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Suzanne J
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When my cats demand I feed them an hour after I feed them, I tell them I'm too busy screenwriting.
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June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This was my favorite roadtrip companion last summer. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!
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of ‘82) just dropped! available wherever reputable podcasts are dropped! and COMING VERY SOON SEASON 2 - summer of 83!
May 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Deploying a military that answers only to you to police your own country is what dictators do.
Strengthening and Unleashing America's Law Enforcement to Pursue Criminals and Protect Innocent Citizens
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:Section 1.  Purpose and
www.whitehouse.gov
April 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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If members of the press are worried they didn’t give enough coverage to the cognitive decline of a sitting president, they have an amazing opportunity to make up for it right now.
April 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
To my fellow British mystery fam, LUDWIG is delightful! (Please make more.)
April 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I wonder if Musk knows he much he's fucked the oligarchy? Like, they were reasonably safe from a revolution as long as they kept a dignified low profile and had flacks ensure their mentions always included the title "philanthropist". Now middle schoolers are out here ranting about Peter Thiel.
April 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Watched all of TRUTH SEEKERS last night. What a delightful surprise! Sad it fell into the vortex that was 2020.
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Texas high school students have to take the TSIA2 Accuplacer test. I've heard some precocious students are being warned to dumb down their essays and write the obvious. So I've been reading the TSIA2 tech manual re: WritePlacer scoring and I can see why. 1/4
April 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Obsessed with Rex Ray's collages. OBSESSED.
April 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The #HandsOff protests from EVERY STATE (+ DC), a story told alphabetically::
April 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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cheese is woke now
April 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Thank you Senator Cory Booker!
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
19 hours and counting!
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
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April 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Can't wait for one of my Dad's golfing buddies to magasplain how this is tooootally diiiiifferent. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
But her e-mails? Here is how Trump's team reacted to a Hillary Clinton security breach
Years before their Signal chat about Houthi war plans, top Trump aides said security breaches are a firing -- and prosecutable -- offense.
www.usatoday.com
March 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say
This is blood-boiling. Charles Rogers was awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam after being wounded three times leading the defense of a position.

Google his name and the entry below comes up. When you click, you'll see the page has been deleted and the URL changed to include "DEI medal."
March 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
March 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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5. important people in important rooms saying important things

4. you killed my (INSERT RELATION) prepare to die

3. weird artist makes a film about another weird artist

2. pew! pew! pew-pew-pew!

1. repressed people in repressed rooms not saying the things they repress because they are repressed
My five favorite film genres:

5. There goes a well-known gun

4. The New York Times said, "God is dead?"

3. Don't let the sun go down on me!

2. Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal?

1. I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
my favorite film genres:

5. cop with a conscience

4. an assassin has an existential crisis

3. a team of thieves pull off the heist of the century

2. a middle-aged bureaucrat is embroiled in a political conspiracy

1. a lawyer or journalist sifts through documents to discover that THEY KNEW
March 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Today’s sketch.
March 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Ugh. While that might improve things for this team and their families, turning a government function into an investment opportunity is EXACTLY THE PROBLEM. Can we please stop funneling ordinary people's tax dollars to billionaires?
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.

It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.

They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.

I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Sure, I’m in favor of personal liberty and free markets, and I’d love to believe Bezos and I both want the same versions of those, even though I’m sure we don’t. The problem is that the WaPo Opinion page is now just the Bezos Opinion page and I’m not going to fucking pay for that.
February 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@roberthewittwolfe.bsky.social I’m know I’m super-late to this party, but finally just binged Elementary. Reichenbach to McNally: “I need access to EVERYTHING!” I left my body for a minute. I miss fiction.
February 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
NGL, it’d be fun to get a bunch of these and just fukkin graffiti all over ‘em.
I’m no art expert here, but I think I may have found the deal of the fuckin’ century!
January 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Greens. That reminds me, I’ve got a salad kit in the fridge with -1 day left.
January 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM