I braved it and went into HR’s office for the obligatory dog tax
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I braved it and went into HR’s office for the obligatory dog tax
“I can’t come out tonight, I have plans.”
The plans:
The plans:
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“I can’t come out tonight, I have plans.”
The plans:
The plans:
Happy Montgomery River Brawliversary to all who celebrate.
August 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Montgomery River Brawliversary to all who celebrate.
World Cup prices have started to come out, and it’s simultaneously better and worse than I had planned for:
July 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
World Cup prices have started to come out, and it’s simultaneously better and worse than I had planned for:
The major difference is that, given the option, I’d have chosen for my dog to live forever.
(Mandatory dog tax attached)
(Mandatory dog tax attached)
July 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The major difference is that, given the option, I’d have chosen for my dog to live forever.
(Mandatory dog tax attached)
(Mandatory dog tax attached)
Today, on the last day of Autism Acceptance/World Autism Month, I’d like to provide a poem that my autistic nine year old son wrote (as well as one of my own in the comments):
April 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today, on the last day of Autism Acceptance/World Autism Month, I’d like to provide a poem that my autistic nine year old son wrote (as well as one of my own in the comments):
“Hello Sharks, today I am asking for $600 to…”
April 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Hello Sharks, today I am asking for $600 to…”
The downside to having the worst March Madness bracket in my group? Having to buy donuts for the rest.
The upside? I get a donut today.
The upside? I get a donut today.
April 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The downside to having the worst March Madness bracket in my group? Having to buy donuts for the rest.
The upside? I get a donut today.
The upside? I get a donut today.
Bonus: here’s a dinosaur on a skateboard that I drew for a coworker during a Teams meeting the other day, just because.
April 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Bonus: here’s a dinosaur on a skateboard that I drew for a coworker during a Teams meeting the other day, just because.
“If love were enough to keep you alive, you would’ve lived forever.”
I miss you every day, Radar. Forever in my heart and now forever on my arm. If I’m lucky, I’ll see you around.
I miss you every day, Radar. Forever in my heart and now forever on my arm. If I’m lucky, I’ll see you around.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“If love were enough to keep you alive, you would’ve lived forever.”
I miss you every day, Radar. Forever in my heart and now forever on my arm. If I’m lucky, I’ll see you around.
I miss you every day, Radar. Forever in my heart and now forever on my arm. If I’m lucky, I’ll see you around.
A year ago I lost my best friend of 15 years. Rather than just feel sad about it (there’s been a bit of that as well), I’ve spent the day doing things she loved: went for a run in the park. Talked to strangers. Took a nap. And then I went and got tattooed. She probably wouldn’t have enjoyed that.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A year ago I lost my best friend of 15 years. Rather than just feel sad about it (there’s been a bit of that as well), I’ve spent the day doing things she loved: went for a run in the park. Talked to strangers. Took a nap. And then I went and got tattooed. She probably wouldn’t have enjoyed that.
Lord help me,
I’m back on my bullshit
I’m back on my bullshit
March 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Lord help me,
I’m back on my bullshit
I’m back on my bullshit
I can’t argue any of those points.
Incidentally, it was my weekend to be “on call” with the complaint cell phone. So that explains these.
Don’t worry, your voicemail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Incidentally, it was my weekend to be “on call” with the complaint cell phone. So that explains these.
Don’t worry, your voicemail will be deleted in the order it was received.
March 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I can’t argue any of those points.
Incidentally, it was my weekend to be “on call” with the complaint cell phone. So that explains these.
Don’t worry, your voicemail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Incidentally, it was my weekend to be “on call” with the complaint cell phone. So that explains these.
Don’t worry, your voicemail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Client event in the office today. Thought I’d remind them of what I’m about.
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Client event in the office today. Thought I’d remind them of what I’m about.
Happy Ash Wednesday or something idk I haven’t been to church in forever
March 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Happy Ash Wednesday or something idk I haven’t been to church in forever
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know makes a great point.
March 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know makes a great point.
Dearest Kenneth,
I don’t know who you thought you were trying to contact, but I assure you that I’m not him. While I did enjoy Beyoncé’s latest album, there’s a few things I’d like to clear up:
I don’t know who you thought you were trying to contact, but I assure you that I’m not him. While I did enjoy Beyoncé’s latest album, there’s a few things I’d like to clear up:
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dearest Kenneth,
I don’t know who you thought you were trying to contact, but I assure you that I’m not him. While I did enjoy Beyoncé’s latest album, there’s a few things I’d like to clear up:
I don’t know who you thought you were trying to contact, but I assure you that I’m not him. While I did enjoy Beyoncé’s latest album, there’s a few things I’d like to clear up:
Update: they apparently didn’t *bill* insurance. So that’s one less thing for me to worry about.
February 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Update: they apparently didn’t *bill* insurance. So that’s one less thing for me to worry about.
Am I… am I doing this right?
February 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Am I… am I doing this right?
Leaving myself reminders at work like:
February 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Leaving myself reminders at work like:
Lego, shut up and take my money (in May)
February 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lego, shut up and take my money (in May)
(Part of) what I sent to Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr’s office vs what I wanted to send:
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
(Part of) what I sent to Georgia Attorney General Chris Carr’s office vs what I wanted to send: