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The Jibjab to Bitmoji pipeline
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Ryoichi Hagiwara, 1986
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ryoichi Hagiwara, 1986
The Godzilla PBR tastes better
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The Godzilla PBR tastes better
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Scene: 2am, Tuesday Night in the CVS Parking Lot. A cop in his cruiser.
Laptop on the dash, flashlight on his gun feverishly flashing over his driver's license, dick in the other hand.
Typing their License # into Pornhub so they can see a femboy do a naked Nazi salute before they bust.
Laptop on the dash, flashlight on his gun feverishly flashing over his driver's license, dick in the other hand.
Typing their License # into Pornhub so they can see a femboy do a naked Nazi salute before they bust.
October 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Scene: 2am, Tuesday Night in the CVS Parking Lot. A cop in his cruiser.
Laptop on the dash, flashlight on his gun feverishly flashing over his driver's license, dick in the other hand.
Typing their License # into Pornhub so they can see a femboy do a naked Nazi salute before they bust.
Laptop on the dash, flashlight on his gun feverishly flashing over his driver's license, dick in the other hand.
Typing their License # into Pornhub so they can see a femboy do a naked Nazi salute before they bust.
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
My cat knocked my piranha plant Lego off my computer tower, this alone will make me never buy another set.
August 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
My cat knocked my piranha plant Lego off my computer tower, this alone will make me never buy another set.
Salty that I'm back into MTG, but playing Arena and watching baseball or wrestling has me feeling like an iPad kid. Someone pass me an infinity cube, I'm fucking vibing
August 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Salty that I'm back into MTG, but playing Arena and watching baseball or wrestling has me feeling like an iPad kid. Someone pass me an infinity cube, I'm fucking vibing
Why it smell like nightcrawlers
May 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why it smell like nightcrawlers
Betting has started: how many times will I get poison ivy this year?
April 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Betting has started: how many times will I get poison ivy this year?
Getting in the shower and having to step back out sucks so hard. I have 4 cats, so you know I'm bringing a cat's worth of hair into the shower stuck to my wet feet
April 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Getting in the shower and having to step back out sucks so hard. I have 4 cats, so you know I'm bringing a cat's worth of hair into the shower stuck to my wet feet
I've become evangelical for Traitor Baru Cormorant. Ya gotta read it
April 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I've become evangelical for Traitor Baru Cormorant. Ya gotta read it
Full circle, I'm back on wine wood tips for doing yard work. I feel 16 again
April 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Full circle, I'm back on wine wood tips for doing yard work. I feel 16 again
and the Chuckysssssaaa
February 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
and the Chuckysssssaaa
I fucking love Deer Creek
February 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I fucking love Deer Creek
There's just so many things to try and take your mind off life; baseball is starting up, MLS, new mtg shit, my basketball team is slaying, video game backlog, etc.
February 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There's just so many things to try and take your mind off life; baseball is starting up, MLS, new mtg shit, my basketball team is slaying, video game backlog, etc.
The competing ads from Home Depot and Lowe's on the Apple TV MLS stream are weird af
February 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The competing ads from Home Depot and Lowe's on the Apple TV MLS stream are weird af
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sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.
Can't tell if Twin Plagues by Wednesday heals me or makes me worse but I will continue to bump it while making dinner
February 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can't tell if Twin Plagues by Wednesday heals me or makes me worse but I will continue to bump it while making dinner
What do you mean I don't have anymore liquor stashed away
February 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What do you mean I don't have anymore liquor stashed away
Constantly fighting the urge to not put my new prized pan in the dishwasher
February 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Constantly fighting the urge to not put my new prized pan in the dishwasher
Work is better now
February 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Work is better now
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The last time we got Dems to wholeheartedly support social programs was because of the threat of militant labor and global communism. Thus that’s the pragmatic thing to do
February 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The last time we got Dems to wholeheartedly support social programs was because of the threat of militant labor and global communism. Thus that’s the pragmatic thing to do