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Shit my husband says while playing video games that sounds unhinged out of context: 📌 a running thread for our entertainment
My mom only had time & budget for Christmas gifts for her grandkids this year. My husband & I are childfree and she bought some new toys for our cat 🥰👏🎄😸
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My mom only had time & budget for Christmas gifts for her grandkids this year. My husband & I are childfree and she bought some new toys for our cat 🥰👏🎄😸
Attention offices that tend to get a lot of calls and have a hold service:
You really, really don't need to repeat the "our call volume is high" message every 30 seconds. I get it. I'd rather listen to your smooth jazz music for a few minutes at a time, thanks.
You really, really don't need to repeat the "our call volume is high" message every 30 seconds. I get it. I'd rather listen to your smooth jazz music for a few minutes at a time, thanks.
December 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Attention offices that tend to get a lot of calls and have a hold service:
You really, really don't need to repeat the "our call volume is high" message every 30 seconds. I get it. I'd rather listen to your smooth jazz music for a few minutes at a time, thanks.
You really, really don't need to repeat the "our call volume is high" message every 30 seconds. I get it. I'd rather listen to your smooth jazz music for a few minutes at a time, thanks.
Remember, friends: clothing made from "recycled polyester" is STILL PLASTIC CLOTHING. It's gonna be hot, sweaty, drape poorly, and look cheap & shitty after a season or 2 just as badly as clothes made from new polyester. It's not environmentally friendly if it can't be repaired after years of wear.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Remember, friends: clothing made from "recycled polyester" is STILL PLASTIC CLOTHING. It's gonna be hot, sweaty, drape poorly, and look cheap & shitty after a season or 2 just as badly as clothes made from new polyester. It's not environmentally friendly if it can't be repaired after years of wear.
U ever just minding ur business when a giant chunk of dust falls off the ceiling fan and reminds u to clean 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
U ever just minding ur business when a giant chunk of dust falls off the ceiling fan and reminds u to clean 🤣
Why the FUCK does health care get to decide that 3 months after an appointment, I still owe money?
The US health care system is such a fucking joke designed to let as many people as possible either drown in debt or just die. Burn the whole system to the ground.
The US health care system is such a fucking joke designed to let as many people as possible either drown in debt or just die. Burn the whole system to the ground.
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Why the FUCK does health care get to decide that 3 months after an appointment, I still owe money?
The US health care system is such a fucking joke designed to let as many people as possible either drown in debt or just die. Burn the whole system to the ground.
The US health care system is such a fucking joke designed to let as many people as possible either drown in debt or just die. Burn the whole system to the ground.
I feel like every time I get a political spam text and respond "End," they sign me up for 3 other lists.
Oddly, I got almost zero texts before November's election. Now I'm getting flooded almost daily w random candidates asking for money in states I've never visited. Why do u need money rn???
Oddly, I got almost zero texts before November's election. Now I'm getting flooded almost daily w random candidates asking for money in states I've never visited. Why do u need money rn???
December 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I feel like every time I get a political spam text and respond "End," they sign me up for 3 other lists.
Oddly, I got almost zero texts before November's election. Now I'm getting flooded almost daily w random candidates asking for money in states I've never visited. Why do u need money rn???
Oddly, I got almost zero texts before November's election. Now I'm getting flooded almost daily w random candidates asking for money in states I've never visited. Why do u need money rn???
Clothing companies be like "we offer a neutral palette so you can wear our clothes to the office!" and everything is black, cream, grey, brown.
Then
"We have colors now for a little fun! 🙂" and it's a faded blue-toned grey, sage green, and pink so soft it's barely pink
WHY R U ALLERGIC TO COLOR 😭
Then
"We have colors now for a little fun! 🙂" and it's a faded blue-toned grey, sage green, and pink so soft it's barely pink
WHY R U ALLERGIC TO COLOR 😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Clothing companies be like "we offer a neutral palette so you can wear our clothes to the office!" and everything is black, cream, grey, brown.
Then
"We have colors now for a little fun! 🙂" and it's a faded blue-toned grey, sage green, and pink so soft it's barely pink
WHY R U ALLERGIC TO COLOR 😭
Then
"We have colors now for a little fun! 🙂" and it's a faded blue-toned grey, sage green, and pink so soft it's barely pink
WHY R U ALLERGIC TO COLOR 😭
Apparently I am a bully for saying that people who aren't interested in selling their crocheted goods for a profit don't belong in a group called "Crochet for Vendors." lolwut WHY are people so damn sensitive 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Apparently I am a bully for saying that people who aren't interested in selling their crocheted goods for a profit don't belong in a group called "Crochet for Vendors." lolwut WHY are people so damn sensitive 🤣
When someone posts in a big group on social media, and then when they get a response they don't like they say "mind your business"
Honey you made it anyone's business by posting in a group, just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're being rude by sharing their thoughts 🤣
Honey you made it anyone's business by posting in a group, just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're being rude by sharing their thoughts 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
When someone posts in a big group on social media, and then when they get a response they don't like they say "mind your business"
Honey you made it anyone's business by posting in a group, just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're being rude by sharing their thoughts 🤣
Honey you made it anyone's business by posting in a group, just because you disagree with someone doesn't mean they're being rude by sharing their thoughts 🤣
Today's set is such a skeleton crew that I'm running audio as well as script supervising. I keep forgetting to cut audio, and once I forgot to roll it 😶🫥
Indie film is far from graceful lmao
Indie film is far from graceful lmao
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Today's set is such a skeleton crew that I'm running audio as well as script supervising. I keep forgetting to cut audio, and once I forgot to roll it 😶🫥
Indie film is far from graceful lmao
Indie film is far from graceful lmao
Some people are really hating on cropped sweaters in a semi-viral post and I'm over here like cropped sweaters are just good length sweaters on me. I have so little torso vertically. Please don't be mad at ppl who rely on cropped clothes to just fit normally. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Some people are really hating on cropped sweaters in a semi-viral post and I'm over here like cropped sweaters are just good length sweaters on me. I have so little torso vertically. Please don't be mad at ppl who rely on cropped clothes to just fit normally. 😭
My bff to a girl at the club: "I love your top!"
Girl: "Thanks, it's from Shein!"
bff to me, later: "When girls say their clothes are from Shein I want to tell them I don't like it anymore."
Aaaand this is just 1 of a billion reasons we're friends 😂
Girl: "Thanks, it's from Shein!"
bff to me, later: "When girls say their clothes are from Shein I want to tell them I don't like it anymore."
Aaaand this is just 1 of a billion reasons we're friends 😂
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My bff to a girl at the club: "I love your top!"
Girl: "Thanks, it's from Shein!"
bff to me, later: "When girls say their clothes are from Shein I want to tell them I don't like it anymore."
Aaaand this is just 1 of a billion reasons we're friends 😂
Girl: "Thanks, it's from Shein!"
bff to me, later: "When girls say their clothes are from Shein I want to tell them I don't like it anymore."
Aaaand this is just 1 of a billion reasons we're friends 😂
How the FUCK did I, a registered Democrat but really a progressive democratic socialist, who has donated to Leftist politicians and charities, get on the email list for the fucking Heritage Foundation???
Someone must've sold them my info. No way do I belong to anything parallel. 🤮
Someone must've sold them my info. No way do I belong to anything parallel. 🤮
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
How the FUCK did I, a registered Democrat but really a progressive democratic socialist, who has donated to Leftist politicians and charities, get on the email list for the fucking Heritage Foundation???
Someone must've sold them my info. No way do I belong to anything parallel. 🤮
Someone must've sold them my info. No way do I belong to anything parallel. 🤮
Man oh man does V For Vendetta hit differently post Covid and during Trump's second term.
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Man oh man does V For Vendetta hit differently post Covid and during Trump's second term.
I didn't think I was the parasocial type
But the other night I had a dream that @cakejumper.bsky.social personally called my cell phone to make sure I'd catch her stream later that day
???
I don't even participate in chat 🤣
But the other night I had a dream that @cakejumper.bsky.social personally called my cell phone to make sure I'd catch her stream later that day
???
I don't even participate in chat 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I didn't think I was the parasocial type
But the other night I had a dream that @cakejumper.bsky.social personally called my cell phone to make sure I'd catch her stream later that day
???
I don't even participate in chat 🤣
But the other night I had a dream that @cakejumper.bsky.social personally called my cell phone to make sure I'd catch her stream later that day
???
I don't even participate in chat 🤣
Picking characters in a Buffy board game, Mark said "should I be Broody Boy, Rapey Boy, Sucks Ass Boy, or Smokin' Daddy Boy?"
I didn't even have to see the character cards to know who he meant for each one 🤣
I didn't even have to see the character cards to know who he meant for each one 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Picking characters in a Buffy board game, Mark said "should I be Broody Boy, Rapey Boy, Sucks Ass Boy, or Smokin' Daddy Boy?"
I didn't even have to see the character cards to know who he meant for each one 🤣
I didn't even have to see the character cards to know who he meant for each one 🤣
Mark: "Just like Cher, it's all coming back to me now."
Me: "Um. That's a Celine Dion song."
🤣
Me: "Um. That's a Celine Dion song."
🤣
November 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Mark: "Just like Cher, it's all coming back to me now."
Me: "Um. That's a Celine Dion song."
🤣
Me: "Um. That's a Celine Dion song."
🤣
I opened X to tag the podcast I love, scrolled for 30 seconds and got a suggested tweet from the TERF queen and an ad for Shein pretending to be environmentally conscious. Fuck that place. I wish Grimm Reading would get on Bluesky :(
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I opened X to tag the podcast I love, scrolled for 30 seconds and got a suggested tweet from the TERF queen and an ad for Shein pretending to be environmentally conscious. Fuck that place. I wish Grimm Reading would get on Bluesky :(
Some tights company is advertising themselves as the way to avoid "diaper butt" and I'm over here like who tf gets diaper butt from their tights?? This is not a problem I have ever experienced or even heard of.
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Some tights company is advertising themselves as the way to avoid "diaper butt" and I'm over here like who tf gets diaper butt from their tights?? This is not a problem I have ever experienced or even heard of.
Masculinity is so fragile that basic hygiene has to be marketed as manly.
Saw an ad for WWE-branded soap. Just a bar of soap with wrestlers' names & pics on the label. Which u throw away.
Also butt wipes. Dude Wipes is a whole brand, as if using Cottonelle wipes would be too gay.
Boys, whyyy 🤣😭
Saw an ad for WWE-branded soap. Just a bar of soap with wrestlers' names & pics on the label. Which u throw away.
Also butt wipes. Dude Wipes is a whole brand, as if using Cottonelle wipes would be too gay.
Boys, whyyy 🤣😭
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Masculinity is so fragile that basic hygiene has to be marketed as manly.
Saw an ad for WWE-branded soap. Just a bar of soap with wrestlers' names & pics on the label. Which u throw away.
Also butt wipes. Dude Wipes is a whole brand, as if using Cottonelle wipes would be too gay.
Boys, whyyy 🤣😭
Saw an ad for WWE-branded soap. Just a bar of soap with wrestlers' names & pics on the label. Which u throw away.
Also butt wipes. Dude Wipes is a whole brand, as if using Cottonelle wipes would be too gay.
Boys, whyyy 🤣😭
Can I just remind everyone that a little bit of steam goes a LONG way for ur Halloween costumes
The same $40 plastic outfit can look like a $20 mess if it has all the packaging fold lines, or a $50 decent cosplay if you steam it & it just has gentle life wrinkles.
The same $40 plastic outfit can look like a $20 mess if it has all the packaging fold lines, or a $50 decent cosplay if you steam it & it just has gentle life wrinkles.
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can I just remind everyone that a little bit of steam goes a LONG way for ur Halloween costumes
The same $40 plastic outfit can look like a $20 mess if it has all the packaging fold lines, or a $50 decent cosplay if you steam it & it just has gentle life wrinkles.
The same $40 plastic outfit can look like a $20 mess if it has all the packaging fold lines, or a $50 decent cosplay if you steam it & it just has gentle life wrinkles.
Our Costco stopped carrying Trubar protein bars for a few months and we were really sad but they finally brought them back and in a NEW FLAVOR PACK no less!!! Cookies & Cream and chocolate coconut. 🤤 Was getting tired of the PB&J bar that tasted more like sesame oil than peanut butter.
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Our Costco stopped carrying Trubar protein bars for a few months and we were really sad but they finally brought them back and in a NEW FLAVOR PACK no less!!! Cookies & Cream and chocolate coconut. 🤤 Was getting tired of the PB&J bar that tasted more like sesame oil than peanut butter.
Just saw that Sora has to spend $5 on every single video people create and they have no idea how to monetize the platform. I would absolutely generate dozens of videos a day just to waste their money if it didn't also mean consuming resources and damaging the environment.
October 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just saw that Sora has to spend $5 on every single video people create and they have no idea how to monetize the platform. I would absolutely generate dozens of videos a day just to waste their money if it didn't also mean consuming resources and damaging the environment.
There are 2 villains in this book and they have absolutely 100% caused every death, injury, and problem. They keep blaming the MC for everything instead bc "you should have left well enough alone, it wouldn't have happened if you left" 🙄🙄🙄 TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR UR ACTIONS GUYS WTF
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There are 2 villains in this book and they have absolutely 100% caused every death, injury, and problem. They keep blaming the MC for everything instead bc "you should have left well enough alone, it wouldn't have happened if you left" 🙄🙄🙄 TAKE ACCOUNTABILITY FOR UR ACTIONS GUYS WTF
Let the race to get as much work done as possible before the brain fog & fatigue from the covid & flu shots sets in begin!
September 30, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Let the race to get as much work done as possible before the brain fog & fatigue from the covid & flu shots sets in begin!