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Suzanne
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Trying to make something on the sewing machine, but Swizzels seems to know more about it than me. She is just so much help....
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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We went to Samphire Hoe today. We took Swizzels & Waffle as well. Swizzels decided it was cold enough to need a snood.
Suzanne holding a ferret who is part way through the Snood she is wearing
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Everyone needs 5 seconds of a Honey Badger having a trot....
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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maybe some of you need to see Brian May with a badger this morning (picture ganked from The Guardian's news quiz for this week)
Brian May holding a small badger in his hands. He is looking at it somewhat lovingly.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
"Hey, look, I'm not the only one who steals Socks!"
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I consider this video to be my Millennial detector 👀
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
For some reason, our other ferrets were not very welcoming to Swizzels, & while we spent huge amounts of time with her, we knew she needed a "fuzzy" friend. We got Waffle, & they hit it off straight away. Since then, most of the others have come round, but these 2 are a formidable pair.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
We had Poppet who would climb up the back of the tumble dryer, squeeze between its top & the bottom of the surface, then pinch a gravy bone & get back down. The only clue was the knocked over box until we caught her red pawed.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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We took this video off of our CCTV of Hershey, Swizzels & their friend the Magpie playing in the garden. It happens most days, the Magpie comes to the French windows, calling out for them.

youtu.be/QyO_ekXxcZk?... via @YouTube
Hershey, Swizzels and their friend the Magpie
YouTube video by Clive Slade
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November 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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This is Fuse, he's 5 1/2 & a real little monster. 1 1/2 years ago he was very ill, & it seemed like we would have to make a very hard decision. Luckily after a few scary days & a lot of money he pulled round. He is on some pretty funky tablets, & has had the odd relapse, but what a stunner he is.💕💗
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
"Can you scroll it up please, I've finished reading that page"
October 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
Anyone tried these lens wipes?

I find they seem to have rather sharp bits when you try to get them out of the box.
Nala the particularly nippy ferret inside an empty box of glasses lens wipes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
When you are 10 weeks old & you new humans have just returned from a successful hunt!
October 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green turn around towards the sound as they both hear a car horn honking. Blue: Did you hear that? Green: yep! Both foxes dash into action, rushing to the same direction. Green: It's coming from the intersection outside! Blue: To the balcony! Now on the balcony, both foxes look down in fascination as a cacophony of nonstop honking is happening somewhere below. Green: Wow, the person blocking traffic really thinks they have the right of way. Blue: Amazing. Green turns to look over his shoulder to the apartment, while Blue's eyes are still glued on the action. The aggressive honking continues. Green: Will you keep me updated if I go make us popcorn? Blue: Sure.
October 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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This is the look I get when Custard climbs up Suzanne for a cuddle & she moves my hand out of his way so he can get comfortable!!!
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
2010, first frost of winter. An amazing ferret called Munchie, loved to go on a walk, walking for miles, & if he got tired, or his feet got cold, he would climb up onto my shoulders to warm up & still be able to see the world. He loved being as high as possible, even sitting on my hat sometimes.
October 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
"You have no proof they are mummy's boys..."
"wait..."
"Ohhh..."
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
suzanneslade.bsky.social
We went out this morning, and as I pondered around, I had the realisation that I'd left the latch hook kit in Nalas reach and expected the worst. But I had to take it back when it was untouched. Photos of Nala enjoying rather ahem free mince pies acquired.
October 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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It's time to start clearing some of the empty pots away..Swizzel wants to help ..
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Visit my #Etsyshop
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October 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
"Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free ferret!"
October 7, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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stephencollins.bsky.social
[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking] 1 SOCRATES: Plato.. PLATO: Yes Socrates? 2 SOCRATES: Can you tell me, are you human? PLATO: Why… yes, Socrates 3 SOCRATES: And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is? PLATO: Um, yep 4 SOCRATES: So you can tell me, then 5 [Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel] SOCRATES: *Is that a chariot*? 6 PLATO: Well that’s more just a bit of wheel 7 SOCRATES: So not a *chariot*. PLATO: No. 8 SOCRATES: [Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes] So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*? 9 PLATO: Well you can’t tap any of them really 10 SOCRATES: So are we not human? PLATO: ‘Spose not. 11 [Bleak pause] 12 PLATO: I’ll get the hemlock SOCRATES: Yeah [ends]
October 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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lazy-ferret.co.uk
Little miss Treacle/Shadow/Sprinkles (not decided yet) helped me do a deep clean & re-arrange the run today. Totally fearless, even helped me use the drill, but filling the water trough was the best bit...
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM