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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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elysiatatsu.bsky.social
🎃
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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mandateofheaven.bsky.social
FUCKING HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
August 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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skawtzilla.bsky.social
"it's an anime about anime horse girls running on a race track, how good could the animation POSSIBLY b-"
July 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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mossacannibalis.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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calamaricakes.bsky.social
a little DP for my OT3 🤗
April 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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colliecariad.bsky.social
The King waking his Viziers after having a dream of the future and the Court Mage has gone missing from his tower
June 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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mou2007.bsky.social
Kittens.
#cotl #Cultofthelamb
May 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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othatsraspberry.com
you can now enjoy this comic to its full potential 🤠
Otacon sitting at his computer asks Snake: "What kind of music do you like?" Snake: "uhhh Johnny Cash?" Otacon: "oh, thank you're gonna LOVE this" smash cut to Otacon's computer screen, and him clicking on a YouTube video entitled "Hatsune Miku sings Ring of Fire"
April 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ironlily.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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steveyurko.com
Some little gag comics I made during my first playthrough of Resident Evil 4 a couple years ago.

#art #ResidentEvil
The Ganados storm into a home, catching Leon Kennedy in the act of stealing chicken eggs. A comical amount of eggs stuffed in his mouth. Leon yells at Mendez to "Giver her back!" Louis assumes Leon is referring to the president's daughter, but Leon is enraged that Mendez has stolen his leather jacket. Baring somewhat of a resemblance, Louis asks if Ashley or Leon like Johnny Depp. They assuredly say "No." Ashley asks Leon if he was always this cool. Leon assures her, but we see a thought bubble of RE2 era Leon looking like a doughy, rosey-cheeked dork.
January 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
How I imagined illegal immigration worked, whenever I see it on the news.
May 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
"all war is based on deception"
unless you're fighting America and they panic by over-engineering a plane that absolutely dominated their competitors.
July 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
the difference between pole users.
August 15, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
Chinese chefs summoning the fires of 8 hells just to make some fried rice
August 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM