake though, kick off isn't for another hour! #AWFC
#Arsenal men: "hey, #AWFC... can we copy your #ChampionsLeague homework?"
Arsenal women: "sure - just change some bits so it's not obvious"
Arsenal men:
Arsenal women: "sure - just change some bits so it's not obvious"
Arsenal men:
April 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
#Arsenal men: "hey, #AWFC... can we copy your #ChampionsLeague homework?"
Arsenal women: "sure - just change some bits so it's not obvious"
Arsenal men:
Arsenal women: "sure - just change some bits so it's not obvious"
Arsenal men:
Two of my friends split up ☹️
One of them had a really cute date planned 😢
So they took me instead 😁
And that's the story behind my spending a day at a tulip farm with some cameras, taking photos of each other, random people, and (unsurprisingly) tulips!
One of them had a really cute date planned 😢
So they took me instead 😁
And that's the story behind my spending a day at a tulip farm with some cameras, taking photos of each other, random people, and (unsurprisingly) tulips!
April 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Two of my friends split up ☹️
One of them had a really cute date planned 😢
So they took me instead 😁
And that's the story behind my spending a day at a tulip farm with some cameras, taking photos of each other, random people, and (unsurprisingly) tulips!
One of them had a really cute date planned 😢
So they took me instead 😁
And that's the story behind my spending a day at a tulip farm with some cameras, taking photos of each other, random people, and (unsurprisingly) tulips!
This is not an April Fool's joke, I have more selfies in my camera roll on #AWFC gear than I do in tiny black dresses...
But I really love it, I'm high-key obsessed with women's football now; it gives me lots of stats for autism brain to absorb, chaos enough for the ADHD, and a great community ♥️🤍♥️🤍
But I really love it, I'm high-key obsessed with women's football now; it gives me lots of stats for autism brain to absorb, chaos enough for the ADHD, and a great community ♥️🤍♥️🤍
April 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is not an April Fool's joke, I have more selfies in my camera roll on #AWFC gear than I do in tiny black dresses...
But I really love it, I'm high-key obsessed with women's football now; it gives me lots of stats for autism brain to absorb, chaos enough for the ADHD, and a great community ♥️🤍♥️🤍
But I really love it, I'm high-key obsessed with women's football now; it gives me lots of stats for autism brain to absorb, chaos enough for the ADHD, and a great community ♥️🤍♥️🤍
I, me, who disliked both sports and walking... went on an Arsenal Women's themed hike? And got excited about going on the pitch on a surprise tour at the end?
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Yet apparently this is who I am now.
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Yet apparently this is who I am now.
April 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I, me, who disliked both sports and walking... went on an Arsenal Women's themed hike? And got excited about going on the pitch on a surprise tour at the end?
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Yet apparently this is who I am now.
WHO THE FUCK AM I?
Yet apparently this is who I am now.
Did not expect the stadium lights to go off mid game at Wembley of all places, but thankfully it didn't last long and the Lionesses still got the win 😁
February 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did not expect the stadium lights to go off mid game at Wembley of all places, but thankfully it didn't last long and the Lionesses still got the win 😁
Your last saved celeb pic is now your therapist...
Great, a therapist who'll cause me massive sapphic panic every time I enter the room 😳
Great, a therapist who'll cause me massive sapphic panic every time I enter the room 😳
October 2, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Your last saved celeb pic is now your therapist...
Great, a therapist who'll cause me massive sapphic panic every time I enter the room 😳
Great, a therapist who'll cause me massive sapphic panic every time I enter the room 😳
Reskeet with your favourite meme that you've made...
August 21, 2023 at 10:30 PM
Reskeet with your favourite meme that you've made...