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Swan
@swantzu.bsky.social
I (allegedly) used to be cool
I braved it and went into HR’s office for the obligatory dog tax
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
(In my defense, it’s been hiding in HR’s office and I try to avoid going in there if at all possible)
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This actually explains a lot of our interactions. From both sides.
September 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m glad none of my coworkers took me up on my free ticket offer. I’d feel like I’d owe them money.
September 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
(wow I butchered “definitely” so bad even autocorrect couldn’t save it)
September 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Soundwave was deifinitrly one of my favorites, but the Laserbeak and Ravage casettes are really what sold me on this one.
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reposted by Swan
There. Screw it. Fixed.
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Looks like my job’s be easy: you’ll be breaking your own ankles in those.
July 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
See you on the pitch tomorrow. I’ll wear my extra sharp cleats for you 😘
July 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
(Just noticed these are for “hospitality packages,” so a regular ticket will be cheaper, but still: oof)
July 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The major difference is that, given the option, I’d have chosen for my dog to live forever.

(Mandatory dog tax attached)
July 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM