ALPHALFA 🌾
@swansandtyphoid.bsky.social
chruskit🪽 30 🎠 they/them || scratched on the moon like a familiar smile. stained on my mind. || crystalizedbiceps on ao3 🖋️🥊
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
THANK YOUU I’ve also got bowser and luigi bullfighting homoerotically and ethan winters to express my body as gayly as possible lmaooo
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
THANK YOUU I’ve also got bowser and luigi bullfighting homoerotically and ethan winters to express my body as gayly as possible lmaooo
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
want be creative but so much work
August 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
want be creative but so much work
re5 Chris my beloved
August 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
re5 Chris my beloved
pov you look up from across the table at the cafe and see me writing psychological manipulation fluff
August 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
pov you look up from across the table at the cafe and see me writing psychological manipulation fluff
I love doing art collabs with my partner where I am desperately failing to keep up with his technical skill jfkfkfk. I tried to draw a mermaid tail onto his wesker and it looks like fucking KELP
August 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love doing art collabs with my partner where I am desperately failing to keep up with his technical skill jfkfkfk. I tried to draw a mermaid tail onto his wesker and it looks like fucking KELP
moms new ipad somehow synced MY decade old photos and unearthed upon her an ungodly set of eddie gluskin bedroom cosplays 😭
August 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
moms new ipad somehow synced MY decade old photos and unearthed upon her an ungodly set of eddie gluskin bedroom cosplays 😭
my two absolute darlings - one from childhood, one modded 🩵🩷
August 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my two absolute darlings - one from childhood, one modded 🩵🩷
all my residents are evil…
August 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
all my residents are evil…
opening fantasy life just for the ambiance of hanging out in pam’s little room 😋
July 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
opening fantasy life just for the ambiance of hanging out in pam’s little room 😋
kinda wanna wear them to work today, but if I trip on the bus, it’s all ogre
July 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
kinda wanna wear them to work today, but if I trip on the bus, it’s all ogre
various endeavors as of late 🐬🪸
July 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
various endeavors as of late 🐬🪸
the sims has watered my brain so much today
July 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the sims has watered my brain so much today
save me, chrisker sims file where they live on the beach and wesker turns into a mermaid and always smells like rotting fish but it makes chris flirty because chris is like that, save me
July 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
save me, chrisker sims file where they live on the beach and wesker turns into a mermaid and always smells like rotting fish but it makes chris flirty because chris is like that, save me
drinking juiced veggies because my health is so poor
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
drinking juiced veggies because my health is so poor
YESSS!!! my puppy :} I totally understand, I’ve been trying since 2020, and it only just clicked for me this year (mostly because my daily sit-down writing habits have petered out and I needed a new activity to stay creative)
March 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
YESSS!!! my puppy :} I totally understand, I’ve been trying since 2020, and it only just clicked for me this year (mostly because my daily sit-down writing habits have petered out and I needed a new activity to stay creative)
god bless my writing journal for keeping me engaged in creativity when full pieces are difficult to work on 🎠🌾
March 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
god bless my writing journal for keeping me engaged in creativity when full pieces are difficult to work on 🎠🌾
I don’t even mind that 2v8 is inexorably broken, if it means that I can spend the match in wesker’s arms 🌝
February 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I don’t even mind that 2v8 is inexorably broken, if it means that I can spend the match in wesker’s arms 🌝
hang out day 😚😚
February 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hang out day 😚😚
tiniest little printer gets the wesker makeover and also changes my journaling life forever 😌😌
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
tiniest little printer gets the wesker makeover and also changes my journaling life forever 😌😌
reinventing chrisker on every single website/game/customizable experience I get my hands on 👼🏼
January 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
reinventing chrisker on every single website/game/customizable experience I get my hands on 👼🏼
I love this stuff; feels like sticking my head into the fur coats at the very back of a lesbian smoker aunt’s closet. which is also how I imagine re8 chris smells.
January 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I love this stuff; feels like sticking my head into the fur coats at the very back of a lesbian smoker aunt’s closet. which is also how I imagine re8 chris smells.
also it doesn’t hurt spending 9000 dollars on stickers to make the writing vehicle very cute hehe
January 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
also it doesn’t hurt spending 9000 dollars on stickers to make the writing vehicle very cute hehe