Sar Swan
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Sar Swan
@swans.bsky.social
Artist, writer, software person, and brain injury recoverer. (not me in picture)
People can tell I'm a real person on the internet cause I curse A LOT, and when possible, use bold and italics for emphasis.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Your photographs remind me that the world is simply beautiful. All the darkness falls away for blissful moments filled with color and wonder.
August 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
These people either have never been bullied, or have been in power for so long they forgot how to actually deal with bullies. The *worst* thing to do is to "play nice." You fight hard, and so viciously that the bully is afraid to cross you AND all those you care about.
August 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
That might be a compliment, haha! Sims can still dance better than 95% of dudes I know.
August 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Probably had to wear sunglasses cause his audience makes Martha Stewart look ethnic. Nothing like performing for a group of people who likely drop more n-bombs than you (a rapper) do.
August 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's actually because an IV drip; but when they tapped that thang, all that came out was Diet Coke syrup. Now it's trapped under the skin of his hand until it can be suckled out by Steven Miller, fueling his hatred for all things beautiful and holy.
August 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
They might be holding on to it to see if they can even do anything with it - the president has no authority to levy tariffs in the first place as it's constitutionally congress' job, if we did't have a complicit SCOTUS they'd likely make the gov refund the tariffs paid.
August 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If a human did this, they would be arrested and go to prison! A woman went to prison for it, despite being legally a child when she encouraged her boyfriend to go through with his suicide threats. www.law.georgetown.edu/american-cri...
www.law.georgetown.edu
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Agree and amplify always works on bad jokes: just say that California might indeed just yeet itself into the Pacific just cause it heard they might visit. Or a yo mama joke that last time she visited California we had to measure ground acceleration when she walked.
August 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was a 911 dispatcher when one of my coworkers had to listen to someone burn to death in their car. When I was in a severe accident, a dozen bystanders were working together to try to get me out of the car and keep me safe, at least they had door handles to work with. People will try to save us.
June 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ilona Andrews! They have several different action/fantasy series like Kate Daniels or the Innkeeper Chronicles, that have a romance angle but strong interesting characters and rich worlds.
June 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Addendum: said artist soul appealed my previous statement and said that it is "Whimsical" rather than "subversive." I admit whimsical is very fitting for art, and that subversive has a negative connotation.
June 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Yeah...that's why I never delete an account, just give it a ridiculously long password and never go back to it. I also use a different display and screen name each time, which means I have to start over every time, but it's worth it to be more anonymous.
June 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I had a character sheet, I think I just had a stat change of +2 Spirit -1 Sanity
June 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM