Today, for the first time in years, I feel like a failure at work…
There’s been a dog in the office ALL DAY and I only found out about it ten minutes ago.
There’s been a dog in the office ALL DAY and I only found out about it ten minutes ago.
September 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Today, for the first time in years, I feel like a failure at work…
There’s been a dog in the office ALL DAY and I only found out about it ten minutes ago.
There’s been a dog in the office ALL DAY and I only found out about it ten minutes ago.
Taken care of my car’s tag renewal before my birthday: ❎
Scheduled my annual birthday tattoo appointment: ✅
I know where my priorities lie
Scheduled my annual birthday tattoo appointment: ✅
I know where my priorities lie
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Taken care of my car’s tag renewal before my birthday: ❎
Scheduled my annual birthday tattoo appointment: ✅
I know where my priorities lie
Scheduled my annual birthday tattoo appointment: ✅
I know where my priorities lie
Working in a pharmacy taught me that the medical abbreviation for acetaminophen is APAP
Majoring in chemistry taught me that the chemical formula for it is C8H9NO2
Trying to temper my outrage has taught me that this is all just another distraction from the Epstein files
Majoring in chemistry taught me that the chemical formula for it is C8H9NO2
Trying to temper my outrage has taught me that this is all just another distraction from the Epstein files
September 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Working in a pharmacy taught me that the medical abbreviation for acetaminophen is APAP
Majoring in chemistry taught me that the chemical formula for it is C8H9NO2
Trying to temper my outrage has taught me that this is all just another distraction from the Epstein files
Majoring in chemistry taught me that the chemical formula for it is C8H9NO2
Trying to temper my outrage has taught me that this is all just another distraction from the Epstein files
I’ve sent (what some might consider) an alarming amount of gifs featuring people jumping off of ledges or driving off of cliffs in Teams chats today.
This is less a statement about my wellbeing and more a question for the Teams employees: Hey… y’all good? Because why are these available?
This is less a statement about my wellbeing and more a question for the Teams employees: Hey… y’all good? Because why are these available?
September 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’ve sent (what some might consider) an alarming amount of gifs featuring people jumping off of ledges or driving off of cliffs in Teams chats today.
This is less a statement about my wellbeing and more a question for the Teams employees: Hey… y’all good? Because why are these available?
This is less a statement about my wellbeing and more a question for the Teams employees: Hey… y’all good? Because why are these available?
“I can’t come out tonight, I have plans.”
The plans:
The plans:
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“I can’t come out tonight, I have plans.”
The plans:
The plans:
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There. Screw it. Fixed.
September 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There. Screw it. Fixed.
Theee are either far more Waymos in Atlanta than I thought, or there’s just one that’s following me around almost constantly.
Honestly, I don’t know which reality I would prefer.
Honestly, I don’t know which reality I would prefer.
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Theee are either far more Waymos in Atlanta than I thought, or there’s just one that’s following me around almost constantly.
Honestly, I don’t know which reality I would prefer.
Honestly, I don’t know which reality I would prefer.
Just said “Thanks, you too!” when the lady at the drive thru told me to enjoy my coffee, so I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this week up to a total loss.
Schitts Creek GIF
ALT: Schitts Creek GIF
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August 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Just said “Thanks, you too!” when the lady at the drive thru told me to enjoy my coffee, so I’m gonna go ahead and chalk this week up to a total loss.
Happy Montgomery River Brawliversary to all who celebrate.
August 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Montgomery River Brawliversary to all who celebrate.
I take comfort in the fact that my son finds my voice soothing and falls asleep in minutes while I’m reading to him at night.
But come on bro we’re never going to finish The Hobbit at this rate.
But come on bro we’re never going to finish The Hobbit at this rate.
July 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I take comfort in the fact that my son finds my voice soothing and falls asleep in minutes while I’m reading to him at night.
But come on bro we’re never going to finish The Hobbit at this rate.
But come on bro we’re never going to finish The Hobbit at this rate.
Sure Atlanta United lost another game at home, and sure the Charlotte fans were once again louder than ours in our own stadium…
But the same Lyft driver that took me to the stadium brought me back home and I’ve gotta take the Ws where I can.
But the same Lyft driver that took me to the stadium brought me back home and I’ve gotta take the Ws where I can.
a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
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July 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Sure Atlanta United lost another game at home, and sure the Charlotte fans were once again louder than ours in our own stadium…
But the same Lyft driver that took me to the stadium brought me back home and I’ve gotta take the Ws where I can.
But the same Lyft driver that took me to the stadium brought me back home and I’ve gotta take the Ws where I can.
Pretty (and hydrated) in pink
July 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Pretty (and hydrated) in pink
World Cup prices have started to come out, and it’s simultaneously better and worse than I had planned for:
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
World Cup prices have started to come out, and it’s simultaneously better and worse than I had planned for:
Heading into this 4th of July weekend feels very similar to celebrating my dog’s 15th birthday: I want to be happy, but I can’t shake the feeling that this may be the last one.
July 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Heading into this 4th of July weekend feels very similar to celebrating my dog’s 15th birthday: I want to be happy, but I can’t shake the feeling that this may be the last one.
I know every waking day brings new atrocities and society continues to decline further and further but season four of The Bear just came out and it *still* isn’t a comedy…
So there you go, a little consistency for us all in these times.
So there you go, a little consistency for us all in these times.
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I know every waking day brings new atrocities and society continues to decline further and further but season four of The Bear just came out and it *still* isn’t a comedy…
So there you go, a little consistency for us all in these times.
So there you go, a little consistency for us all in these times.
The opportunity to call it the Stankonia Dome was once again ignored. www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/06/11/m...
Mercedes-Benz Stadium prepares for name change, specialized turf ahead of World Cup
The World Cup begins in 365 days.
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June 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The opportunity to call it the Stankonia Dome was once again ignored. www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2025/06/11/m...
“Am I unworthy of love, or do I just need a snack/to take a nap?”
An ongoing anthology, written by me.
An ongoing anthology, written by me.
May 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
“Am I unworthy of love, or do I just need a snack/to take a nap?”
An ongoing anthology, written by me.
An ongoing anthology, written by me.
My favorite IT guy at work: if you don’t update your password, you might get locked out of your email and Teams on your phone.
Me: Right, and are there any downsides?
Me: Right, and are there any downsides?
May 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My favorite IT guy at work: if you don’t update your password, you might get locked out of your email and Teams on your phone.
Me: Right, and are there any downsides?
Me: Right, and are there any downsides?
This morning I saw a billboard advertising a Juneteenth edition of the laser show at Stone Mountain, which I’m all for.
But the irony isn’t lost on me, given what’s carved on the side of it.
But the irony isn’t lost on me, given what’s carved on the side of it.
May 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
This morning I saw a billboard advertising a Juneteenth edition of the laser show at Stone Mountain, which I’m all for.
But the irony isn’t lost on me, given what’s carved on the side of it.
But the irony isn’t lost on me, given what’s carved on the side of it.
Currently standing in a line with my son, his best friend, and his best friend’s dad. The kids are having a blast and laughing with each other.
Us dads? Not a word. Not forcing small talk. And we’re both completely content with that.
(At least I think so. What am I gonna do, ask him? Come on.)
Us dads? Not a word. Not forcing small talk. And we’re both completely content with that.
(At least I think so. What am I gonna do, ask him? Come on.)
May 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Currently standing in a line with my son, his best friend, and his best friend’s dad. The kids are having a blast and laughing with each other.
Us dads? Not a word. Not forcing small talk. And we’re both completely content with that.
(At least I think so. What am I gonna do, ask him? Come on.)
Us dads? Not a word. Not forcing small talk. And we’re both completely content with that.
(At least I think so. What am I gonna do, ask him? Come on.)
Today, on the last day of Autism Acceptance/World Autism Month, I’d like to provide a poem that my autistic nine year old son wrote (as well as one of my own in the comments):
April 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today, on the last day of Autism Acceptance/World Autism Month, I’d like to provide a poem that my autistic nine year old son wrote (as well as one of my own in the comments):
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Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
April 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
“Hello Sharks, today I am asking for $600 to…”
April 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Hello Sharks, today I am asking for $600 to…”
The downside to having the worst March Madness bracket in my group? Having to buy donuts for the rest.
The upside? I get a donut today.
The upside? I get a donut today.
April 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The downside to having the worst March Madness bracket in my group? Having to buy donuts for the rest.
The upside? I get a donut today.
The upside? I get a donut today.
While it wasn’t a New Year’s resolution per se, early this year I did decide that I would no longer apologize for things that weren’t my fault, especially professionally.
Well, today I called a client a “whiny crybaby bitch.” And maybe… just maybe… I might have to walk this one back. 😅
Well, today I called a client a “whiny crybaby bitch.” And maybe… just maybe… I might have to walk this one back. 😅
April 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
While it wasn’t a New Year’s resolution per se, early this year I did decide that I would no longer apologize for things that weren’t my fault, especially professionally.
Well, today I called a client a “whiny crybaby bitch.” And maybe… just maybe… I might have to walk this one back. 😅
Well, today I called a client a “whiny crybaby bitch.” And maybe… just maybe… I might have to walk this one back. 😅