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My PI presented at grand rounds about academic writing and this was her slide about the results you get when you cram/procrastinate. LOL (I adore her!)
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Spotify wrapped this year is a really clear indicator they no longer give a fuck about user experience—and just think you need them / won’t go through the hassle to find an alternative. I think this, along with recent news about their plan to increase prices in 2026 is the impetus I needed.
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Lots of groups in the position to help assuming helping entitles /authorizes them to ensure how anyone in need is allowed to use their help. This country infantilizes anyone in need under the guise of “accountability” and the bias that anyone seeking aid needs to be monitored is by violent design.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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And now it is
October 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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It’s not too late in the day to submit myself to the sea
October 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Saw my fave tiny guy client this evening and he had the sniffles and clearly was sick and he went — I got a cold but don’t worry it’s not contagious it’s just going around my class. 😭
October 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Grandaddy, unexpectedly, is the loudest show I’ve been to all year
September 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Keegan just said “Grandaddy is a dog band, and The Weakerthans are a cat band”
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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just got raptured. completely nude. the angels are laughing at my appendages
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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the people yearn for shit that actually works for them
September 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Saw an undergrad psych student knitting a vest of the entire DSM and I’m begging people to stop glorifying that book. Have never had mentors/profs I respected not spend a lot of time focused on understanding the systemic place it holds while debunking the myth that it is some mh bible.
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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we stand for the flag in this house
August 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Sure whatever but can someone get me the deets on this entire fit because she has great taste lolz
August 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Kansas stays winning. Love you Kansas
"Did you not realize what this would be, being f*cking Gestapo? Quit your job. It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming...anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!” A rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in #Kansas. www.thedailypoliticususa.com/p/americans-...
Americans Say No As Terrified ICE Agents Flee from Angry Citizens
"It's gonna be like this every f*cking day you're coming. Every day, anytime you try to kidnap people, we are gonna be here!" a rapid responder yelled at fleeing ICE agents in Kansas.
www.thedailypoliticususa.com
August 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
CONRAD IS IN THERAPY THIS SZN OK GOOD (Still hate him..)
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I want to be chill and cool but I feel like Butters from South Park the minute I have any internal dialogue with myself
July 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Gonna throw up
July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Alright, I’m moving, I’ve had enough of Portland actually
July 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m sobbing at Perfume Genius. living my purpose.
June 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Huge moment for me a born and raised lifelong citizen of New York City!!! 🍎 ❤️‍🔥
June 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Tonight we are all fair weather Mets fans
June 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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i don’t have the knowledge base required to say where zohran’s campaign ranks all time but, at least since i started following politics, i can’t think of a better one
June 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
GOOD THINGS ARE STILL POSSIBLE!!!!
June 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM