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River V
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they/them | friendly local swamp Druid | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🐾
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An actual Deathmatch
December 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I know I say I'm not into real combat sports, but seeing Jake Paul in his Hulk Hogan trunks get clocked so fucking hard that his soul leaves his body grants me the same sense of proletariat satisfaction as that time Richard Spencer got punched in the face.
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely

As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful.
I love you all today as well♡
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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many of you
October 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Him, looking at our floor: There's a story here.
Me: What does it say?
Him: That you were eating Chex mix on the treadmill again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If TK gives me Mina & Toni v Willow & Harley at AEW Full Gear, I'm gonna piss myself like an overexcited purse dog
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bright and Blessed Samhain, friends.🌒🌕🌘
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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To those folks peacefully exercising their 1st Amendment rights today:

-stay hydrated
-stay mobile
-keep social distancing
-keep a lookout
-keep eyes on exits
-avoid alleys, valleys, barricades, and bottlenecks

Stay safe out there friends. Much love to all.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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it's also a private market story. openai and anthropic are private companies, they have a lot of investors- including indirect retail investors, who invest through funding vehicles- but they don't have to make disclosures and if the bubble bursts, those investors will have a lot more trouble suing
Everyone agrees that we're currently in a dotcom era-like AI bubble. People disagree what sort of bubble it is.

There are 3 stories one can tell about the dotcom crash: a startup story, a telecom story, and an accounting fraud story.

My take: it's giving Enron
open.substack.com/pub/davekarp...
It's Giving Enron
On the AI bubble, and the various echoes of the dotcom crash
open.substack.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Minoru Suzuki
Lulu pencil
Eddie Kingston
Chiitan
Xavier Woods

My Taskmaster is Maki Itoh. Raw chaos ensues.
This question is only going to appeal to a particularly nerdy middle of the Venn diagram, but what five wrestlers would you cast in a series of Taskmaster?
October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Him: You're competent and caring, in your way.
Me: Warm. Thoughtful. Compassionate.
Him: Those aren't the words I used.
October 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Is Candyman actually a cautionary tale about the risks of performing anthropological fieldwork without the consent or engagement of the local community?
October 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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ChatGPT psychosis has a lot of similarities to gaming and adjacent personalities becoming batshit insane from constantly being ensconced in monetized parasocial bubbles of non-stop positive affirmation
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Don't worry about not fitting in, because fitting in isn't an important part of your life.
Be proud of being different♡
Your life is shining🌈
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
English folk ballads: I love you but I must go to war.
Irish folk ballads: I love you but I love Ireland more.
September 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Everyone has the right to love and be loved, regardless of gender.
No one can infringe on the ability to express love
Something so simple has become complicated in our world
Let's all raise our voices to solve this problem and create a world where we can express love freely and openly.
we have love♡
September 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus together again. Nature is healing.
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Fuck you, Schumer" has the perfect cadence for a pro wrestling chant
September 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Life advice from my stepdad, who has 40+ years of construction/demolition experience: "If it looks dangerous, it probably is. If it looks sharp, it probably is. Don't put anything in your mouth and don't walk off the edge of the deck."
September 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
September 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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"What would the world be, once bereft
Of wet and of wildness? Let them be left,
O let them be left, wildness and wet;
Long live the weeds and the wilderness yet."
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM