layne 🏴☠️🇵🇸✨ (he/they)
@swaggerwort.bsky.social
29. bisexual disaster. local drag king and menace
linktr.ee/muppetofaman
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dismantling & rediscovering what i want from life, love, and myself
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
dismantling & rediscovering what i want from life, love, and myself
I also saw two people who I mistook for @thesecatbandits.bsky.social and @krakenapologist.bsky.social at the comedy club and I wish teleportation existed because it’s so truly not fair how geographically spread everyone is
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I also saw two people who I mistook for @thesecatbandits.bsky.social and @krakenapologist.bsky.social at the comedy club and I wish teleportation existed because it’s so truly not fair how geographically spread everyone is
I wish I had been in a better headspace Saturday. I’m glad I got to give @shraaamp.bsky.social the biggest of hugs. I laughed so hard I cried during the beatboxing Olympics bit. It was still nice seeing others, and I truly appreciate the patience and understanding everyone gave me
September 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I wish I had been in a better headspace Saturday. I’m glad I got to give @shraaamp.bsky.social the biggest of hugs. I laughed so hard I cried during the beatboxing Olympics bit. It was still nice seeing others, and I truly appreciate the patience and understanding everyone gave me
realizing i’ll have been in three different tv-show themed drag shows by the end of this year
ofmd - march
hazbin hotel - october
bobs burgers - december
ofmd - march
hazbin hotel - october
bobs burgers - december
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
realizing i’ll have been in three different tv-show themed drag shows by the end of this year
ofmd - march
hazbin hotel - october
bobs burgers - december
ofmd - march
hazbin hotel - october
bobs burgers - december
omg a post from layne??? important breaking news for the crew
1. i am once again single
2. i also just purchased a ticket to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social’s early saturday show in seattle this weekend
1. i am once again single
2. i also just purchased a ticket to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social’s early saturday show in seattle this weekend
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
omg a post from layne??? important breaking news for the crew
1. i am once again single
2. i also just purchased a ticket to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social’s early saturday show in seattle this weekend
1. i am once again single
2. i also just purchased a ticket to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social’s early saturday show in seattle this weekend
god save the queen, the fascist regime, it made you a moron
July 5, 2025 at 7:59 AM
god save the queen, the fascist regime, it made you a moron
the duality of ✨masc✨
June 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the duality of ✨masc✨
Reposted by layne 🏴☠️🇵🇸✨ (he/they)
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN
June 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN
YALL
THIS IS LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OF PROGRESS
THIS IS LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OF PROGRESS
June 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
YALL
THIS IS LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OF PROGRESS
THIS IS LESS THAN 12 MONTHS OF PROGRESS
HAPPY PRIDE
I LOVE GAYS I LOVE BEING GAY
I LOVE GAYS I LOVE BEING GAY
June 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
HAPPY PRIDE
I LOVE GAYS I LOVE BEING GAY
I LOVE GAYS I LOVE BEING GAY
got my first $100 tip tonight….
June 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
got my first $100 tip tonight….
haven’t checked my ex’s socials in almost two months but he showed up on my gf’s fyp today still begging for money and my willpower is shaking
May 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
haven’t checked my ex’s socials in almost two months but he showed up on my gf’s fyp today still begging for money and my willpower is shaking
just did my virtual therapy from the tattoo chair lolol
therapist said it’s the most pnw thing he’s ever heard 😂
therapist said it’s the most pnw thing he’s ever heard 😂
May 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
just did my virtual therapy from the tattoo chair lolol
therapist said it’s the most pnw thing he’s ever heard 😂
therapist said it’s the most pnw thing he’s ever heard 😂
it’s my birthday or something??
April 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it’s my birthday or something??
one of my fav pics from the night and im not even in it 💜
April 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
one of my fav pics from the night and im not even in it 💜
Reposted by layne 🏴☠️🇵🇸✨ (he/they)
420 Drag Show in Everett Wa tonight!! Produced by and performed in by our very own @swaggerwort.bsky.social
Squeeeeee so much fun!
Squeeeeee so much fun!
April 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
420 Drag Show in Everett Wa tonight!! Produced by and performed in by our very own @swaggerwort.bsky.social
Squeeeeee so much fun!
Squeeeeee so much fun!
Tonight is the biggest drag show I’ve ever produced
We’ve surpassed my previously most attended show with presales alone
We’ve surpassed my previously most attended show with presales alone
April 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tonight is the biggest drag show I’ve ever produced
We’ve surpassed my previously most attended show with presales alone
We’ve surpassed my previously most attended show with presales alone
I really miss all of my pirate friends
I know it’s on me bc I don’t reach out or actively use Bluesky, but it still makes me sad
So I guess this is just to say that you’re all really important to me, and I wish I was better at showing it
I know it’s on me bc I don’t reach out or actively use Bluesky, but it still makes me sad
So I guess this is just to say that you’re all really important to me, and I wish I was better at showing it
April 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I really miss all of my pirate friends
I know it’s on me bc I don’t reach out or actively use Bluesky, but it still makes me sad
So I guess this is just to say that you’re all really important to me, and I wish I was better at showing it
I know it’s on me bc I don’t reach out or actively use Bluesky, but it still makes me sad
So I guess this is just to say that you’re all really important to me, and I wish I was better at showing it
In case anyone was wondering, my ex is still publicly begging for money under the guise of “having to flee unsafe housing” almost SIX MONTHS after I broke our lease and moved out first to escape his abuse 🤪
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In case anyone was wondering, my ex is still publicly begging for money under the guise of “having to flee unsafe housing” almost SIX MONTHS after I broke our lease and moved out first to escape his abuse 🤪
decided to try piercing my ears again after almost ten years
April 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
decided to try piercing my ears again after almost ten years
Lessons learned from my experience with “unethical” polyamory:
Being new to the poly community feels like being new to being queer. Everyone expects you to automatically know all the rules. They say the foundation of ethical polyamory is communication, but that’s a grossly simplified statement.
Being new to the poly community feels like being new to being queer. Everyone expects you to automatically know all the rules. They say the foundation of ethical polyamory is communication, but that’s a grossly simplified statement.
April 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Lessons learned from my experience with “unethical” polyamory:
Being new to the poly community feels like being new to being queer. Everyone expects you to automatically know all the rules. They say the foundation of ethical polyamory is communication, but that’s a grossly simplified statement.
Being new to the poly community feels like being new to being queer. Everyone expects you to automatically know all the rules. They say the foundation of ethical polyamory is communication, but that’s a grossly simplified statement.
I am so incredibly proud of this show. I have raised the bar not only for myself, but in trying to make changes to this industry too
So much so that the other local producers are copying me 😉
So much so that the other local producers are copying me 😉
March 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am so incredibly proud of this show. I have raised the bar not only for myself, but in trying to make changes to this industry too
So much so that the other local producers are copying me 😉
So much so that the other local producers are copying me 😉
this is going to be another core moment that deeply traumatizes me, isn’t it?
March 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this is going to be another core moment that deeply traumatizes me, isn’t it?
I need you all to know that this is a real, uncropped photo our official photog (aka @dolemout.bsky.social) took AND UPLOADED TO THE DRAG SHOW ALBUM
yall are never beating the horny allegations
yall are never beating the horny allegations
March 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I need you all to know that this is a real, uncropped photo our official photog (aka @dolemout.bsky.social) took AND UPLOADED TO THE DRAG SHOW ALBUM
yall are never beating the horny allegations
yall are never beating the horny allegations
can someone tell the person i hurt that i miss them
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
can someone tell the person i hurt that i miss them