Sar Swan
@swans.bsky.social
Artist, writer, software person, and brain injury recoverer. (not me in picture)
I've won an illustrious art award: my beloved pub staff put my art on the wall in the "not for sale" category.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I've won an illustrious art award: my beloved pub staff put my art on the wall in the "not for sale" category.
My cleaning ladies just rolled up in a highlighter yellowgreen Mercedes Benz. I love that for them.
June 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My cleaning ladies just rolled up in a highlighter yellowgreen Mercedes Benz. I love that for them.
Painted this today, "With Tyger." 8x8 watercolor.
June 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Painted this today, "With Tyger." 8x8 watercolor.
Gotta remember that life is worth living as long as we love fearlessly. Dogs are great teachers of this. Dancer taught me the joy of life, and Tyger taught me that peace comes from demonstrating love.
April 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gotta remember that life is worth living as long as we love fearlessly. Dogs are great teachers of this. Dancer taught me the joy of life, and Tyger taught me that peace comes from demonstrating love.
If someone lost a blue diamond ring in new York city, I turned it in to security where you lost it. It was really pretty, hope it finds it's person.
March 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If someone lost a blue diamond ring in new York city, I turned it in to security where you lost it. It was really pretty, hope it finds it's person.
People in Miami are almost exclusively wearing black, with some white and beige if they're feeling spicy.
I did not get that memo
I did not get that memo
January 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
People in Miami are almost exclusively wearing black, with some white and beige if they're feeling spicy.
I did not get that memo
I did not get that memo
Even the REI sales dude called this bougie sunscreen.
Legit never been called that, I went up a few social classes apparently
Legit never been called that, I went up a few social classes apparently
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Even the REI sales dude called this bougie sunscreen.
Legit never been called that, I went up a few social classes apparently
Legit never been called that, I went up a few social classes apparently
Drinking leftover champagne from the bottle cause I already washed the glass. I'm sloppy yet classy
January 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Drinking leftover champagne from the bottle cause I already washed the glass. I'm sloppy yet classy
Trying to deserve such unconditional love.
December 19, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Trying to deserve such unconditional love.
My wall gets a dog-height racing stripe down the hallway, despite washing it monthly. The American lean applies to dogs too, I guess.
December 13, 2024 at 9:38 PM
My wall gets a dog-height racing stripe down the hallway, despite washing it monthly. The American lean applies to dogs too, I guess.
This house takes cable management seriously.
December 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
This house takes cable management seriously.
I actually won a free beer at pub trivia by drawing something like that. The theme was "how's your new year's resolution going" and it started with a Boeing bang
("Alexa, wash my butthole" was the team name that week)
("Alexa, wash my butthole" was the team name that week)
December 8, 2024 at 10:54 AM
I actually won a free beer at pub trivia by drawing something like that. The theme was "how's your new year's resolution going" and it started with a Boeing bang
("Alexa, wash my butthole" was the team name that week)
("Alexa, wash my butthole" was the team name that week)
I won a free beer at pub trivia for a drawing of a famous dead person:
![Sloppy drawing of famous dead guy Jesus Christ being crucified. He's super ripped (muscular) and saying "But I don't wanna die for their sins [sad face]" and there is a frowny faced sun in the background saying "shit."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kcdxgk7v3por4wvia6gkcvzh/bafkreib36fjjk3dhotwfa3nfrtjwfk4gqmtonv35el2l66b6wkergjreqy@jpeg)
November 21, 2024 at 6:03 AM
I won a free beer at pub trivia for a drawing of a famous dead person:
I'm doing my part to make the world happier via my rescue pups, Dancer and Tyger.
Some days I think about how they see the world compared to me: a world with naps in the sunshine, daily cuddles and support, and gender doesn't matter. We humans could live in that world too.
Some days I think about how they see the world compared to me: a world with naps in the sunshine, daily cuddles and support, and gender doesn't matter. We humans could live in that world too.
November 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
I'm doing my part to make the world happier via my rescue pups, Dancer and Tyger.
Some days I think about how they see the world compared to me: a world with naps in the sunshine, daily cuddles and support, and gender doesn't matter. We humans could live in that world too.
Some days I think about how they see the world compared to me: a world with naps in the sunshine, daily cuddles and support, and gender doesn't matter. We humans could live in that world too.
My darling mutt Tyger and his stuffed monkey friend.
November 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
My darling mutt Tyger and his stuffed monkey friend.
I'm in a trivia team, there's a drawing section to win a free beer with a different theme each week. Here's one from a couple weeks ago, theme "Old timey vehicles."
I give you: the butler piggyback!
I give you: the butler piggyback!
December 15, 2023 at 6:58 PM
I'm in a trivia team, there's a drawing section to win a free beer with a different theme each week. Here's one from a couple weeks ago, theme "Old timey vehicles."
I give you: the butler piggyback!
I give you: the butler piggyback!
Today on things I didn't know that I liked: Indietronica and Vapor Twitch. It's funny but kind of unfunny that there's only one monolith category for "rap" though.
December 15, 2023 at 6:55 PM
Today on things I didn't know that I liked: Indietronica and Vapor Twitch. It's funny but kind of unfunny that there's only one monolith category for "rap" though.
Hmm, what to do? I think I might have left my computer on long enough, and had so many tabs open, that it might have had long enough to become sentient.
It's seen *a lot* in computer time.
It's seen *a lot* in computer time.
June 30, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Hmm, what to do? I think I might have left my computer on long enough, and had so many tabs open, that it might have had long enough to become sentient.
It's seen *a lot* in computer time.
It's seen *a lot* in computer time.