Kate schwagnerbutt
@swagglebutt.bsky.social
Charmstrangecrochet.etsy.com
Linktr.ee/charmandstrange
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THEY EVEN CALL THEIR CHEERIEST BLUE "FADED DENIM" LMAO
December 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
THEY EVEN CALL THEIR CHEERIEST BLUE "FADED DENIM" LMAO
A mistake in @brandonsanderson.com Way of Kings? Dalinar is talking to his son Adolin about King Elhokar. Elhokar is Dalinar's nephew... Yet Dalinar says "your nephew"? Shouldn't it be "my nephew" or "your cousin"? I'm trying to keep track of who's who & this isn't helping 😭
(NO SPOILERS PLS 🙏)
(NO SPOILERS PLS 🙏)
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
A mistake in @brandonsanderson.com Way of Kings? Dalinar is talking to his son Adolin about King Elhokar. Elhokar is Dalinar's nephew... Yet Dalinar says "your nephew"? Shouldn't it be "my nephew" or "your cousin"? I'm trying to keep track of who's who & this isn't helping 😭
(NO SPOILERS PLS 🙏)
(NO SPOILERS PLS 🙏)
Incredibly, incredibly relatable post.
September 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Incredibly, incredibly relatable post.
So tired of handmade artists undervaluing themselves. Somebody crocheted this bag, sewed on a zipper & canvas lining, attached it to a pleather base, made very sturdy straps, and thinks $80 is both too low for compensation but also too high for shoppers to want to buy.
September 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So tired of handmade artists undervaluing themselves. Somebody crocheted this bag, sewed on a zipper & canvas lining, attached it to a pleather base, made very sturdy straps, and thinks $80 is both too low for compensation but also too high for shoppers to want to buy.
Also get you one of these. No more "did I actually take it today?" This came in a pack of 4 (3 different colors) and included bottles + labels in case your script comes in a different sized bottle.
September 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Also get you one of these. No more "did I actually take it today?" This came in a pack of 4 (3 different colors) and included bottles + labels in case your script comes in a different sized bottle.
This gets an honorable mention because I can't recall which Potter book this came from, and also bc the author is pure evil. But, still relatable.
July 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This gets an honorable mention because I can't recall which Potter book this came from, and also bc the author is pure evil. But, still relatable.
Update: bro turned out to be an unreliable narrator and actually a terrible person, so I no longer feel sympathy for him. He deserved to be cheated on & traumatized. Also, re-sharing this bc I feel personally slighted every time a narrator turns out to be unreliable.
July 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Update: bro turned out to be an unreliable narrator and actually a terrible person, so I no longer feel sympathy for him. He deserved to be cheated on & traumatized. Also, re-sharing this bc I feel personally slighted every time a narrator turns out to be unreliable.
Our @cakejumper.bsky.social plushie arrived!!! She immediately bonded with our Blahåj, and our Beef Stroganoff as well 😄
The teeny tiny shark and Dave make me so incredibly happy 🥰🥰🦈🐦
The teeny tiny shark and Dave make me so incredibly happy 🥰🥰🦈🐦
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Our @cakejumper.bsky.social plushie arrived!!! She immediately bonded with our Blahåj, and our Beef Stroganoff as well 😄
The teeny tiny shark and Dave make me so incredibly happy 🥰🥰🦈🐦
The teeny tiny shark and Dave make me so incredibly happy 🥰🥰🦈🐦
Last night, we watched a YouTube video where a guy camping in an abandoned prison ended up getting stalked by coyotes. When they were howling & growling outside his tent, Beef Stroganoff got v upset and we had to pause and tell him he was safe 🥺
May 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Last night, we watched a YouTube video where a guy camping in an abandoned prison ended up getting stalked by coyotes. When they were howling & growling outside his tent, Beef Stroganoff got v upset and we had to pause and tell him he was safe 🥺
Pacifica Everyday Vegan Collagen moisturizer with SPF 30 plus NYX Buttermelt Glaze spf 30 Skin Tint: 10/10 would recommend, works great for 2 hours in the sun
Absolutely no sunblock: 0/10, you'll accidentally give urself a tacky 2010s beach tattoo with ur necklace lmao
Absolutely no sunblock: 0/10, you'll accidentally give urself a tacky 2010s beach tattoo with ur necklace lmao
May 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Pacifica Everyday Vegan Collagen moisturizer with SPF 30 plus NYX Buttermelt Glaze spf 30 Skin Tint: 10/10 would recommend, works great for 2 hours in the sun
Absolutely no sunblock: 0/10, you'll accidentally give urself a tacky 2010s beach tattoo with ur necklace lmao
Absolutely no sunblock: 0/10, you'll accidentally give urself a tacky 2010s beach tattoo with ur necklace lmao
And then there is me, who can never understand anything anyone sings.
I listen to Vampire Weekend and Ripe all the time, and 75% of the time when sing along I'm just making random sounds bc idk wtf they're saying, but I know the melody. 🤣
I listen to Vampire Weekend and Ripe all the time, and 75% of the time when sing along I'm just making random sounds bc idk wtf they're saying, but I know the melody. 🤣
May 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
And then there is me, who can never understand anything anyone sings.
I listen to Vampire Weekend and Ripe all the time, and 75% of the time when sing along I'm just making random sounds bc idk wtf they're saying, but I know the melody. 🤣
I listen to Vampire Weekend and Ripe all the time, and 75% of the time when sing along I'm just making random sounds bc idk wtf they're saying, but I know the melody. 🤣
GUYS MY FRIEND IS A PUBLISHED AUTHOR 🎉
Find her book digital/physical on Amazon, digital also on Kobo
IG mad.rose.reads
Review/rate/save/log on StoryGraph, Goodreads, Fable
This is horror/gore/feminine rage
TW:
r@pe
Torture
Murd3r
Body mutilation
Find her book digital/physical on Amazon, digital also on Kobo
IG mad.rose.reads
Review/rate/save/log on StoryGraph, Goodreads, Fable
This is horror/gore/feminine rage
TW:
r@pe
Torture
Murd3r
Body mutilation
April 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
GUYS MY FRIEND IS A PUBLISHED AUTHOR 🎉
Find her book digital/physical on Amazon, digital also on Kobo
IG mad.rose.reads
Review/rate/save/log on StoryGraph, Goodreads, Fable
This is horror/gore/feminine rage
TW:
r@pe
Torture
Murd3r
Body mutilation
Find her book digital/physical on Amazon, digital also on Kobo
IG mad.rose.reads
Review/rate/save/log on StoryGraph, Goodreads, Fable
This is horror/gore/feminine rage
TW:
r@pe
Torture
Murd3r
Body mutilation
Upset about Switch 2 games costing $80? Mark pointed out that N64 games were $50. If games kept up w inflation, they'd be $100 by now!
(I'm still annoyed that the ports of Switch games w a bit of DLC are a full $20 more than the originals, seems a bit steep)
(I'm still annoyed that the ports of Switch games w a bit of DLC are a full $20 more than the originals, seems a bit steep)
April 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Upset about Switch 2 games costing $80? Mark pointed out that N64 games were $50. If games kept up w inflation, they'd be $100 by now!
(I'm still annoyed that the ports of Switch games w a bit of DLC are a full $20 more than the originals, seems a bit steep)
(I'm still annoyed that the ports of Switch games w a bit of DLC are a full $20 more than the originals, seems a bit steep)
My bff thrifted this sweater and gave it to me. I love it, but the buttons didn't fit my vibes, so I switched them out for something with a little more color and flare 💖
April 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My bff thrifted this sweater and gave it to me. I love it, but the buttons didn't fit my vibes, so I switched them out for something with a little more color and flare 💖
I spent $3.17 on a Thin Mints Frosty at because I had to know. Since Wendy's CEO is a big 47 supporter, I balanced my evil by donating double my spend to the ACLU. This post is mostly virtue signaling so I'll add: use goodsuniteus.com if you wanna spend consciously & not support MAGA-owned companies
March 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I spent $3.17 on a Thin Mints Frosty at because I had to know. Since Wendy's CEO is a big 47 supporter, I balanced my evil by donating double my spend to the ACLU. This post is mostly virtue signaling so I'll add: use goodsuniteus.com if you wanna spend consciously & not support MAGA-owned companies
I hate group texts with my iPhone-using family. Apple needs to do better at Android communication.
(yes, each one of these pinged in as an actual text message, interrupting my audiobook.)
(yes, each one of these pinged in as an actual text message, interrupting my audiobook.)
March 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I hate group texts with my iPhone-using family. Apple needs to do better at Android communication.
(yes, each one of these pinged in as an actual text message, interrupting my audiobook.)
(yes, each one of these pinged in as an actual text message, interrupting my audiobook.)
As is my Beef Stroganoff!
March 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
As is my Beef Stroganoff!
Waiting for Google to fix their bug in 2nd gen Chromecast is super annoying. I'm not the one who let a certificate expire, why should my tech be bricked for a few days?? Let me hit "trust anyway" so I can use my tech that I paid for. Ugh.
March 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Waiting for Google to fix their bug in 2nd gen Chromecast is super annoying. I'm not the one who let a certificate expire, why should my tech be bricked for a few days?? Let me hit "trust anyway" so I can use my tech that I paid for. Ugh.
Poor Beef Stroganoff is stuck in a cone for 5 more days. He keeps trying to bathe but all he can reach is the tip of his tail. He tries to wash his face but he just licks the inside of the cone 😭
(He had a urinary blockage cleared & the catheter left him swollen so no licking allowed til he heals)
(He had a urinary blockage cleared & the catheter left him swollen so no licking allowed til he heals)
February 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Poor Beef Stroganoff is stuck in a cone for 5 more days. He keeps trying to bathe but all he can reach is the tip of his tail. He tries to wash his face but he just licks the inside of the cone 😭
(He had a urinary blockage cleared & the catheter left him swollen so no licking allowed til he heals)
(He had a urinary blockage cleared & the catheter left him swollen so no licking allowed til he heals)
*sigh* I hate to lose this awesome color pooling.
February 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
*sigh* I hate to lose this awesome color pooling.
Sometimes I feel a bit down about the first image. Over 6 months, I've averaged abt the same weight despite my efforts to lose. Holiday spike came off fast! But overall net sameish.
Then I zoom out to where I was 1 yr ago. I've made SO MUCH PROGRESS. I'm strong & amazing. 💪🎉👏
Then I zoom out to where I was 1 yr ago. I've made SO MUCH PROGRESS. I'm strong & amazing. 💪🎉👏
February 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Sometimes I feel a bit down about the first image. Over 6 months, I've averaged abt the same weight despite my efforts to lose. Holiday spike came off fast! But overall net sameish.
Then I zoom out to where I was 1 yr ago. I've made SO MUCH PROGRESS. I'm strong & amazing. 💪🎉👏
Then I zoom out to where I was 1 yr ago. I've made SO MUCH PROGRESS. I'm strong & amazing. 💪🎉👏
Husband's curly hair is getting a bit overgrown, currently he resembles Timmy from Jurassic Park after getting electrocuted. Makes him look v frazzled about everything when, in fact, most things are going ok rn.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Husband's curly hair is getting a bit overgrown, currently he resembles Timmy from Jurassic Park after getting electrocuted. Makes him look v frazzled about everything when, in fact, most things are going ok rn.
I just want the electric VW bus so bad 🤩 If anyone has $70k they feel like throwing my way, hmu.
December 16, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I just want the electric VW bus so bad 🤩 If anyone has $70k they feel like throwing my way, hmu.