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chruskit🪽 30 🎠 they/them || scratched on the moon like a familiar smile. stained on my mind. || crystalizedbiceps on ao3 🖋️🥊
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· Nov 22
idk how to explain my personal brand of chrisker, it’s not sadistic. it’s more like. wesker wants to see chris dismantled. broken down to his barest molecules. wants his fingers in the wires of chris’ broken, malfunctioning brain. wants to lovingly breathe the life back into him. A thorough love. :)
benadryl is the goddess who holds me in her arms…
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
benadryl is the goddess who holds me in her arms…
do u ever feel like there’s a gaping hole in your life, so vacuous it’s like an untreatable wound, but you don’t know what’s supposed to go there 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
do u ever feel like there’s a gaping hole in your life, so vacuous it’s like an untreatable wound, but you don’t know what’s supposed to go there 🥴
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found the dregs of this morning’s Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee in the fridge that I forgot about, and all the light has returned to my being
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
found the dregs of this morning’s Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee in the fridge that I forgot about, and all the light has returned to my being
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
November 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I think my Halloween makeup actually just kinda suits me ;p
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Absolutely in love with my wlw Chrisker commission from 666chevy_ (twt)/Wyleghee(Insta).
September 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Absolutely in love with my wlw Chrisker commission from 666chevy_ (twt)/Wyleghee(Insta).
the thing about good people is you don’t have to twist everything around in your head to know that they are one. you just know they are because they are. I’ve had way too many experiences being manipulated, and if I ever date again I hope I never let myself walk so deep into one of those traps again
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the thing about good people is you don’t have to twist everything around in your head to know that they are one. you just know they are because they are. I’ve had way too many experiences being manipulated, and if I ever date again I hope I never let myself walk so deep into one of those traps again
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A gift for the amazing writer @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social Come on, Wesker, if you didn't want someone needy, why secretly date a human Labrador like Chris? This is STARS-era BTW
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A gift for the amazing writer @swansandtyphoid.bsky.social Come on, Wesker, if you didn't want someone needy, why secretly date a human Labrador like Chris? This is STARS-era BTW
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
#Chrisker #chrisredfield #wesker #albertwesker #residentevil #fanart #art #ftm #muscle #gay #angst #romance #capcom
slipping under again 😔 (/dissociation)
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 AM
slipping under again 😔 (/dissociation)
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there’s nothing like waking up at 6am to make you realize how many of your other friends are awake at 6am. like damn you all already live here??
October 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
there’s nothing like waking up at 6am to make you realize how many of your other friends are awake at 6am. like damn you all already live here??
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Think we're all dealing with end-of-year blues. So did a pic of Leon waking up to brighten things up :)
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
October 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Think we're all dealing with end-of-year blues. So did a pic of Leon waking up to brighten things up :)
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
Updated version of pic.
#leonkennedy #leonskennedy #residentevil #fanart #art #capcom #art #REBHFun #ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #funny #cartoon #cute
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
October 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tattoo symmetry feeling so much more balanced 😛 (also cut my hair at midnight & I feel so bouncy now)
Does anyone use and like a free Google Doc alternative for writing? I don’t need anything fancy, (though customizing the page layout would be cool…) but I just kinda want to look at something new and fresh when I write rn!
October 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Does anyone use and like a free Google Doc alternative for writing? I don’t need anything fancy, (though customizing the page layout would be cool…) but I just kinda want to look at something new and fresh when I write rn!
I can’t find it now but someone on twitter said something like “wesker is the greatest groomer in fiction” and I cannot move on from that statement lmaooo 😭😭
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I can’t find it now but someone on twitter said something like “wesker is the greatest groomer in fiction” and I cannot move on from that statement lmaooo 😭😭
deeply in love with “no I’m not a human” atm and have sick-binged it, but I shit u not, most nights my half-conscious fever dreams are of me imagining someone banging at the door. SUCKS lmao but it’s somehow not any worse than when I was having the harvest moon egg collecting fever dreams, oddly.
September 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
deeply in love with “no I’m not a human” atm and have sick-binged it, but I shit u not, most nights my half-conscious fever dreams are of me imagining someone banging at the door. SUCKS lmao but it’s somehow not any worse than when I was having the harvest moon egg collecting fever dreams, oddly.
so sick that being awake and being sleep do not have different meanings anymore because I wake up every 10 minutes painfully conscious. I’ve just been wandering the house waiting for the time to pass until I don’t feel so awful
September 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
so sick that being awake and being sleep do not have different meanings anymore because I wake up every 10 minutes painfully conscious. I’ve just been wandering the house waiting for the time to pass until I don’t feel so awful
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#serennedyseptember2025 Day 6: Roleplay
September 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
#serennedyseptember2025 Day 6: Roleplay
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a very quick, tired doodle of my boy while i work on other things
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #fanart #sketch
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #fanart #sketch
September 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
a very quick, tired doodle of my boy while i work on other things
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #fanart #sketch
#REBHFun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #fanart #sketch
being an ao3 writer is honestly kinda silly cuz ur like ok im a few chapters into this fic and it’s going well. but as soon as I add in all the porn tags, we’re rly gonna pop off 😼
September 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
being an ao3 writer is honestly kinda silly cuz ur like ok im a few chapters into this fic and it’s going well. but as soon as I add in all the porn tags, we’re rly gonna pop off 😼
got prescribed an SNRI but I can’t take it until I finish my chrisker fics because what if I stop being horny and it’s all over for me
September 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
got prescribed an SNRI but I can’t take it until I finish my chrisker fics because what if I stop being horny and it’s all over for me
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August 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM